2023年英语课前三分钟演讲稿幽默.docx

2023年英语课前三分钟演讲稿幽默 英语课前三分钟（演讲）稿幽默一 Why does football get people into a frenzy? Who is your idol? It may be Napoleon, Picasso, or Michael Jackson. But who is my idol? Can you guess? It is Ronaldo. He is the No. 1 super star of football. Football is a game in which 22 people chase one ball around a large field. The aim of the game is to get the ball into the net to score. After all, its such an easy game, and yet people go crazy mad over it. The answer lies in two facts. One is the game itself. Sometimes it is beyond any description. Football is a game of passes and techniques, passion and love, more importantly, unity is the key-the whole team working as one, united they will never be defeated. The Europeans style. of play is like a Waltz, the Brazilian like a Samba, and the passionate Argentineans play as if they are doing a Tango. Football is so unpredictable, so unbelievable. You will never know who will win until the last minute. Especially when suddenly there is a goal, the fans who have been sitting on the edge of their seats, will be wild with joy and excitement; and the losers with disappointed hearts will despair over their teams. The other is of course the super stars. Each one has his own personality, just like my idol Ronaldo. When he smiles, we all smile with him. Who can forget that buck-toothed smile, or that unique hairstyle. during the 20xx World Cup. Ronaldo was born to a poor family. He has set an example to children who cant afford a pair of shoes, but have talent and a passion for football. He gives them confidence and hope of a better future. Football is the game that wins everyones heart and the best game ever invented. 为什么足球会让人变得疯狂? 谁是你的偶像?这可能是拿破仑，毕加索和迈克尔·杰克逊。但我的偶像是谁?你能猜到吗?这是罗纳尔多。他是1号足球超级明星。 足球是一场竞赛，22人在一个大的领域追赶一个球。竞赛的目的是把球打进网以得分。 究竟，这是一个很简单的嬉戏，但人们疯狂的疯狂。答案在于两点。一个是嬉戏本身。有时它是超越任何描述。足球是一种传球和技术，激情和爱，更重要的是，团结是关键-整个团队合作，团结，他们永久不会被击败。 嬉戏的欧洲的风格就像一首圆舞曲，巴西人喜爱桑巴，和热忱的阿根廷人玩假如他们正在做的探戈。足球是如此的不行猜测，如此令人难以置信。你永久不会知道谁会赢，直到最终一分钟。特殊是突然有一个进球，那些坐在他们座位边上的球迷，会带着喜悦和兴奋的心情，绝望的心会让他们的球队感到无望。 另一则是超级明星。每个人都有自己的共性，就像我的偶像罗纳尔多。当他微笑时，我们都对他微笑。谁能遗忘，巴克齿的微笑，或独特的发型在20xx世界杯。罗纳尔多诞生于一个贫困的家庭。他给孩子们树立了一个不起一双鞋子的典范，但有一个天才和对足球的热忱。他给他们信念和盼望的一个更好的将来。 足球是一场竞赛，是每一个人心中的嬉戏，永久存在! 英语课前三分钟演讲稿幽默二 I received a devastating blow to my self-confidence in the first interview of my college years. I applied to be a host in our Student Acting Troupe and felt confident that I would be accepted. But one of the panel members told me: “You seem inadequate and you are a little vertically-challenged.“ My life has never been the same since. I used bigger heels to complement my height and psychological maneuvers and tricks to hide my lack of confidence. But no matter how hard I tried to look the part, there was still something missing. As president of English Club, I organized the rehearsal of Snow White for an English party. Unfortunately, we could not find an actor to be the last dwarf. It had to be someone who was humorous by nature and fluent in English. Suddenly, all eyes turned to me, and I knew I would have to be the dwarf. To my great surprise and delight, once on stage, I was totally absorbed in the performance and my humorous nature was put to full use. As the dwarf, I was a big hit. Yes, each of us is only one among millions of others, but each of us is an individual and each of us is unique. Cultivating our individuality will transform our lives, making of them a kaleidoscope of new colors and textures. A world deprived of diversity would be a bland and boring place. The real tragedy is not being short or shy or ugly, but having your identity lost in a world in which everyone is a clone of a model cool boy or a flawless charming girl. Given a choice, I would rather be ugly than live in such a world. I“d rather be a genuine dwarf accompanying a Snow White than be a Snow White among nothing but Snow Whites. I would rather be myself. I would contribute my individual and unique colors to create a more diverse universe. Please, be yourself. 译文:我重树信念 大学生活的几年里，当我参与第一次面试时，我的自信念受到了沉重的打击。我向“学生剧团”（申请）出演一个主角，而且我非常自信地认为我会被录用。但是,其中有个剧团成员告知我:“你好像不太适宜出演这个角色，由于你的身高有点问题。”我从未遇到过这种状况。我穿着高跟鞋来弥补我的身高，采纳心理策略和技巧来掩盖自己信念的缺乏。但是，不管我怎样努力进入角色，感觉还是缺少些什么。 作为英语俱乐部的主席，我为英语晚会组织排演了白雪公主短剧。不幸的是，我们找不到适宜的人选出演最终一个小矮人。这个角色必需生性幽默，英语流利。突然，全部人的目光都转向了我，我知道那个小矮人就是我了。让我极度惊奇而又快乐的是，一上台，我完全投入到演出中，而且我那幽默的天性被发挥得淋漓尽致。作为一个小矮人”，我取得了巨大的胜利。 确实，我们中的任何一个人都是千百万中的一员，但我们中的每个人都是一个与众不同的个体。发挥我们自己的共性会转变我们的生活，使它们成为漂亮的万花筒。 失去了多样性的世界是个冷漠、乏味的地方。真正的悲剧不是个矮、大方或丑陋，而是将自己的共性迷失在一个克隆的世界里，那里处处都是典型的酷男孩或无瑕、迷人的好姑娘。 假如让我选择，我宁可面貌五陋，也不愿生活在这样一个世界里。我宁可做一个伴随“白雪公主”的真实的小矮人，也不愿做“白雪公主”世界里的一个白雪公主。