Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第二季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

欲望城市（性&hearts覆♥专家凯莉布雷萧）缺点每个人都有噩梦Everyone has a worst nightmare.有些人的噩梦是穿泳衣For some, it's bathing suit season.有些人的噩梦是知道自己的出生证明不能被销毁For others, it's knowing your birth certificate can never be legally destroyed.对米兰达而言她的噩梦是健身房♥的家庭时间For Miranda, it was family hour at her gym.儿童爵士舞有氧舞蹈教室Kiddie Jazzercise, aerobics room one,五分钟后开始five minutes.每个周日整个社区都被儿童包围On Sundays, her whole neighborhood became occupied territory, under siege to children.到处都有他们的踪迹：餐厅书店美容院They were everywhere. Movie theaters, restaurants, bookstores, hair salons.星巴克变成婴儿推车停车场Starbucks was basically a stroller parking lot.拥有属于自己的小空间太奢求了吗？Was it too much to hope for one small space to call her own?拜托不要乱碰Uh, don't touch it, don't touch it. Please?有什么问题吗？Is there a problem?他喜欢按按钮No, no, it's just that he really likes to push the button.我在赶时间按一个就好？Okay, fine, I'm in kind of a rush. Push one?这位漂亮的小姐说你可以按Ah, Simon, see? This very pretty lady said that you could push the button.很抱歉So sorry.我确定这只是阶段性的I'm sure it's just a phase.因为离婚感到罪恶而宠坏小孩Mm, yeah. The guilty, overindulgent phase of a d-i-v-o-r-c-e.爸爸Daddy.you had the most beautiful wedding.我们的离婚更可爰And we're going to have an even lovelier divorce.我不敢相信你就这样轻易丢开I can't believe you're willing to just throw it all away so easily.一段感情需要耐心和体谅I mean, relationships take work. You need patience and understanding.夏洛特你最近一次最长的关系是什么时候？Charlotte, when was your last long-term relationship?吃你的松饼吧Oh, just eat your muffin.那个下午就像历时六小时的前戏The afternoon had been like six hours of foreplay.有些男人用烛光和轻音乐引诱女人Some men seduce with dim lights and soft music,方恩用饼干和家人引诱我Vaughn seduced with chocolate chip cookies and relatives.发生这种事无可避免It was inevitable this would happen.我只是没料到会这么快I just didn't know it would happen so quickly.我去拿面纸Um, Fil get a tissue.在他弄脏你床单之前甩了他Get out now, before he stains all your sheets.这太残酷了Oh, come on, that's harsh.或许他很紧张It could be he was just nervous.第一次总是很奇怪The first time is always weird.可能是喝酒的关系And he'd probably had something to drink.我们整天跟他的家人在一起And we*d just spent the whole day with his family.那家伙的车开不进军♥库♥Look, the guy could not get his Cadillac into the garage.真讨厌被我说中Honey, I'm sorry, I hate being right about this.没有胜算的话Samantha was the General Patton of sex.莎曼珊不随便派兵She didn't like sending her troops into battle if she thought they would lose.-我喜欢他-那很好-I like him. -Well, thatrs real swell,但他们不会在杯子蛋糕加奶油but it still doesn't get the cream in the cupcake.我最喜欢他的家人But the thing I like best about him is his family.有可以上♥床♥的人选吗？Mm, anyone there you can fuck?我试着帮你忙What? I'm trying to be helpful.他的家人很有魅力I'm telling you, this family is like.They've got charisma!就像汤姆克鲁斯Like Tom Cruise, they're the Tom Cruise of families.家人应该是一段感情的阻碍I'm pretty sure the family is supposed to be the obstacle不是吸引to a relationship, not the attraction.我曾因为某人家有游泳池而跟他上♥床♥I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool.结果他是个笨蛋He was pretty much of a nerd, but,我会到他家帮忙打奶泡fd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up.他妈妈爱死我了His mom loved me.她拿多果汁给我喝She was always serving me Kool-aid and chips.多果汁？-Kool-aid? -Mm, yeah!我当时十三岁Kool-aid! I was 13 and, honey,你应该看看我古铜色的皮肤you should*ve seen my tan.成功经营一段感情是不容易的In my mind, the complications of making a relationship work 现在以指数方式持续复杂化had just expanded exponentially.当你跟某人约会时When you date someone,有多少人在感情上受到影响？how many people become emotionally involved?当你跟某人上♥床♥是不是等于跟他全家做♥爱♥ ?When you sleep with someone, are you screwing the family?在我还不确定我对方恩的感觉时While I was still on the fence about my feelings for Vaughn,我确定我喜欢他的母亲I had no doubt about my feeling for his mother.我爱她I was in love with her.我们当时在尼加拉瓜Then we were in Nicaragua.参加和平部队方恩就是在那里出生的with the Peace Corps. That's where Vaughn was born.我无法释怀你救了五条生命I can't get over it! You've had, like, five lives.我不可能做得到I can barely make one happen.不要轻视你自己凯莉Oh, don't pull that self-effacing shit with me, Carrie.我知道你会有所作为I see you. I know what you've got going.我能做什么？What? What do I do?-我不过写个小专栏-那就是贡献-I write this little column. -It's a contribution.你在写文章你I mean, you are putting it out there. You.你是对话的一部分You're part of a dialogue.要不是你我们就不会知道I mean, if it wasnrt for you, we wouldn't know half the things we do其他人的性生活about other people's sex lives.非常谢谢你Well, thanks a lot.我在取笑你I'm teasing.不不能这样诚实地谈论性真的很棒No, no. It's wonderful to be frank and honest about sex.我就是这样养育小孩的That's how I raised my kids. I mean,性教育是我们的话题之一sex was always a part of the discussion.两岁时他们就知道身体各器官的正确名称When they were two years old, they knew the proper names for their body parts. 从来没有什么小鸡鸡小鸭鸭的None of this pee-pee and wee-wee crap, no, no.所以他们可以跟我说任何事And as result, you know, they can talk to me about anything.当弗兰尼跟我说她是同性恋When Franny told me she was a lesbian, I said,我说：很好只要你不是共和党员“Great, just as long as you're not a republican.”我可不可以说我很喜欢你?May I just say, I like you very much.你真是个甜心谢谢你Oh, that*s dear, thank you.你有跟蕾丝李说话吗？So, did you talk to Leslie today?没有我跟她律师谈过No, but I talked to her lawyer.你知道吗Do you want to know all about that?我要把房♥子给她她却给我胃溃痛I'm giving her the house and she's giving me an ulcer.很抱歉我又提起Okay, okay, Tm sorry I brought it up.今晚我们来放松Tonight well have fun.我朋友凯莉会过来You'll finally meet my friend Carrie,我们会一起吃晚餐去酒吧we*ll go out, have dinner, maybe werll go to a club.可恶Shit.凯莉莎曼珊Carrie, Samantha, 这是我的好弟弟卫斯理this is my wonderful brother, Wesley.很高兴见到你-Hi. -Nice to meet you.你们家族都长得很好看Oh, good looks run in the family.你们女士要喝点什么？Can I get you ladies a drink?四海为家-一样-Cosmopolitan. -Ditto.你喜欢纽约吗？So, how are you enjoying New York?容我们私下谈一下Excuse us.她为什么在这里？Why is she here?那是我们的朋友你还认识莎曼珊吧？That's our friend. I believe you remember Samantha?你知道她那副德行But.I mean, you know how she gets. Like, look!她已经开始了She's doing it already.他们在说话What? They're talking.莎曼珊说有一个很棒的爵士酒吧-Thank you. -Samantha says there's a great jazz bar that we should go to.我今晚没那个心情Oh, I, I.I just don't think I'm up for it tonight.我们就去吧Well, then maybe we*ll just go.聊聊天听听爵士乐Talking and going to hear jazz.我的背后有你儿子的娃娃I think I have your son's slinky embedded in my back.我喜欢把我的女人贴标签Well, I like to brand my women.我去一下洗手间就走I'm going to use the bathroom, and then I really will go.-爸爸-不要赛门-Daddy? -No, Simon!赛门-可恶Simon? -Shit.抱歉我在上厕所不希望他看见我I'm sorry, I was peeing and I didn't want him to see me.我怕他会看见我I was afraid he'd see me and the next thing you know,就不得不去看心理医生了he'd be drawing pictures for a child psychologist and then nobody's happy, right?我去拿创可贴I'll get a Band-Aid, huh?他伤的不轻可能要缝针He's hurt. I think he might need a stitch.我跟你去急诊室ril go with you to the emergency room.你走吧Just go.拜托Please.走吧Just.go.要是在一个家庭里One thing about families.没有人在乎你是否离去If no one's sorry to see you go；你或许不用再回来了then you*re probably not coming back.隔天早上夏洛特被吵醒The next morning, Charlotte was in for a rude awakening.你咖啡滤纸放在哪里？Oh, honey, where do you keep your coffee filters?告诉我Uh. Just tell me if Tm warm.你跟我弟弟睡觉？My brother? You slept with my brother?亲爱的Oh, honey,你真可爱我是说他真的很what a doll. I mean, he really.你的阴♥道♥是不是被列为纽约的旅游景点了？Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks?那可是曼哈顿最热门的景点Because it should be, it's the hottest spot in town!而且全年开放It's always open!怎么了？What*s going on?你说什么？What did you say?她在我的厨房♥穿着你的衣服我She was in my kitchen, she was wearing your shirt, I.我突然间I snapped.谁要你多管闲事Who asked you to butt your nose into my.莎曼珊等等Samantha, wait!莎曼珊不要走Samantha, don't go!我不知道你妈妈得过奥斯卡提名I didn't know your mom was nominated for an Oscar.最佳短篇纪录片Mm-hm. Best documentary short.我喜欢她这样胸怀抱负I just love that she still has so many ambitions for herself.我不想谈我妈妈I'm not really in the mood to talk about my mom.我根本不想聊天I'm not really in the mood to talk at all.不要碰它不要碰Uh! Don*t touch it. Don*t touch it!那部短篇纪录片有多“短 ?So, what was the documentary short about, anyway?很好你回来了Oh, good, you're back.夏洛特我发誓要是你再给我松饼Charlotte, I swear to God, if you hand me a muffin,我马上走人-I'm out of here. -Honey,你不了解莎曼珊you don't know Samantha.她的床柱使用过度I do. She has so many notches on her bedpost,都快磨成绣花针了ifs practically whittled down to a toothpick.很幽默It was fun.我知道你玩也玩过了I know, I know, you had your little fling and.现在可以回到蕾丝李身边把事情解决Now you can go back to Leslie and you can work it out, right?我们没有办法解决We*re not working it out.你以为你知道我们的问题？You think you know Wesley and Leslie?让我告诉你我们的问题Let me tell you about Wesley and Leslie.蕾丝李很严肃Leslie's frigid.昨晚以前卫斯理已经两年没做过爱And before last night, Wesley hadn't gotten laid in two years.我的天Oh, my God.我简直快疯了I think I was going out of my mind.我跟牧师谈过看过心理医生I've seen a pastor, I've seen a shrink.直到我遇见莎曼珊我才知道我需要的是“性”But until I saw Samantha, I didn't realize what I really needed. Sex.所以那是件好事So, it was a good thing.是一件很棒的事It was a freaking great thing.莎曼珊That Samantha.真的是个好朋友You've really got a good friend there.夏洛特It's Charlotte.我说的话很过分That was a terrible thing I said.一点也没错Yes, it was.抱歉还有一个旅行团Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another tour group要到我的阴♥道♥参观coming through my vagina in ten minutes.我真的很抱歉And I'm so sorry.你要说的都说了 ？You said what you came to say?等一下Wait!我要给你这个I wanted to give you this.莎曼珊很感动Samantha was touched.过来-Come here. -Oh.那是夏洛特向莎曼珊说She realized this was Charlotte's way of saying, 谢谢你跟我弟弟上♥床♥"Thank you for fucking my brother."进来-Get in there. -Ah!小鬼游乐室在三楼Hey, kids, Funtastics on three.米兰达觉得她不想再退让了And Miranda decided she had ceded enough territory to the invading troops. 你介意吗？他喜欢按按钮Oh, do you mind? He really loves to push the button.是吗？Yeah?我也是So do I.好性感That is so sexy,你跟我的书在床上you in bed, with my book.真的很棒It's really great.再一次Do that again.什么？翻页吗？What? Turn the page?宝贝Oh, baby.再一次Again.等一下停Okay, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.我们慢慢地来Let's just take this nice and slow.要是太兴奋就告诉我And you tell me if you*re feeling too excited我们可以休息一下and we'll take a little break.为什么？Why?因为我觉得我们都希望能成功Because I think we both really want this to work.我是说I mean.我喜欢你因我“性致勃勃I love that you get so turned on by me,我也因你热情如火and I am very turned on by you and.或许我们太急了maybe we've just been in too much of a rush.算了Forget it.我不想算了过来No, I don't want to forget it. Hey, come here.我们来谈谈-Let's talk about it. -No!我不想谈I don't want to talk about it.我们必须要谈Well, I think we have to.每件事都跟性有关Why does everything have to be about sex!我不想再谈到性I am so sick of talking about sex.我从两岁就开始谈论性Fve been talking about it since I was two!我们走吧So, let's go.我爸妈在等我们My parents are expecting us.赛门这样很不礼貌你是Simon, we're not being very nice to, um.米兰达Miranda.像公主的名字Sounds kind of like a princess name, doesn't it?不要说话了Stop talking.我要咬你I'm going to bite you.想不想去玩具店？Do you want to go to the toy store later?想Yes.那就不要咬我Well, then, don't bite me.所有育儿书上写的折磨我都受过See, I'm in violation of every parenting book ever written.你有小孩吗？ 没有-Do you have kids? -Uh, no.结婚了吗？Married?-到了-终于-Well, here we are! -At last!我能说服你再搭一次电梯吗？Any chance I could persuade you to take another ride?他叫做罗杰科伯His name was Roger Cobb,搭了一层楼半and it only took him another floor and a half他才问出米兰达的电♥话♥to ask Miranda for her phone number.要是赛门没有尿裤子The whole thing might have been very romantic一切都很浪漫if Simon hadn't peed in his pants.我不♥穿♥复古服饰I don*t wear vintage clothes,我讨厌跳蚤市场不收集古董I hate flea markets, I don't collect antiques,问他是否被“用旧了''我们去看尼尔赛门的戏剧Duncan and I went down to the Neil Simon Theatre-花了六十五块-七十五-and spent 65 dollars. -Seventy-five.看一个英国演员假装口 ♥交♥To see a British movie star simulate a blow job.我不知道那是不是尼尔的原意I wonder if that's what Neil had in mind.她有露奶♥子♥吗?Did she show her tits?没有No.腌鳏鱼好吃吗？How's the pickled herring?很棒It's very good.弗兰尼说你们周末要去露营Franny tells me that you two are going camping this weekend.奶油起司在哪里？Where's the scallion cream cheese?在桌子那边Oh, it's out there on the table.我没看到I don't see it.看冰箱里有没有Well, then check the refrigerator.他为什么这么急躁？Why is he so edgy?我不知道I have no idea.不要让他的情绪化影响你Don't let him pull that moody shit on you.只要他一出书就会变成痛苦的艺术家The minute he got published, he's suddenly this quote, "tortured artist.', 奶油起司在哪里？Where's the cream cheese?在外面It's out there.要是不知道东西放在哪What*s the point of buying all this shit何必买♥♥这么多鬼东西？if you can*t remember the one fucking thing that holds it all together?方恩我们来解决让你烦心的事Vaughn, let's deal with what's really upsetting you.好吗？Hm, shall we?如果你希望把东西都拿到桌上Okay. If you have to have everything out on the table,可以先拿青葱奶油起司why don't we start with some scallion cream cheese?珍纳和我相视Jenna and I looked at each other就像两个没有签证的外国人like two foreigners without visas.我我得走了Well, rm.You know what, I think I'd better go.我要赶稿子I, um.rve got a deadline.我要走了So, yeah. I'll go.谢谢你的午餐和一切Uh.Thank you for lunch, for everything.发生了什么事？一切都很好What happened? Everything was going so well.不不好It really wasn't.我知道是怎么回事Okay, I know what it is.他的前女友没有这么谨慎我甚至不想讽刺他His last girlfriend wasn't as discreet. I don't even want to get in the irony. 他写短篇故事He writes short stories.好吧这下真的变得太奇怪Okay, this has.This has officially become too weird.在这种情况下你只能傻笑Really? In a situation like this, you gotta laugh.好吧那是个问题Alright, it's a problem.不过你们一定能解决But, you'll work it out.他根本不愿意谈He.He won't even talk about it.你要我跟他说吗？ 不要-You want me to talk to him? -No, no, no.我没有办法跟你谈这个I can't discuss this with you.没有办法？You can*t?凯莉你跟我什么都可以谈Carrie, you and I can discuss anything.你的性生活不美满又怎样？So your sex life isn't so great. So what?有七成的婚姻都是无性的Seventy-seven percent of all marriages are sexless.其他的事更重要Other things are so much more important.例如家庭Like family.我发现我要分手的不是方恩Then I saw that the person I really had to break up with wasn*t Vaughn. 而是他的母亲It was his mother.华莉丝我希望我们还是朋友Wallis, I would still like us to be friends.说真的No, I mean that.要是你遇见别的人呢？And what happens when you meet somebody else?他们不会有我这样的母亲I can tell you right now, they won*t have a mother like me.你知道的你知道我们是独一无二的And you know that. You know that we have something.我们是很特别的What we have is very special.好吧那么Alright, well.Alright.有时间打给我Call me sometime.-我会的亲爱的-I