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1、简单有趣的英语小笑话精选简单的英语笑话笑话是民间文学的一个种类,是引人发笑的民间故事.它以幽默和诙谐的手法,一语道破地揭露出社会生活的各种冲突,表现人民的乐观主义精神。小编整理了简洁好玩的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!简洁好玩的英语小笑话篇一Getting into His Work专注于工作The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.一位神父特别关切教区

2、内一位年轻漂亮的教友华蜜，因此便邀她到他私人住处探讨她的忏悔。"Now, let me get this straight,said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?"现在让我把事情搞清晰，神父说道，这个年轻人跟你出去他是不是像这样把他的手臂绕在你的肩膀?"Yes, Father, and worse. "是的，神父，还有更糟的事情呢。"And did he put his h

3、and on your thigh like this?"他也像这样把手放在你的大腿上吗?""Yes, Father, and worse. "是的，神父，还有更坏的呢。By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping. "And did he do this?he inquired.此时神父已被刺激得兴奋莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元气充足地和她做起爱来，他也这样做吗?"神父

4、问道。"Yes, Father, and worse, "是的，神父，还有更糟的呢! But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"有什么还比我刚刚所做的更糟呢?""I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."唯恐，神父，他把淋病传染给我了。简洁好玩的英语小笑话篇二Can't You Be Little More Supportive?你能不能多支持我一点?The delighted young politician calle

5、d his mother and reported enthusiastically,一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，兴奋地说道："Hey, Mom, I just won the election! "嘿，妈，我刚赢得这次的选举呢!"Honestly, dear?exclaimed his mother.你没在骗我吧，敬爱的?他的妈妈惊叫。Aw, Jeez, Mom, do you have to bring up something like that at a time like this?"喔，妈!在这种时刻你还要提出像这样的问题吗?(你这时还不信

6、任我吗/你还以为我是政客的虚假作风吗?)不信任我吗?简洁好玩的英语小笑话篇三The Perfect Solution完备解决之道President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:突然间他心中突发奇想，"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. &quo

7、t;我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去，让某个人兴奋一下。"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"总统先生，您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人兴奋呢?suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.闻名的国务卿建议道。Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty single

8、s and make fifty people happy?"副总统派翠基接着说：啊，总统先生，您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票，好让五十个人兴奋呢?The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"这时飞机驾驶员转身说道：为什么你不把自己丢出窗外，好让每个人都兴奋呢?了简洁好玩的英语小笑话的人还看了：1.简短的好玩的英语小笑话2.好玩简短的英文小笑话3.超短简洁英语小笑话精选4.比较简洁的英文小笑话5.简短爆笑的英语小笑话本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第5页 共5页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页