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1、有关英语小笑话带翻译短_英语笑话带翻译笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。小编细心收集了有关英语小笑话带翻译，供大家观赏学习!有关英语小笑话带翻译篇1A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的老公失踪了。The policeman asked her for a description.警察要求，她形容一下。She said,"H

2、e is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."她说：他三十五岁，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪状的深色头发;体格健壮，体重185磅，说话很轻乘，而且对小孩子很好。The next-door neighbor protested,隔壁邻居期提出反对说："Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has

3、 a big mouth,and is mean to your children."你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，秃头，有一个太嘴巴，而且对你的小孩稂苛刻。The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"老婆回答说：你说对了，可是谁会要 这种没用的废物 回来呀?有关英语小笑话带翻译篇2怕老婆的老公A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.有一位怕老婆的老公接受心理治疗师的建议要坚

4、持自己的主见。"You don't have to let your wife bully you,"he said."Go home and show her you are the boss ."他说：你不必让你的老婆像恶霸一样欺侮你。回家去让她知道你才是老大。The husband decided to take the doctor's asvice.He went home,slammed the door,shook his first in his wife's face,and growled,"这位老公

5、确定接受医生的劝说。他回到家，用力啪答一声关上门，在他老婆的面前：挥动着拳头，并且大声咆哮说：From now on you are talking orders from me.从现在起，你得乖乖听我的吩咐。I want my supper right now,and when you get it on the table ,go upstairs and lay out my clothes.我现在就要吃晚餐，当你把它弄好放在餐桌上的时候，到楼上去把我的衣服摆放好。Tonight I am going out with my friends.今日晚上我要和我的。挚友外出，You are

6、going to stay at home where you belong.你给我乖乖待在家里不许乱跑。Another thing,you know who is going to tie bow tie?"另外还有一件事情，你知道谁要替我打蝴蝶结领结吗?I certainlydo,"screamed the wife."The Undertaker."老婆尖叫着说:我当然知道。是收尸的人。有关英语小笑话带翻译篇3A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Hea

7、ven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to be here. All my life Christians have despised and reviled me. "那位犹太人对圣彼得说：坦白讲，能到这里让我蛮惊异的，我一辈子始终都受到基督徒的轻视和羞辱。"That's a great sorrow to us,said St. Peter, "but you won-t find that kind o

8、f prejudice here. Here, all are truly equal. Just spell God and you may enter. "我们实在感到特别缺憾，圣彼得说，但我们这里没有那样的偏见，这里每个人都完全同等，只要拼出G。d这个词你就能进入天堂。Next,the Indian came forward and said,"St.Peter,all my life I suffered from poverty and discrimination,and could only live in a reservation.Will I truly

9、 be free here?"那名犹太人正确地拼出 God后，被招入门内。 接着印第安人走向前说道圣彼得，我一辈子饱受贫困和种族卑视的打击，而且只能住在居留地内，我在这里能得到真正的自由吗?"My son, your troubles are over. Just spell the word God you will be free as a bird. "小兄弟，你的苦恼已经结束了，只要拼出God这个词，你就能像小鸟一样逍遥自在。The Indian obliged and he, too, entered the Heavenly Kingdom.印第安人照

10、着做，不久也被引入天堂。Next, the black man strode forward. "St. Peter,he said, "all my life people looked down on me and treated me unfairly. That won't happen here, will it?"接着那名黑人跨步向前，圣彼得，他说道，一辈子人们都瞧不起我，不公允对待我，在这里那些事不会发生吧!"Of course not, my boy. We don't do that kind of thing here

11、. Just spellonomatopoeia "and the Kingdom of Heaven is yours "当然不会，我的弟兄，我们不会做那样的事，只要拼出onomatopoeia这个词，天堂之国就是你的了!看了有关英语小笑话带翻译的人还看了：1.关于短小的英文小笑话带翻译2.关于英文小笑话短带翻译3.有关英语小笑话带翻译短一点4.关于短的英语小笑话带翻译5.关于短英语小笑话带翻译6.有关英文小笑话带翻译简短7.英语小笑话很短的本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第6页 共6页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页