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学习必备 欢迎下载 Passage 13 Henry was an office worker in a big city.He worked very hard and enjoyed traveling in his holidays.He usually went to the seaside,but one year he saw an advertisement in a newspaper.“Enjoy country life.Spend a few weeks at West Hill Farm.Good food.Fresh air.Horse riding.Walking.Fishing.Cheap and interesting.”“This sounds a good idea,”he thought.“Ill spend a month at West Hill Farm.I think I can enjoy horse riding,walking and fishing.Theyll make a change from sitting by the seaside and swimming.”He wrote to the farmer.In the letter he said that he would like to spend all of July there.Then on the first of July,he left for West Hill Farm.But four days later,he returned home.“What was wrong with West Hill Farm?”his best friend,Ed,asked him.“Didnt you enjoy country life?”“Country life was very good,”Henry said.“But there was another problem.”“Oh.What?”“Well,”he said,“the first day I was there a sheep died,and we had roast mutton for dinner.”“Whats wrong with that?”Ed asked.“Fresh meat is the best.”“I know,but on the second day a cow died,and we had roast beef for dinner.”“Lucky you!”“You dont understand,”Henry said.“On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner.”“A different meat every day,”Ed said loudly,“and you are complaining!”“Let me finish,”Henry said.“On the fourth day the farmer died,and I didnt dare(敢)stay for dinner!”1.How did Henry find out about the farm?A.He saw it in a newspaper advertisement.B.His best friend told him.学习必备 欢迎下载 C.He wrote to the farmer.D.Maybe he learned it from the radio.2.Henry came back home several days later because _.A.he didnt like the country life at all B.the farmer wasnt friendly to him C.his holiday was over D.he thought he might have to eat the farmer 3.“and you are complaining!”,the word“complain”means _.A.夸奖 B.说三道四 C.抱怨 D.故弄玄虚 4.Which of the following sentences is true?A.Ed could eat a different kind of meat every day.B.Henry thought he could enjoy a change.C.Henry couldnt think of anything else to do,so he went to the farm.D.The farmer died because of the bad meat he ate.5.Which is the best title for the passage?A.What a beautiful farm!B.Have a good time.C.A short holiday D.Henry and the farmer.Passage 14 After returning from her round trip,the angry woman stood outside the ticket office of the station.“The railway owes me 12 pounds,”she said to Harry Jenks,the young man working at the office.”You sold me a ticket for May 22nd,but there was no ship from Jersey that night.So my daughter and I had to stay in a hotel.It cost me 12 pounds.”Harry was worried.He remembered selling the woman a return ticket.“Come into the office,Madam,”he said politely.“Ill just check the Jersey timetable for May 22nd.”The woman and her little girl followed him inside.She was quite right,as Harry soon discovered.There was no sailing on May 22nd.How could he have made such a careless mistake?He shouldnt have sold her a ticket for that day.Wondering what to do,he smiled at the child.“You look sun burnt,”he said to her.“Did you have a nice holiday in Jersey?”“Yes,”she answered,shyly.“The beach was lovely.And I can swim too!”学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 “Thats fine,”said Harry.“My little girl cant swim a bit yet.Of course,shes only three”“Im four,”the child said proudly.“Ill be four and a half.”Harry turned to the mother.“I remember your ticket,Madam,”he said.“But you didnt get one for your daughter,did you?”“Er,well”the woman looked at the child.“I meanshe hasnt started school yet,shes only four.”“A four-year-old child must have a ticket,Madam.A childs return ticket to Jersey costs let me see 13.50 pounds.The law is the law,but since the mistake is mine.”The woman stood up,took the childs hand and left the office.1.The woman was angry because _.A.she couldnt use the ticket for h er round trip B.she had to return home a day earlier than she had planned C.she spent more money than she had expected D.Harry had sold her a ticket to Jersey where there was no sailing 2.Harry was worried _.A.the woman was angry with him B.he had not done his work carefully C.the Jersey timetable was wrong D.the little girl didnt have a return ticket 3.Harry started talking to the little girl _.A.because he was in trouble and did not know what to do B.because he had a little girl about the same age as this girl C.because he wanted to be friendly to the little girl who looked so nice D.when he suddenly realized that he could find a way out from the little girl 学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 4.When Harry said,“The law is the law,but since the mistake was mine”he meant that _.A.they must follow it without other choice,even though the mistake was his B.he had to be strict with the woman because of the law,although he didnt want to C.the woman had to pay him 1.50 pounds and the railway would pay her for the hotel D.she should pay 1.50 pounds,but he had made a mistake,she could go without paying 5.The woman left the office without saying anything because _.A.she wanted to go home and get money for the childs ticket B.she was so angry that she didnt want to have anything more to do with the young man C.she was moved(感动)by Harrys kindness D.she knew she would have to pay the railway if she insisted(坚持)Passage 15 Three travelers,Allan,Carl and Paul were sitting on the chairs in a train station.They were waiting for a train that was very late.To pass the time,they began talking to each other.At first,they talked about the weather and their work.Then Paul said,Tell mewhat would you most like to do if your doctor tell you that you have only three months to live?The other two men thought about this for a while,then Carl spoke.“Well,”he said,“if I have only three months to live,Ill take all my money out of the bank and go to foreign countries for holidays with my best friend,Erik.Id like to travel to the places in the world as many as possible.And Ill stay at the best hotels and then eat the best food.I think Ill have a wonderful tim e.”“Thats very interesting.”Paul said.With these words,he turned to the other man,saying,“And what about you?”“Ill tell you a secret,”Allan said.“I always want to be a racing driver.So if I have only three 学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 months to live,the first thi ng Id like to do is to sell my house.With the money Ill buy the fastest car in the world.Maybe I can enter all the big motor races.”Then he laughed,I might even end up(以而告终)world champion.”“Now its your turn,”Allan went on,“If your doc tor tell you the bad news,what would you most like to do?”“Oh,”said Paul with a smile.“Ill go and see another doctor.”1.The three men were talking _.A.in the post office B.in the waiting room C.on the train D.on the chairs 2.The man called _ answered the question first.A.Carl B.Allan C.Erik D.Paul 3.The men began to talk about the weather and the work because they _.A.didnt know anything new B.wanted to pass the time quickly C.had nothing to do D.were very interested in each others work 4.I might even end up world champion.Here the word championmeans _in Chinese.A.名人 B.赛车手 C.大款 D.冠军 5.Which sentence is right according to the passage?A.The train didnt arrive on time.B.Paul wanted to buy a racing car very much.C.Allan was the second man to answer the question.D.Carl didnt like traveling at all.Passage 16 An English traveler found himself in Norway with only enough money to buy the ticket for 学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 his journey back home.As he knew that it would take him only two days to get to England,he decided that he could easily spend the time without food.So he bought a ticket and got on the ship.The man closed his ears to the sound of the lunch b ell.When dinnertime came,he didnt go to dinning room,saying that he was not feeling very well.The next morning he still didnt have breakfast and at lunchtime he again stayed in his room.But at dinnertime he was so hungry that he went to the dinning room and ate everything the waiter put in front of him.He got ready for the quarrel.“Bring me the bill,”he said.“The bill,sir?”said the waiter in surprise.“There isnt any bill.On our ship meals are included(包括)in the money for the ticket,”said the waiter.1.The story happened _.A.in England B.on a ship from Norway to England C.in Norway D.on a ship from England to Norway 2.Why didnt the traveler go to the dinning room first?A.Because he had no money B.Because he didnt feel very well C.Because he didnt want to eat anything D.Because he didnt hear the sound of the bell 3.The traveler went to the dinning room to eat something because _.A.his friend had given him some money B.the waiter had asked him to change his mind C.he learned that there was no bill on the ship D.he was too hungry 4.How many meals did the traveler have on the ship?A.Only one B.Two C.Three D.None 5.After the traveler finished eating,_.学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 A.he had a quarrel with waiter over the bill B.he drank a lot C.he asked the waiter to bring him the change(零钱)D.he came to know that travelers on the ship had free meals Passage 17 A farmer had a cow.He took very good care of this cow and one day when it was ill,he was very worried.He telephoned the vet.“Whats the problem?”The vet asked him when he arrived.“My cows ill,”the farmer said.“I dont know whats the matter with her.Shes lying down and wont eat.Shes making a strange noise.”The vet looked over the cow.Shes certainly ill,he said,and she needs to take some very strong medicine.He took a bottle out of his box,put two pills into his hand and said,Give her these.The pills should make her better.“How should I give them to her?”the farmer asked.The vet gave him a tube(管子)and said,Put this tube in her mouth,then put the pills in the tube and blow.Thatll make it.The next day the vet came to the farm again.The farmer was sitting outside his house and looked more worried.“Hows your cow?”the vet asked.“No change,”the farmer said,“and Im feeling very strange myself.”“Oh?”the vet said,Why?“I did what you said,”the farmer answered.“I put the tube in the cows mouth and then put two pills down it.”“And?”the vet asked.“The cow blew first,”the farmer said.学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 1.In the story,the vet must be _.A.the farmers friend B.a milk factory C.a hospital for cows D.a doctor for animals 2.The farmer asked the vet for help when his cow _ A.couldnt lie down B.didnt eat the pills C.couldnt make any noise D.was ill 3.What medicine did the vet give the farmer?A.Bottle of pills.B.A long tube.C.Two pills.D.A small box.4.The vet taught the farmer how _.A.to blow the tube B.to make the cow take the pills C.to take the medicine D.to put the tube in his mouth 5.Which of the following is true?A.The farmer ate the pills himself.B.The cow got better after taking the medicine.C.The vet came to help farmer change the cow the next day.D.The farmer waited for the vet outside his house the next day.Passage 18 Several years ago,a television reporter was talking to three of the most important people in America.One was a very rich banker,another owned one of the largest companies in the world,and the third owned many buildings in the center of New York.The reporter was talking to them about being important.“How do we know if someone is really important?”the reporter asked the banker.学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第二天农场死了一头牛又吃了一顿烧牛肉第三天农场死了一头猪结果又吃了一顿烤猪肉可是到了第四天农场学习必备 欢迎下载 The banker thought for a few moments and then said,“I think anybody who is invited to the Whiter House to meet the President of the United States is really important.”The reporter then turned to the owner of the very large company.“Do you agree with that?”she asked.The man shook his head,“No.I think the President invites a lot of people to the White House.Youd only be important if while you were visiting the President,the re was a telephone call from the president of another country,and the President of the US said he was too busy to answer it.”The reporter turned to the third man.“Do you think so?”“No,I dont.”he said.“I dont think that makes the visitor important.That makes the President important.”“Then what would make the visitor important?”the reporter and the other two men asked.“Oh,I think if the visitor to the White House was talking to the President and the phone rang,and the President picked up the receiver,listened and then said,its for you.”1.This story happened in _.A.England B.America C.Japan D.Australia 2.There are _ in this passage.A.two men and two women B.three men and one woman C.three women and one man D.four women 3.The banker thought _.A.he was really important because he was a rich banker B.the visitor to the White House was really important C.the visitor who met the President of the United States D.the reporter was really important 4.The owner of the very large company thought _.A.she was really important because she owned one of the largest companies 学习必备欢迎下载以而告终名人赛车手大款冠军学习必备欢迎下载包括学习必备欢迎下载零钱管子学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎下载电冰箱洗衣机电风扇保温瓶学习必备欢迎下载学习必备欢迎写一个适当的词使短文内容与对话意思相符学习必备欢迎下载屠夫根据短文选择填空将正确答案的序号填入括号内学习必备欢迎下载为了结果弯腰伸展举重学习必备欢迎下载答案学习必备欢迎下载趣味幽默篇答案与解析答案与解析惊奇的是才去四天之后他就回来了当朋友问起其中的缘由时亨利说道第一天农场里死了一只羊晚餐时美美地吃了一顿烤羊肉第