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1、2022英语笑话带翻译简短的篇一:短篇英语笑话10则带翻译 短篇英语笑话10则带翻译 Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them! = 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们? 斯丹:浴室。 弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办? 斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛! The Rev
2、enge 欺骗的代价 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. Wife: No, I can't marry anyone after you. Johnson: But I want you to. Wife: But why? Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a hors
3、e deal! = 老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊:“但我希望你这么做。” 妻子:“为什么?” 约翰逊:“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。” I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只鸡 Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patien
4、t: Ever since I was an egg! = 精神病医师:你哪里不舒服? 病人:我认为我是一只鸡。 精神病医师:这种情况从什么时候开始的? 病人:从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。 How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her
5、and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears? = 当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候,她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后,一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前,说道:“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?” Where Am I 我在哪儿 An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field
6、 nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, Excuse me, can you tell me where I am? Yes, the farmer looked at him strangely and said, you are in your car, sir. = 一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路,他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民:“劳驾,您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他,然后说道:“你现在在你的车子里,先生。” Why do you never ph
7、one me?你为什么不给我打电话? Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a lon
8、g way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week. Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son'
9、;s house in Greensea. Then she said to him, Geoff, why do you never phone me? Geoff laughed. But, Mother, he said, you haven't got a phone. No, she answered, I haven't, but YOU'VE got one! = 我会告诉你这篇没有中文翻译吗。 The Same Action Yields the Same Result相同的投资相同的结果 A couple of hunters chartered a
10、small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, This plane won't be able to take more than one wild
11、 buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind. Then the hunters protested, saying, But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well. So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, O
12、K, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again. Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, Where do you t
13、hink we are now? The second one surveyed the area and said, I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year. = 有两个猎人包机前往一座森林,到了以后,他们和飞行员约定好两周后来接。两周后,他们射了许多动物,而且打算把这些动物全部搬上那架小飞机,可是飞行员说:“这架飞机除了 一头野牛外,没办法再多载了。你们必须把其他的猎物都留下。” 猎人说:“但是去年另一个飞行员开一样的飞机,就让我们带两只水牛,还有一些其他的动物上机!” 因
14、为他们这样抗议,所以那个新飞行员想了一想后,尽管还是有点存疑,最后还是妥协说:“好吧!如果去年可以做到,今年应该也可以。”所以他装了两头水牛和一些其他的动物。结果飞机起飞五分钟后,就坠落在邻近的地方。这3个人从飞机爬出来看了看四周,其中一个猎人对另一个说:“你认为我们现在在哪儿?” 那个人瞧了一下,说:“我想大概距离去年坠机的地方西边一英哩远!” Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上 A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. But officer, the man said, I can e
15、xplain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer.I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back. But ,officer, I . I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail! A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. H
16、e'll be in a good mood when he gets back. Are you sure? answered the man in the cell. I'm the groom. = 大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道,“我可以解释的”。 “保持安静”,警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱,直到长官回来。“但是,警察,我,”。 “我说过了保持安静,你要到监狱了。”几小时后,警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好,因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。” “你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。 Who I
17、s the Laziest 谁最懒 Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches ho
18、w other people work? Tom: Our teacher, father. = 父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?汤姆:我们老师,爸爸。 Two Birds 两只鸟 Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point
19、 out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. = 老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老师:请说说看。学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 篇二:简单的英语笑话带翻译 Blonde's Appendicitis-金发美女的阑尾炎 A blonde has sharp pains in her s
20、ide. The doctor examines her and says, You have acute appendicitis. The blonde says, That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. 一个金发美女的腹部侧面感到剧痛。医生检查之后告诉他:“你得了急性阑尾炎。(金发美女听成acute 以为是a cute,一个可爱的阑尾炎)” 金发美女说:“您真贴心,医生,但是我是来求医的。” Little Johnny. Finding Jesus 小强尼-寻找耶稣 A Sunday school teach
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