经典美剧《老友记》-第九季-第十集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语.docx
He sprang to his sleigh To his team gave a whistle 他拉起他的雪橇 他吹起他的 口 哨And away they all flew Like the down of a thistle他们奔驰而去如同蓟草的细毛But I heard him exclaim Ere he drove out of sight但我听他喊出 就在他要消失飞去之前nMerry Christmas to all And to all a good night.” “祝大家圣诞快乐 还有大家有个美好的夜晚” Wow! That was great! You really wrote that?哇！真是太棒了！真的是你自己创作的吗？ Say goodbye, elves. I'm off to Tulsa.再见了，精灵们 我要去土尔沙了I can't believe you won't be here for Christmas.我不敢相信圣诞节你竟然会不在这里You're really not coming back?你真的不回来吗？We have this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year.我们有彳艮多报告者B要 在年底的时候归档Why cant those dumb Tulsa people do the work?为什么那些愚蠢的土尔沙人 没有办法做呢？ Because those dumb people got everything dumped on them.因为那些愚蠢的人 得接收了一切by the arrogant jerks in the New York office.王八蛋纽约人丢给他们的工作I'm caught between two worlds.我被卡在两个世界中间-If I don*t get it done, Til be fired. - It*s so unfair.-如果我不去做,我就会被炒鲸鱼- 真是不公平-You don't even like your job. - So. Who does?-你根本就不喜欢你的工作- 那又如何呢，谁喜欢自己的工作？-1 like my job. -1 love my job.-我喜欢我的-我爱我的工作-1 can't wait to go back to work. -1 can't get enough dinosaurs.-我等不及要回去上班 了 - 我对恐龙就是玩不厌I'm sorry I won't be here.我很抱歉没有办法回来It*s hard enough not seeing you during the week.平常没有办法见到你已经够难受了.but for Christmas.但是圣诞节If this is what you have to do, I understand.如果这就是你必须要做的事 我会谅解Thanks.谢谢PH see you New Year's Day.新年当天见-How drunk are you? - Drunk enough that I wanna do this.-你有多醉呢？-我醉到让我想要这样做Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.但又没有醉到让你觉得 占我便宜是有罪恶感的Thafs a perfect amount.真是醉到恰到好处-You know whafs weird? - What?-你知道什么很奇怪吗？-什么？-This doesn't feel weird. -1 know.-就是这感觉一点都不怪-我知道-You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.-你真是接吻高手- 嗯，我吻过超过四个女人You wanna get under the covers? Okay.你想要到棉被底下吗？Wow, you are really fast.哇，你真快It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.速度会得到你的赞赏对我来说是好兆头-We're gonna see each other naked. - Yep.-我们将要看到彼此裸体了 -是的-You want to do it at the same time? - Count of three?-你想要一起看吗？-数到三？-One. - Two.- -二Three.三Well, I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.我想我可以很肯定的说 我们的友情已经完全被摧毁了We weren't that close anyway.反正我们本来也没有很好Are you really gonna go out with that nurse-man?你真的要跟那个男护士出去吗？Well, you and I are just goofing around.嗯，反正你跟我只是玩玩而已I thought, why not just goof around with him?所以我想，我也可以跟他玩玩I don't know if you've ever looked up Hgoofing aroundn in the dictionary.我不知道你有没有查过字典“玩玩”是什么意思Well, I have.我有查过And the technical definition is two friends.专业的解释就是两个朋友who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex.彳艮在乎彼止匕然后又做了彳艮棒的爱and just want to spend more time together,而且想要花更多的时间在一起If you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you mad at me.如果你那新版的字典 让你对我生气then we have to, you know, get you my original dictionary.那我们就只好帮你买我这本原版的字典I am so bad at this.我真是不会说话I think you're better than you think you are.我认为你比你想的还棒-Really? Okay. So if.？ - Know when to stop.-真的吗？好的，所以如果？- 知道什么时候该停I sensed that I should stop.我感觉到我应该停了-So weYe okay? - Yeah.-所以我们没事了吗？-是的-Don't do the dance. - Right.-另ij 跳那个舞-好的I can't get married without something old, something new.我没有什么 旧的、 什么新的 什么借来的、什么蓝色的-something borrowed, something blue. - Okay, okay.-就没有办法结婚（美国习俗）- 好的，好的Here*s something blue and new.这是蓝色的，而且是新的You are so efficient. I love you.你真是有效率，我爱你-Let*s go. - No, no, wait!-我们走吧-不不，等一下We need something old,我们需要什么旧的东西Okay. I have a condom in my wallet that Fve had since I was 12.好的,我有个保险套 我从十二岁就放在钱包里了Thatll work!那就可以拿来用了！I don*t think so.我可不认为Okay. Now we just need something borrowed.好了，现在我们需要一个借来的东西-Here, just take this. - That*s stealing.-这个，拿去-这是偷窃的We'll bring it back. Just put it under your dress.我们会归还的,塞到你洋装里Okay, one thing at a time.好了,事情一件一件照步骤来Listen.听着Fve been thinking.我一直在想It's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding.我要求把你所有的积蓄花在我们的婚礼上，是很不公平的事I mean, you work. You work really hard for that.我是说，你工作 你辛苦工作才存到的-Well. - Well, you work for that.-嗯-好了，工作存到的Look, Pve thought about it too. And.听着，我也有想过，而且I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding. 我彳艮抱歉 我想我们应该将所有钱花在婚礼上-You do? - Yeah. Pm putting my foot down.-你真的觉得吗？-是的，我彻底的想清楚了Yeah, look, when I proposed.听着，当我求婚的时候I told you that I would do anything to make you happy.我告诉你我会尽一切能力让你快乐And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then.而如果个完美的婚礼 能够让你快乐，那么Then that*s what we're gonna do.那就是我们必须要做的是You are so sweet.你真的好贴心But wait. What about our.? What about the future and stuff?但是等一下，那我们？ 那我们将来的计划呢？Forget about the future and stuff. So we only have two kids.管他什么将来的计划我们只生两个小孩就好了You know, well pick our favorite, and that one will get to go to college. 然后我们再挑选我们喜欢的那一个送他去念大学就好了-You've thought about that? - Yeah.-你有想过我们的将来吗？-有啊-How many kids were we gonna have? - Four. A boy, twin girls.-我们要生几个小孩呢？- 四个，一个男生，双胞胎女生and another boy.然后再一个男生-What else did you think about? - Well.-你还有想过什么呢？-嗯stuff like where we'd live, you know.像是我们要住的地方,你知道的Like a small place outside the city where our kids could ride bikes and stuff.在市中心外面的小房子我们的孩子可以学习骑脚踏车And we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar.我们可以养只猫,颈圈上有个铃铛and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. 然后每次它经过小猫咪门的时候我们就可以听到铃铛声We'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.我们会在车库上面留一间房间让乔伊可以在那里养老You know what?你知道吗？I don*t. I don't want a big, fancy wedding.我不需要大型豪华的婚礼了-Sure you do. - No.-你当然需要-不I want everything that you1 ve just said.我想要你刚刚说的一切I want a marriage.我只想要结婚You sure?你确定吗？- 1 love you so much. -1 love you.-我好爱你-我爱你- I love it! - Really? You're not gonna return it?-我太喜欢了 !-真的吗?你不会拿回去退吗?Well, not this second.嗯，不会马上Hey, look, you guys. It*s snowing!嘿，你们瞧,下雪了- Wow, it's so beautiful. - Wow, it really is. -Bi,真漂亮-哇，真的是Wendy*s a fat-girl name.温蒂是胖女生的名字Aren't we done with that?我们还没有说够吗？Okay, fine. Fine. Let*s talk about snow.好啦，不说了 我们来聊雪Do you think ifs snowing in Tulsa where my husband's having sex on a copier?你们觉得我老公在影印机上面做爱的那个土尔沙有在下雪吗？- Hey. - Oh, my God.-嘿-喔!我的天！Look at that. That*s a Christmas miracle!瞧瞧这，这真是圣诞奇迹！- What are you doing here? -1 wanted to be with you.-你在这里做什么呢？- 我想要跟你在一起I missed you so much.我好想你- Hey, hey. Who'd you miss the most? - Monica.-嘿，你最想念谁呢？-摩妮卡Gotcha.知道了- 1 never want to leave you again. -1 thought if you left, you*d get fired.-我再也不要离开你了 - 我以为如果你走了会被炒鳏鱼的Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.他们没有办法炒我鳏鱼的因为我不干了- What? - What? You.? You really quit your job?-什么？-什么？你？你真的辞职了？Yeah. It was a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you.是的，那是份愚蠢的工作而我无法忍受离开你Why should I be the only one who doesn't do what he really wants to do?我为什么要当那个唯一必须做他不想要做的事的人？- Well, what do you really wanna do? -1 have not thought this through.-那你真的想做什么呢?- 这件事我没想清楚-Oh, my God. -1 know. I shouldVe talked to you first.-喔！我的天！-我知道，我应该先跟你讨论的No, I think that this is what you wanna do. I think it's great!不，我想如果这是你想要的我认为这很棒！Thanks.谢谢Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could ever imagine.钱德，你能够在这里是我有过最棒的圣诞礼物了-Now give me my real gift. - Yeah.-现在给我真正的礼物-好-Thank you. - Here, pass those around.-谢谢-这里，分给大家"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet/“一项捐款已经以您的名义捐赠给纽约市立芭蕾舞团”How did you know?你怎么会知道我要这个呢？What? Are you kidding? I can*t return this.什么？你在开玩笑吗？我不能退还这个的It's time we started thinking about other people.该是我们关怀别人的时候了And besides, this gift still says, nI love you guys.” 除此之外,这份礼物还包含了 "我爱你们”-Mine says, HTo Lillian Myers.n -1 don't have a job.-我的上面写“给莉莉安迈尔”-我可是失业了Actuary? No.精算师？不Bookkeeper? No.簿记员？不Topless dancer?上空舞者？Hey, you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner.嗨，你知道我刚刚才想通什么吗？你是家里唯一收入来源You are the head of the household. I don't do anything. I'm a kept man!你是这个家的户长 我什么都没做，我是被供养的小白脸！You are.没错Honey, here*s 20 bucks.亲爱的，这里有二十块Go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow.我明天去上班的时候 你去买一些漂亮的东西You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve?你除夕没有要回来吗？-Did I not mention that? - No.-我没有提过吗？-没有And to all a good night!那大家晚安了 !The One With Christmas In Tulsa 那大家晚安了 ！29好了大家，我知道今晚是圣诞夜.and you'd rather be with family, but there is no call for writing.你们都想要总艮家人在一起 但是也不可以写nScrew you, Mr. Bing” on the back of my chair."去你的，宾先生”贴在我的椅子后面By the way, you can all call me Chandler.对 了,你们叫我钱德就可以了-Hey. - Hey. Where you been?-嘿-嘿，你跑哪去了 ？I was checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three.我去三楼看那间保险公司的圣诞派对It was really beautiful. They have decorations and this huge tree.真的是很美，他们有很多装饰品还有一颗很大的树And I just thought, to hell with them, we have to work.然后我就想,去他们的 我们竟然要工作So I stole their ham.所以我偷了他们的火腿Hear that? You may not be with your families.听到了没？你们或许没有跟家人在一起 but at least it*s gonna smell like ham in here.但是至少这里也可以闻到过节的火腿味 My kid's in a play right now.我的小孩现在正在表演话剧You know what? I know what will cheer you up.你们知道吗？我知道要怎么鼓舞你们I had a talk with the boys in New York. I told them about all your hard work. 我跟纽约那边的人谈过了我告诉他们你们全是如何辛勤工作and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.所以你们可能都会 得到一些圣诞奖金"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.11 已经以您的名义把一项捐款捐赠给纽约市立芭蕾舞团已经以您的名义把一项捐款Well, that's like money in your pocket.嗯，那其实就像是进了你们的口袋一样啊？All right, you want me to say it? This sucks.好了，你们一定要逼我说吗？这实在很烂Being here sucks. This work sucks!在这里真是烂，这份工作真是烂！Now it feels like Christmas.现在就有点像是圣诞节了rm sorry.我很抱歉At least you get to go home and be with your families tonight.至少今晚你们者E还可以 回家跟家人在一起I have to go to an empty hotel room and lay down.我只能回去一间空荡荡的旅馆房间 然后躺在on a very questionable bedspread. 一张很有卫生问题的床单上Then tomorrow, you get to have Christmas in your own houses.然后明天， 你们都可以 在自己家里过节Which, by the way, none of you have invited me to.顺便提一下，你们没有一个邀请我去-You can come to my house. - No, thanks.-你可以来我家-不用 T，谢谢-It was a nice pep talk. - Thanks.-真是精彩的精神讲话-谢谢I'm actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.我是真的有在想要成为激励演说家So if you were home right now, what would you be doing?那如果你现在在家 你会是在做什么呢？Typical Christmassy stuff, you know. Our holidays are pretty traditional.一般的圣诞节活动，你知道的我们过节的方式是很传统的So here's a very special holiday song.有一首十分特殊的节庆歌曲that I wrote for some very important people to me.是我为一些对我很重要的人写的：Happy holidays, everybody.大家圣诞快乐Phoebe, look in the kitchen. Ell look in the back closet.菲比,去检查厨房，我去看衣橱后面I can save you time, ladies. Pm right here.我可以节省你们的时间，女士们我就正在这里Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a walk.钱德,你何不出去一下This doesn't concern you.这跟你没有关系We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.我们在找摩妮卡准备的圣诞礼物-What? That's terrible. - No, no. We do it every year.-什么？这实在太过分了 -不不，我们每年都这样做的Well, that makes it not terrible.喔，那就样就不过分 了No. Yeah, we never find them. She's always bested us, that wily.是啊，我们从来没有找到过 她总是高明过我们，那个狡猾又minx.邪恶的女人We're gonna search here for an hour.我们会在这边找一个小时and then well go to Joey's and search. Okay?然后再过去乔伊家找，好吗？No, not okay. You can*t look for Monica's presents.不，不好 你们不可以找摩妮卡的礼物-No, we have to. - No, you don't have to.-我们一定要-不,你们不需要这样And you can't, because I live here too.你们不行，因为我也住在这里-Well, then you should look with us. - Why?-那么你应该帮我们找-为什么？Aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?你难道不烦恼要买什么圣诞礼物给摩妮卡吗？No, I have a great idea for a present for her.不担心，我已想好一个 很棒的礼物要给她That's it? ”A great idea'1?就这样? “已经想好”?That's not enough. What if she gets you a great present.那是不够的万一她送你的是一个很棒的礼物two medium presents and lots of little presents.两个中等的礼物 还有很多的小礼物and you got her one great present? That's gonna make her feel bad.而你只送她一个很棒的礼物？ 那会让她很伤心的Why would you do that to her? Why? Why?你为什么要那样对待她呢？为什么？为什么？-If I helped, we could find them faster! - Right.-如果我帮忙，我们就可以更快找到！-没错-We have a live one! - Its a Macyts bag!-我找到一个了！-这是梅西百货的袋子！Who it for?这是要给谁的？"Dear Losers: Do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch?亲爱的失败者：你们真的认为我会将礼物藏在沙发下面吗？P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you.”附注：钱德，我就知道她们可以说服你Rach, these are for you.瑞秋，这些是给你的Wiper blades. I dont even have a car.雨刷，但是我根本就没有车子No, but with this new-car smell, youll think you do.是没有，但是加上这个有新车味道的芳香剂，你会以为你有的Okay, Phoebe, your turn.好了，菲比，轮到你了Toilet seat covers!马桶座盖纸！Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?这是不是在我想放屁的时候 你们去弄的呢？You guys.你们俩And for Ross, Mr. Sweet Tooth.还有给罗斯，甜食先生-You got me a cola drink? - And. a lemon-lime!-你们送我可乐？ ？-还有 柠檬口味！Well, this. This is too much.喔，这这礼真是太大了I feel like I should get you another sweater.我觉得我应该再送你一件毛衣And last but not least.最后一位TheyTe ribbed, for your pleasure.是罗纹保险套，让你得到绝顶满足Well, hey, Ben?嘿！班What if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?要不要节庆穿山甲来告诉你光明节的由来呢？Cool!好啊！Come on, Ben.来吧，班Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees!很多年以前，有一群叫做 马加比家族的人Merry Christmas!圣诞快乐！Santa!圣诞老公公！What are you doing here, Santa?你在这里做什么呢？圣诞老公公Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben.喔，我是来看我的老朋友班的What are you doing here.你在这里做什么呢？你这只weird turtle-man?奇怪的乌龟男？Pm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend.我是节庆穿山甲，你的半犹太血统朋友You sent me here to give Ben some presents.你要我过来送些礼物给班的Remember?记得吗？What?什么？Ben, why don*t you open some more presents.班，你何不去打开更多的礼物Santa, the armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.圣诞老公公、穿山甲跟我要去厨房谈谈There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.我说了我以为这辈子 都认为不可能说的话What are you doing?你在做什么呢？You called and said you had trouble finding a Santa costume.你打电话告诉大家 说你找不到圣诞老公公的服装so I borrowed one from a guy at work,所以我跟公司的同事借了这一套Thank you, but you gotta leave.谢谢你，但是你得要离开-Why? - Because.-为什么？-因为Pm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah.我终于让他对犹太光明节有兴趣了And you're wrecking it.而你破坏 了 这一切But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.但是我还没有机会把肚子 像果冻一样摇的晃来晃去I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me.我很抱歉，钱德但是这对我真的很重要Okay, fine. Hl give the suit back.好的，没关系，我去还这套衣服Hey, you think you can keep it another night?嘿，你觉得可以把 这套衣服多留一晚吗？Santa? Really?圣诞老公公？真的吗？-Yeah, is that okay? - Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?-是啊，可以吗？- 你爸爸有扮过圣诞老公公吗？-No. - Then it's okay!-没有-那就没问题了 ！You know what, everybody?你们知道吗？你们大家Go home. You should be with your families.回家去，你们应该跟家人在一起It's bad enough weTe working New Year's Eve.我们要在除夕夜工作就已经够糟了Did I not tell anyone about New Yeafs Eve?我没有告诉大家除夕夜的事吗？All right, look, go. Go home, okay? Merry Christmas.好了，听着,回去，回家去，好吗？ 圣诞快乐-Merry Christmas. - Peace on earth.-圣诞快乐-世界和平-Bye. - Good. Godspeed, good people.-再见-很好，快走，一群好人-You're not gonna go? - No. I couldn*t leave you alone.-彳力二没有要走吗?-没有，我不能留你一个人在这里Thanks.谢谢Besides, I can*t leave until that Christmas party downstairs clears out.除此之外，我得要等到楼下的派对都结束了我才能走There are some pissed-off insurance people looking for that ham.有一些气爆了 的保险员 正在找他们的火腿-Chandler Bing. - Hi, honey. We're all he
