2022年儿童爆笑的英语小笑话汇总.docx

2022年儿童爆笑的英语小笑话汇总 英语笑话儿童阅读范文 Pet Parrot Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, What do you want for your birthday Smitty says, I want to get laid. So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore. After a few minutes, Harry hears really loud screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs and into the room. Theres Smitty, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colorful feathers. Harry, says Smitty, what the hell are you doing Smitty says, For a hundred bucks I want her nude! 好玩的儿童英语小笑话 Where is the egg鸡蛋在哪里 老师：你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：鸡蛋在哪 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Where is the egg Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the egg Student:In the cake,Sir. 爆笑的英语笑话参考范文 Running Shoes Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion. The second guy hisses: What are you doing, you cant outrun the lion And the first guy says: No, but all I have to do is outrun you! 第2页 共2页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页第 2 页 共 2 页