Beef《怒呛人生（2023）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

一大早就这样搞什么？Starting my fucking day like this. What the fuck?真是不可思议！I can't believe this shit!那个混♥蛋♥杂工在我的硬木地板上撒尿Bitch-ass handyman pissing on my fucking hardwood floor.这可是欧洲橡木王八蛋！This is European oak, motherfucker!“你丈夫在家吗？”uOoh. Is your husband home?'1不在！我在家去你♥妈♥的♥ !No! I'm home. Fuck you!给人吹♥箫♥的臭狗屎Cocksucking piece of shit."他妈的别叫了！Shut the fuck up!我好不容易才把家里装♥修♥好I have worked too hard for this shit.看看这个Look at this.老天啊臭死了Oh, my God, the smell.（车牌查找马上搜索（搜索结果可能包括:丹尼尔周）（杂工丹尼尔周）（咨♥询 ♥周氏建筑服务公♥司 ♥） 喂？Hello?你知不知道自己惹到什么人了 ？Do you have any idea who you just fucked with? Huh?你这没用、可耻的小人！You useless； shameful little shit!我要-行了泼妇I'm gonna- - Okay, bitch.这里是周氏建筑服务公♥司♥You've reached At Cho Service Construction.丹尼现在接不了电♥话♥Danny can't come to the phone-宝贝？Babe?怎么了？I always liked Veronica.她教会了我读书我当时没准备好She taught me how to read. -1 wasn't ready.我必须先成就事业再组建家庭I had to build up the business before I could start a family, you know?而且我还要照顾你小子Plus I had to take care of you, fucker.橙县肯定是正确决策Yo, OC's the move, man.这件事你就信我吧Just trust me on this.娜奥米非常感谢你能过来Naomi, thank you so much for coming over.琼今天超级不开心June was having the worst day.没关系应该的No worries, of course.乔治特别生气George was so pissed.我害他接琼迟到了然后I made us late picking her up and then.她打了一个老师she hit a teacher.是的他们说她是失调儿童Yeah. They called her dysregulated.我的老天-是啊Ew. Oh, my God. -1 know.不要因此而自责Do not beat yourself up over that.依奇把我们邻居的狗咬了Izzy bit our neighbor's dog.不会吧是啊No. -1 know.一般都是狗咬人对吧？Usually it's the other way around, right?我们应该经常这样聊聊我们住得这么近We should do this more. We live so close.是啊是应该多聊聊我很乐意Yeah, we should, I would love that.真不敢相信我们是通过乔丹娜才认识的I can't believe we met through Jordan, of all people.老天确实如此是吧？太离谱了Oh, my God. I know, right? It's so crazy.嘿你觉得如果我因为琼Uh, hey, do you think she's gonna be annoyed和她重新安排会议时间她会不会生气？that I rescheduled my meeting with her because of June?不会的你也没有其他办法啊No. No, you had to.但说真的这话就咱俩说说别和她说是因为家庭原因But actually, between you and me, don't say it was a family thing.我会说工作有紧急情况Ed say it was a work emergency.好的幸亏你告诉我Oh, okay. Good to know.是啊和我嫂子说话一定要小心谨慎You wanna choose your words wisely with my sister-in-law.你如果需要建议随时可以打电♥话&hearts问我If you ever need any advice, call me anytime.娜奥米非常感谢Thank you so much, Naomi.我真的需要达成这笔交易I just really need this deal to close.这是真心话懂吧？ 老天我懂Straight up. You know? - Oh, my God. Yeah.最近我一直情绪紧张I just, I have been so on edge lately and.老天我真羡慕你God, I am so jealous.能一整天陪着依奇那感觉肯定很好It must be nice getting to spend all day at home with Izzy.是啊！确实挺棒的Yeah! No, it's great.但我也不是整天闲在家里but I don't spend all day at home.是的当然我不是我有自己的非盈利组织还得写作Oh. No, of course, I didn't mean- - Yeah, I have my nonprofits. And I write.乔丹娜会时不时地And Jordan comes to me找我咨♥询♥经营建议我听她说过是的我for business advice from time to time. -1 heard that. Yes； I-需要应付的事还挺多的是的That*s a lot to juggle. - Yeah.乔丹娜兴致一上来就不停地给我发消息Then when Jordan gets on a roll, she will just text me non-stop.我们会聊股票、聊全渠道零售And we talk stocks, we talk omnichannel retail.最近我给她发了这段视频I sent this one video to her recently.你在友邻上看到那个路怒视频没？Did you see the road rage thing on Nextdoor?那是个手♥机♥应用吗？-老天你看看Is that an app? - Oh, my gosh, look at this.这也太不可思议了I mean, can you believe that?我就是不明白这些人为什么会那么愤怒I can't understand what those people are so angry about.其实我觉得大多数人都不明白Ah, you know, I mean, most people don't understand that.愤怒只是一种转瞬即逝的意识状态anger is just a transitory state of consciousness.我喜欢这句话I love that.艾米你太聪明了You're so smart, Amy.我说真的呢怪不得乔丹娜那么喜欢你No, really. No wonder Jordan loves you.维罗妮卡我只是想说All Fm saying is, Veronica,我们一起长大彼此知根知底你信任我们是吧？we grew up together, you know us, we know you, you trust us, you know?我们做维护、翻新、油漆、庭院工程室内工程什么都干Uh, we do maintenance, renovations； paint, yard work, inside work, like everything. 只要你有需要Anything you need.我们都能做We do it all.是吧丹尼？Right, Danny?是啊我是勾缝王Yeah, Tm the king of grout.我们也可以勾缝We also do grout.那你们好厉害I mean, that's all very impressive.是啊我听说勾缝挺难的Yeah, I hear grouts tricky. Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.你们有什么需要我们做的事情吗？Is there anything we can work on?对Yeah.我觉得家里暂时没有什么问题Uh, the place is pretty good for now,但如果有问题了我们肯定给你们打电♥话♥but if anything comes up, we'll be sure to give you a call.如果你们经常过来的话可以去我们的教堂看看And if you're around more, you should swing by our church. 埃德温是唱诗班的主唱Edwin leads praise team.那可真不错Oh, that*s cool.我们不去教堂了但We don*t go to church anymore, but.我们我们有时候还会去We still- We sometimes do.好啊顺便来看看Yeah. Stop by.人越多越好The more the merrier.给你Here.还记得我们老教堂那架总出问题的投影仪吗？Remember that fussy overhead projector at our old church? 老天那时的我们太不一样了Gosh, we were so different then.我都记得我也记得I remember everything. -1 remember too.（打给我急事）不好意思我得去打个电♥话♥很快就好Hey, I'm sorry. I'm gonna make a real quick call.我们的朋友埃丝特正好在抱怨她家下水管Our friend Esther was just complaining about her plumber.什么事？Oh. - Yo, what*s going on?没什么我就刚拉了泡屎Nothing much, man. Tm just finishing up taking a shit.正在往后背抹可的松Rubbing some Cortizone on my back.你短♥信♥上写着"急事”You texted "9-1-1.n该死对我是发了这个Oh, shit. Yeah, I did.你还记得住在汽车旅馆的那个查德吗？Remember that guy Chad who lived at the motel?记得Yeah.他现在还住那里过得一团糟Well, dude, he still lives there and his life*s a mess, man.他应该得了痛风I think he has gout.好吧Okay.所以呢？ so?你听好了于是我借给了他一些钱去买♥♥药 Dude, get this. So I lent him some money for his meds, 但我认为他没把钱用在药上but I don't think he used it on them.你到底想说什么？-我马上就说到了What are you trying to say? - I'm getting to it.天啊我们就不能放松下来时不时地闲聊一下吗？We can't just chill and have small talk sometimes?我们总是在闲聊每次都是We talk small all the time； like, all the time.好吧行他说有一对亚裔夫妇在找你All right, fine, look, he said an Asian couple was looking for you. 看起来是有钱人They looked rich.这姨♥子♥到底找我要干嘛？What does this bitch want from me?她有房♥子有孩子我有什么？She got a house, she has kids. What do I got?兄弟！你有的也不少啊Dude! You got lots of shit； man.你有我你有自己的卡车You got me, got your truck.严格来说那车现在是我的Technically it's mine now.好吧行没事Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right.谢谢你给我报信没事不用谢Thanks for the heads up. - Yeah, no problem.我得挂了 随时联♥系♥我I gotta go. - Hit me up whenever.谁发消息了 ？Who was that?可能就是垃圾信息Uh, it was probably just spam.我来帮你吧转过来Let me help you with that. Turn around.不用了我可以的It's fine, I can do it.我愿意帮你Oh, I don*t mind.让你依赖上我你就走不掉了Makes you dependent on me so you can't leave.我会系领带I can tie a tie.乔治拜托你还为之前的事生气吗？George, come on, you still mad about earlier?没有就让我自己系领带吧No, just let me tie my tie.我去看看琼I'm gonna go check on June.好吧Okay.我决定不打领带了Listen- -1 decided not to wear it.你听好我是个很危险的人Listen to me. I'm a dangerous guy.你只是一个无聊的郊区家庭主妇对生活毫无追求好吧？You're just a bored, suburban housewife with no purpose, okay?你肯定对自己毫无建树的一生感到狂怒I bet you're mad at yourself for letting your whole life pass you by. 你肯定有过宏伟的梦想觉得一切皆有可能I bet you had big dreams. Anything was possible.（创建用户名然后眨眼间Then you blinked.你就被现在这种你并不想要的生活困住了And now you're stuck in a life you never wanted.你什么都有但内心空虚You have it all, but you're empty inside.你觉得力不从心你想夺回控制权You feel weak, you want to take back control.你猜怎么着你夺不走我的控制权好吗？Well, guess what. You won't take it from me, okay?我凶猛强悍！谁都别想惹我！I'm a fucking animal! I can't be fucked with!只能我给你添堵！I do the fucking!所以别再惹我离我远点否则让你好看So stop messing with me and leave me alone or else.你听懂了吗？You hear me?这是我对你最后的警告This is your last warning.还是别让我爆发绝对不要！You do not want to unleash the beast. You don't!（经营一家大型无能建筑公♥司♥是什么感觉?） 这他妈是谁？Who the fuck?我很高兴维罗妮卡让你们过来不客气埃丝特I'm so glad Veronica sent you. - No problem, Esther.你们是橙县人吗？So are you from Orange County?不我们在圣贝纳迪诺郊外长大No, we grew up outside San Bernardino.我父母在狂潮水上乐园附近经营一家汽车旅馆My parents owned a motel near Raging Waters.不错那里的生意一定很好Nice. That must've done well.我出生之前确实挺好的Apparently, before I was born.后来飓风港乐园开始营业于是And then Hurricane Harbor opened up, so.这两个地方我都没去过Fve never really been to either.我们应该去逛逛飓风港乐园如何？We should go. Harbor?听说很刺♥激♥有个禁忌塔穿越Oh, it's sick. There's this ride, Taboo Towers.有一个向上的人口三个向下的出口你不知道会从哪里出来Got one way up, three ways down. It's unpredictable.有点像我的生活Kind of like how I live my life.总之我也做投资这就是我的副业Anyways, I do investing. This is like my side gig.如果你需要投资建议So if you ever need investing advice-我马上回来-好的Fil be right back. - Okay.你完事了 ？-如果你帮我一把Yo. You done yet? -1 would be if you were helping me而不是和客户调情早就好了instead of flirting with the customer base.老兄这个叫客户服务Dude, it's called client services.工作时别发消息Do not text on the job.是谁？ 她叫凯拉Who is that? - Her name's Kayla.她挺带劲吧？Yo, she's bad, right?这是个机器人This is a bot.你才是机器人You're a bot.（你是机器人吗?）（不是你是吗?）（椅子六十五年1979年夏天我们结婚后Following our marriage in the summer of 1979,中井对负面空间有了深刻的认识Haru became deeply conscious of negative space.他爱上了虚空和物质之间的相互作用Oh, he fell in love with the interplay between void and substance.顺理成章地So naturally,这把椅子的弧度the curvature of the seat是按照我自己背部的轮廓建模的is modeled after the contours of my own backside.太棒了 好神奇Oh, fabulous. - That's amazing.富美我们很感激你能借出这把月亮椅Fumi, we're so grateful to have a Tamago chair on loan. 我很想让你看看我们的其他作品rd love to get your eyes on our other pieces.这把椅子真是来历不凡是吧？Quite the origin story for a chair, huh?乔丹娜非常感谢你能来参加Jordan, thank you so much for coming.谢谢你的邀请这是谁呀？Thank you for having me. Who is this?这是小琼琼打个招呼Oh, this is Junie. June, say hi.好吧希望随着年龄的增长能变得更有礼貌Okay, hopefully she'll get more polite as she gets older. 告诉我这个故事是真的还是编出来的？So tell me, is all of that true or made up?不好意思你说什么？I'm sorry, what?我们都知道精彩的故事能提高价格A good story drives the price, as we know.我有我妈裸体坐在模具上的照片I have photos of my mom sitting naked on the mold.真的吗？Really?多少钱？How much?这个不卖♥♥It's not for sale.乔治？George?肯定可以定个价格的I'm sure that there's a price.对不起这我必须婉拒Sorry. Gotta put my foot down.乔治就别玩欲迎还拒的把戏了Jojt Jojt Joji. Let's not play games.十万美元A hundred thousand.怎么样？How's that?不行没门的乔丹娜Nope. No way, Jordana.这个展览很棒This exhibit has been great.非常感谢你的邀请但我该走了拜拜Thank you so much for having me, but I should be leaving. Cheers.乔丹娜我以为我们能多聊聊You know, I thought we could hang out谈谈那笔交易？and talk about the deal?但我真的需要去参加我朋友的乔迁庆宴I really need to get to my friend's housewarming.是在尼泊尔所以It's in Nepal, so.再见Bye-bye.嘿！干杯弟弟！Hey! Cheers, baby bro!祝我们能充分利用余下的人生！Here's to making the most of the time we got left!喂我说了干杯！Yo, I said cheers!嘿等你四五十岁了Hey, man. When you*re 40, 50,就会想回家和自己的妻子一起做泡菜you're gonna wanna come home to your girl making kimchi jjigae.也许我想等她回家和我一起做芝土煽鸡排呢Maybe I want her to come home to me making chicken parm.什么？What?我想等她回家给她做芝士煽鸡排！I want her to come home to me making her chicken parm!你现在和白人女孩胡搞没什么问题It's okay to mess around with white girls now,但等你想安顿下来时还是要听爸妈的话What happened?怒呛人生活着的喜悦你还记得让我路怒的那个人吗？Yo, remember that guy I got into that road rage with?原来是个女人Turns out it was a woman.有时人会在低谷中触底反弹Sometimes rock bottom is your trampoline.我听不清I can't hear you.（如果你需要一个毫无技术的无能杂工!）“对了他在我家卫生间到处撒尿一星评价”搞什么？"P S he pissed all over my bathroom One star." What the fuck?（我没见过这女人尖叫网快把这条评论撤了）人生是如此宝贵Life is precious, man.不能虚度你必须行动起来You can't waste it. You gotta take action.你要是饿了就吃块牛排If you're hungry, eat a steak.如果你想让阳光照拂脸庞它就在那里If you want to feel the sun on your face, it's right there.看到喜欢的东西弟弟你要努力去追求See something you like, baby bro, you go get it.你得拿到掌控权You gotta take control.我掌握着呢I am in control.是吗？Oh, yeah?那你有什么计划？What*s your plan then?我要去拉个屎然后玩玩球I'm gonna take a shit, then I'm gonna go play ball.不是这种而是你的人生No, like, in your life.就现在Right now.关于你宝贵的人生你有什么计划？In your one precious life, what is your plan?but when you settle down, listen to Mom and Dad, 娶个韩国裔好女孩回家懂吗？bring home a nice Korean girl, you know?你觉得他们希望自己的孙辈用圆圆的大眼睛You think they*ll want their grandkids looking up at them像昆虫一样抬头看他们吗？with huge round eyes, like fucking bugs?你花了太多时间遵守那些专横的规矩Yo, you waste way too much time following arbitrary rules.你在说什么怪话？Why you talking all weird?“我必须先成就事业再组建家庭”"I gotta build my business before I start a family."“我得听爸妈的话娶一个韩国裔好女孩回家”"I gotta listen to Mom and Dad and bring home a nice Korean girl.'1 哥你能不能Bro, just.好好过自己的日子just live.我在过日子啊I am living.好吧All right.你不是让我果断一点吗？I thought you wanted me to be more assertive.是的但不是现在Yeah, not now.这事关数百万美元There's millions of dollars on the line.她还没给我发投资意向书呢She hasn't even sent the term sheet.生活中有很多比钱更重要的东西There are more important things than money.我花了两年时间撮合这笔交易I spent two years putting this deal together我希望你至少能帮我一把and the least you could do is help me.你说什么？ 对Excuse me?我帮忙了我一直在帮助你Yeah. -1 do help. I help all the time.你好像根本意识不到我现在有多焦头烂额It's like you have no awareness of how much I have on my plate right now. 我为这个家天天拼命I bust my ass for this family.我也是啊Hey, so do I.那些花瓶不会凭空冒出来但它们挣不来钱Those vases don't just make themselves. - They also don't make money.你脑子只有金钱You are obsessed with money.三句话不离钱That's all you ever talk about.乔治我们成长环境不同好吗？George, I didn't grow up the way you did. Okay?你有没有意识到只有有钱人才会说You ever notice how it's only people who have money钱不重要？that think money isn*t important?佛陀之所以能成为佛陀首先因为他是王子好吧？The Buddha is only the Buddha because he was a prince first, right?他有能放弃的东西He had stuff to renounce.如果金钱会离间我们的关系那我可以放弃If money is gonna drive us apart, then I renounce.我们不能放弃We can't renounce因为你♥爸♥爸留给我们的东西就只有那些桌子和椅子because all your dad left us was tables and chairs.这就是场椅子的庆典This is a celebration ofchairs.嗨妈咪！Hi, Mommy!我希望你有时能收拾一下洗碗机I wish you would unload the dishwasher sometimes.我都快没时间用那些盘子碗吃饭了I barely have time to eat off of those dishes.宝贝这只需要五分钟或者我们可以一起来Babe, it takes five minutes. - - Or we could do it together.放点音乐当成一种乐趣-我知道只是Turn on music make it fun- -1 know. I just, uma（我们在夜店从韩国城的运动场穿过来）我理解我们试着享受一下今晚剩下的时光吧好吗？I hear you, lets just try to enjoy the rest of the evening, okay? 请不要坐在艺术品上Please don't sit on the art.好的Okay.乔治我只是好奇George, I'm just curious,你为什么给我雇员的照片墙帖子点赞？why are you "liking" my employee's Instagram photos?我在支持你的生意I am supporting your business.给米娅的比基尼照点赞是支持我的生意Liking Mia's bikini pics is helping my business.这怎么算支持？-我都没看那些照片how? -1 don't look at the photos.我只读了文字内容你是不是觉得我傻？I just read the captions. - Do you think I'm stupid?你何时能对我坦