Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第一季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

“回归现实纽约人满脑子想的都和性有关New York City is all about sex.有人正在享受性♥爱♥People getting it.有人想得到People trying to get it.有些人却得不到And people who can't get it.难怪纽约是个不夜城No wonder the city never sleeps,人们根本忙得没时间睡it*s too busy trying to get laid.但如果你想和某人上♥床♥But if you ever actually do manage to get someone in bed,有趣的事就来了the real fun begins.里面好像有坚果That's the kind with nuts in it.我们爰坚果We love our nuts.我和大人物同床共枕几星期后After sleeping together for many weeks, 我们好像越来越习惯睡在一起Mr. Big and I had gotten comfortable enough to really sleep together. 这种感觉很棒It was nice.这是我梦寐以求的相处方式It was the way I'd always dreamed it could be.早Good morning.早Morning.是你？Was that you?天啊Oh, my God. Oh, my God.有可能更糟I think it might be worse under there.闭嘴Shut up. Shut up!The next night, when I met Charlotte for dinner.我已经濒临疯狂边缘满脑子想的都是大人物I had reached my own transcendental state, pure Mr. Big obsession.第一次他太累Okay, um, the first time he was tired.接着两次则是And the next two times, I.我不知道I don't know.-很惨吧？ 别紧张-It's bad, isn*t it? -Carrie, relax.你们两人的关系很好There's nothing wrong with your relationship.但事情并非这样Well, that*s not all, Charlotte. I, um.怎么了？What?我根本没办法告诉她真♥相♥I couldn*t bring myself to tell her.我怕她听了后会突然变聋I was afraid she'd go spontaneously deaf.抱歉I'm sorry.你说什么？Um, what, what were you saying?人们老是把性&hearts覆♥看得太重了People put too much emphasis on the importance of sex.这并不是感情中最重要的事It's not the most important thing in a relationship.对Right.就拿我和凯文来说Take Kevin and L for example.我们已经交往一个月了却还没发♥生♥关♥系♥We've been going out for weeks and we still haven't done it.但我们会抚摸拥抱I mean, we touch and cuddle,他真是太棒了他喜欢他充分尊重我but he*s sweet, and he respects my boundaries, and I like it.这段关系与众不同他来了It makes it special. Oh, there he is.和好友的男朋友第一次见面Meeting a friend's new boyfriend for the first time总会有点不自在is always a little tense.如果你不喜欢他？或者他不喜欢你呢？What if you don't like him? What if he doesn't like you?凯文这是好友凯莉Kevin, this is my good friend, Carrie.你好凯莉-你好Hey, Carrie. -Hi.如果你已经和他上过床了 ？What if you've already slept with him?你们认识？You two know each other.算是吧Well, kind of.我们约过会We used to go out.对算是约会Well, kind of used to go out.你们两个约会过？You two used to go out. That's so funny.真是巧Isn't that funny?是办公室打来的我得接电♥话♥That's my office. I gotta take this.我马上回来Fil be right back.说吧什么时候？Okay, when?三年前Um, three years ago.三年前这我能接受Three years, I can live with that.是认真的？Serious?-不是-很好-No. -Good.为何分手？Why'd you break up?我们分隔两地但我You know, we were in different places and I just.凯莉没时间客套了直接说吧Carrie, we don't have time for diplomacy, just tell me.他“做♥爱♥成性”He's a sex maniac.而当夏洛特发现凯文为了她而强压住自己的性♥欲♥时When Charlotte discovered that Kevin had tucked his libido away for her comfort level, 她决定采取主动攻势she was even more moved by his restraint.我希望你知道我对你的耐心很感动I want you to know how much I appreciate your patience.你对我这么有耐心Well, you've been so patient with me.足以证明你很在乎我It shows how much you really care.长♥期♥的耐心等待使得我们的关系更具意义And all that waiting is gonna make it all the more special for us now.停一个地方就好谢谢There*s only gonna be one stop. Thanks.这样不行I don't think this is gonna work.是我的原因？Why? Is it me?不你很棒No, you're great.只是我没那么有性趣I'm just not that sexual a guy.是我的原因我知道It's me. I know it*s me.凯莉说你性♥欲♥很强Look, Carrie told me that you were quite sexual.她甚至说你"做♥爱♥成性"In fact, I believe she used the word "maniac."那是以前That was before.什么以前？Before what?服药以前Prozac.服药？Prozac?我以前的生活一团糟Yeah. I used to be such a mess.情绪不稳Mr. Mood Swing.药物是我的救星It's a total lifesaver.但唯一的副作用是让我变成泄气的轮胎The only downside is is it takes the air out of my tires.经过一阵子后就成了变形的太妃糖After a while, it's kind of like a taffy pull.没关系That's okay.别担心Don't worry about it.我不会I don't.我或许该说这种感觉很糟I mean, I wish I could say I felt worse.但老实说But to tell you the truth, 我不会觉得沮丧these days, nothing gets me down.你想看影片吗？Do you want to watch a movie?不敢打电♥话♥给大人物的情况Terrified of going to Mr. Big's已转变成精神性失眠症for what could become another platonic sleepover, 我在房♥里来回踱步试着不去想我们不做♥爱♥I paced my apartment and tried not to think about our lack of sex when. 但当我看到新搬来的芳邻there they were, my new neighbors,却肆无忌惮地疯狂做♥爰♥时Mr. and Mrs. Get It On.这对情侣显然已到忘我的境界A couple so obviously into each other而我唯一能做的就是there was only one thing to do,欣赏watch.突然间美好的事发生了Then something wonderful happened.欲望克服了恐惧My desire overcame my fear.是我Hi, it's me. Um.我现在可以过去吗？is it okay if I come over?好Okay.同时在西三街的极乐世界里Meanwhile, across town at the corner of "Nirvana and West Third/1 西达沙正在帮助莎曼珊发现体内的新大♥陆♥Siddhartha was helping Samantha along her newfound path.把所有的气集中在体内与身体合而为一Blocks are a connection to our inner life and true identities.你有反应You*re hard.我知道I know.世人对事物的执着与迷恋是依赖且不健康的Our addictions and attachments are a way to block our spiritual hunger 将会阻碍内在心灵的追求through unhealthy and dependent ways.还是有反应You're still hard.会消退的It will go down.我也可以So can I.我以性感迷人的姿态出现I showed up at his apartment feeling sexy and confident,穿着我的秘密武器那件紧贴着臀部的裙子wearing my secret weapon skirt that really hugged my hips.我已蓄势待发准备上阵I was ret to go. He didn't have a prayer.很漂亮Very nice.进来吧我正在看拳击Come on in. Tm watching the fight.亲爱的Baby. You.凯莉拜托Carrie. Come on, come on.我想看电视Let me watch this.加油Oh, man!拜托Jesus, Carrie, come on!停下来Would you knock it the fuck off.我想看拳击I'm trying to watch this fight.好我走-Just. -Fine, Til leave.怎么了？What. What is wrong with you?你为何这么奇怪？ 我可能不够完美-Why are you acting so nuts? -Well, maybe I'm not perfect.可能配不上你完美无缺的生活Maybe I don't fit into your perfect, you know, life, 完美的房♥子和事先预录的拳击赛with your perfect apartment, and your perfect pay-per-view fight. 我还是走好了Maybe I should leave.我站在门外给他个机会I stood there and waited for the obligatory,希望他十秒内会出来拉住我he's coming to stop me ten seconds.但他没有He didn't.回到家时By the time I got home觉得他应该会打电♥话♥来道歉I was sure he'd left an apology on my voicemail.你的语♥音&heartsd言箱没有新留言You have no new messages in your mailbox.那晚我没睡好I didn't sleep very well that night.但我不是唯一失眠的人But I wasn't the only one.莎曼珊彻夜阅读精神导师建议的书籍后After a night of spiritual reading with her hunky guru,她开始重获长久以来失去的感觉Samantha began to feel things she hadnft felt in a very long time,情欲难耐frustrated and horny.于是她决定要终止这种折磨She decided it was time to put an end to her suffering.但当她快到达But just as she reached the place西达沙所称的生命之门时Krishna once called "the gateway to life/1她突然决定收手she turned back and decided not to enter.毕竟她已忍♥ 了这么久After all, she'd come this far.她可决定要不要继续？She could continue not to cum at all.为消除脑中做&hearts覆♥的念头In an effort to get her mind off sex,米兰达租了五小时的影片在纽伦堡审讯的丹麦记录片Miranda had rented a five-hour Danish documentary on the Nuremberg trial.效果还不错直到It actually worked until.美女Hey, gorgeous.一起玩玩吧Why don*t you quick drop this, huh?她在考虑了Hey, she*s thinking about it.这么急要去哪？Where you going so fast?我有你想要的I got what you want.有你需要的I got what you need!就像每个女人遇到棘手的感情问题时一样Like every woman consumed with a relationship problem,我需要找点事让自己别再胡思乱想I needed a project to keep my mind from obsessing控制双手别去拨电♥话♥号♥码and my hands from dialing his number.三个月又一星期了Three months and one week.米兰达也需要让自己的手忙着Miranda needed to keep her hands busy as well.他打来没？Did he call?没有Nope.已经两天了And it's been two days.颜色很不错Nice color.米色？Ecru?淡黄褐色Egg Shell.我想我们完了Well, I think it's over.我不应该放屁的I should never have farted.天啊够了Jesus, Carrie. That's it.别再怪到放屁这件事上了Fve heard enough about the fart.我知道不是放屁的原因It's not the fucking fart! I know it*s not the fucking fart.我觉得自己深爱着他I just, I think I'm in love with him却又害怕他会因我不够完美而离开我and I'm terrified that he's gonna leave me because I'm not perfect.好吧All right.把滚筒放下到其他房♥间好好谈Let's just put the roller down and go in the other room and talk, huh?没有做♥爱♥他也没打来The sex has stopped. He hasn't called.如果他一直不打来而几星期后我在纽♥约&hearts时♥报♥上 What if he never calls, and three weeks from now I pick up The New York Times, 却看到他娶了个and I read that he's married some perfect little woman从来不会放屁的完美女人呢？who never passes gas under his $500 sheets.你何时起这么在意完美？When did you get so obsessed with being perfect?不知道是他的原因I don*t know. Its something about him.你该看看我在他面前的样子I mean, you should see me around him.根本不像我I'm not like me.只像他的附属品I'm like "together Carrie."穿着轻薄紧身的服装You know, I wear little outfits.性感的凯莉随性的凯莉You know, "sexy Carrie" and "casual Carrie."我常得伪装自己搞得自己很累Sometimes I catch myself actually posing. Itfs just, it's exhausting.那就别再装了Well, then stop!让他看看真实的凯莉很迷人的Why don't you show him more of this Carrie? She's pretty great.如果他不喜欢呢？Yeah? What if he doesnrt like her?米兰达Miranda?天啊Oh, my God!看Look at them.天啊Oh, wow.我不知道他们也有下午场I had no idea they did an afternoon show.如果有精彩好戏When a show is good,就得通告亲朋好友word gets around.大家全员到齐九十年代的剧院仕女There we were, the '90s' version of Matinee Ladies.谁说剧场已死？Who said the theater was dead?莎曼珊真不敢相信你会放弃这种事Samantha, I cannot believe that you would give this up on purpose.我根本不会怀念Actually, I hardly miss it.多久了？How long has it been?不记得了A hundred years.一直坚挺？It never goes down, does it?看还是Look, it's still.坚挺-Hard. -Yeah.麻烦给我QQ糖Gummy bear, please.快给我Give me the fucking candy.看你大吃QQ糖的样子Hey, snapping over gummy bears禁欲应该不适合你might be a sign that celibacy's not for you.一切等待会有所回报的All I can say is that my big pay off better be worth it.莎曼珊真搞不懂你Samantha, I don't understand you.对面的人好像永远欲求不满时而你却在禁欲There are people starving out there and you*re fasting.别抱怨了至少你可以自己解决Stop complaining. At least you can take care of yourself.我那地方已使用过度了I'm way beyond that point. Besides, I think I've given myself carpal tunnel. 当然需要相互配合才有乐趣Oh, sure. Itrs all fun until you get to know each other.那姿势是他们的招牌动作Yeah, that move right there? That's what they*re famous for.已经一小时了It's been an hour.他怎么还能保持How can that guy still be.闭嘴Shut up!我飞快穿好衣服好像是在男生宿舍被抓到一样I hadn't dressed so quickly since the time I was caught in the boy's dorm sophomore year. 等一下你要喝杯咖啡？Wait. Don*t you want some coffee?不我迟到了Oh, gosh. Tm late for a thing.天啊真是摸死了Oh, my God. I was mortified. Oh.接着一整天我都没打给他I didn't call him the rest of the day.想让自己忙于工作I tried to lose myself in work,但每次一停下来but every time I stopped for a second to think,那声音就是挥之不去Ed relive my hell all over again.隔天我意识到自己的行为实在太幼稚了The next day, I realized how childish I was behaving.所以决定化解僵局用成熟的方式来解决I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach, 全盘否认complete and utter denial.我看到麦特画廊要举♥行♥哥雅的画作展Oh, so I saw The Met is opening a new Goya exhibit.这星期六你要去吗？Do you want to go this Saturday?好Sure.麻烦帮我再拿点酱？Could you get me some more duck sauce, please?没问题I most certainly can.我们可顺便去看雷诺瓦的画Oh, and then we have to stop and see the Renoirs.我好喜欢雷诺瓦I love the Renoirs.好Okay.这就是每段恋情从浪漫转为现实的时刻坚挺 Hard.我一定要和凯文试试I have got to try this again with Kevin. 我们都喜欢对方I mean, we really like each other.爱的力量应该比药物强吧？That's got to be stronger than a drug, right?我可警告你们I'm warning you ladies, 若我四个月没做♥爰♥得小心了 if I make it to four months, Tm humping one of you. 天啊 Oh, my God. 我讨厌他们I hate them.欣赏过性♥爱♥秀之后我们决定好好利用周末假期 After the second show, each of us went on with our Saturdays.米兰达又去租了片子还拿到免费的Q Q糖Miranda went to get a movie and another pound of gummy bears. 宝贝你看来秀色可餐Hey, hey! It's my sweetheart. You're looking good, baby. Good enough to eat. 你要去哪儿？美女Hey, where you going, doll?我有你想要的I got what you want. 有你需要的I got what you need.你和我说话？You talking to me? 我们对上话了各位 Oh, we got a live one boys. 你有我想要的？You got what I want?你有我需要的？-You got what I need? -Uh-huh.我想做 ♥爱♥Well, what I want is to get laid. 我需要做♥爱♥ What I need is to get laid.我需要做♥爱♥I need to get laid.别激动我结婚了Take it easy, lady. I'm married.只说不做All talk and no action, huh?没用的家伙What a gavone!对她有种Yeah, she's something else when she's teed off.莎曼珊决定练瑜珈来解决问题Samantha decided to channel her frustration at yoga.很好放松呼吸Good, now release and breathe.除非你的手要向下移否则现在就拿开Unless you're planning to move those hands down, get them off me. 吐气Exhale, chaturanga dandasana.当她到达生命之门时耐心也用尽了She had reached the end of her path and her patience.想做吗？Want to fuck?什么What?想做♥爰♥吗？Want to fuck?好Yeah.接下来的儿个下午莎曼珊都在修练性♥爱♥术Samantha spent the rest of the afternoon having multiple yogasms.那一晚夏洛特下定决心Later that night, Charlotte was determined to prove要证明自己比血清促进素抑制剂更有效she was stronger than selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors.你的手不酸吗？Isn't your arm getting tired?不会应该快有反应了No, I think it's starting to work.夏洛特并没有Charlotte. it's not.我开始觉得有点痛了and I'm beginning to chafe.你还好吧？-还好-You okay? -Yeah.我只是以前没遇过这种情况Fve just never been in this situation before.你觉得你会Do you think you'll ever.算了Never mind.什么？会不会重振雄风？What, think I'll ever go off it?对Yeah.不会Nope.也不会为我而兴奋？Not even for me?不会Nope.一个亲切体贴但对性不感兴趣的男人Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather be with a guy who's kind and giving 应该比满脑子只想做♥爰♥and not that interested in sex,而欲求不满的男人好吧？than an unstable, oversexed, prick, who only wants to get laid?不对Nope.当夏洛特知道她无法获得满足时Once Charlotte realized she couldn*t get what she thought she didn*t want, 她觉得这段关系已无继续下去的理由 she couldn*t imagine going on without it.整个周末夜大人物都没打电♥话♥来Saturday night's dinner came and went with no call from Big.我生活陷入灰暗期My life was suddenly shit,但我的柜子却是亮丽无比but my cabinets were looking fabulous.谁？Who is it?是我Me.给你个惊喜Surprise.是啊Yeah.这是做什么？What's all this?在粉刷Fm painting.我看得出来I can see that.你怎么不打电♥话♥ ?Why didnrt you call?所以这就是你住的地方So this is where you live.也该是请我来的时候了About time you invited me up.我没请你来I didn't invite you.我知道I know.不错很漂亮It's nice. Very nice.不一团糟No, it*s not. It*s a mess.地板要重换窗帘The floors need to be stripped and the curtains are.可能要来个大整修It'sI want to change a lot of it.不知道I don't know.我喜欢I like it.我喜欢房♥子的装潢陈设I like it the way it is.那一晚是怎么了？What was that all about the other night?是我的原因That was me.心情不好Having a meltdown.好吧