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1、【简单搞笑的英语小笑话阅读】最搞笑的简单英语笑话笑话大多揭示生活中荒谬的现象,具有讽刺性和消遣性。小编细心收集了简洁搞笑的英语小笑话，供大家观赏学习!简洁搞笑的英语小笑话篇1Who Cut the Cheesee?谁在放屁?A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.有位年轻人第一次去探望女挚友的父母亲。He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness was manifesting itself as gastric distre

2、ss.他好惊慌，惊慌到肠胃不舒适。Agonizingly, he felt the urgent need to release some intestinal gas.令人苦恼的是，他急着要解除肠内的空气。Surreptitiously, he emitted a "silent but deadly. "于是他放了个臭得要命的闷屁。"Rover! the girlfriend's mother admonished.路宝!女挚友的妈妈警告家里的狗。The young man realized that the family dog was sittin

3、g under his chair, and saw a way out of his difficultieis.那个老兄知道他女挚友家的狗就坐在他椅子下，想出了一个解决难题的方法来。Desperately seeking relief, he let out a Larger hooter.他急于舒解，便放了一个更大的响屁。"Rover!shouted the mother.路宝!妈妈又一次叫着她家的狗。Thinking his problems were over for sure, the young guy emitted a real window rattler.年轻人

4、以为他的问题已经结束了，于是他放了一个连窗户都为之振动的大响屁。"Rover ! cried the mother, "get over here before he shits on you"路宝!妈妈喊道，快过来这边，免得他在你身上拉屎!简洁搞笑的英语小笑话篇2At Least You Get a Choice至少你有所选择A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.一名罪人去世后，刚下地狱就被带往各处走走。"I'll tell you h

5、ow it works around here,declared a particularly hideous devil. "You get your choice of three punishments. Here's the first. "我将告知你这里的状况，一位面目可憎的魔鬼宣布道。你必需在三种刑罚中选一个，这是第一种。The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women repeatedly being immersed in boiling water.罪人望见男男女女反复地被浸入沸腾的热水中，吓

6、得目瞪口呆。"Here's the second. The poor sinner shuddered as he saw unfortunate people being continually',event)">continually hounded by ferocious beasts and cruel demons.再看其次种。可怜的罪人看到一些不幸的人被凶狠的野兽和残酷的妖怪不停地追逐，吓得直打哆嗦。And here's the third. A group was standing knee deep in shit and s

7、ipping tea.And he joined the group.这是第三种。一群人站在深及膝部的粪池中喝茶。No sooner had he done so than another devil yelled out这个看来还可以，我就选这个。罪人说着便加入了那群犯人。"OK, tea time s over. Get back on your heads. "就在他加入不久，一个魔鬼大声喊道：午茶时间结束，回到头下脚上倒立的姿态。简洁搞笑的英语小笑话篇3Put Yourself in My Place设身处地替人想一想Down on the farm, Mom to

8、ld Dad to fix the outhouse,某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。"Hey

9、,said Dad, "my beard',event)">beard is stuck!"嘿!老爸说道，我的胡子粘住了!"Aggravatin', ain't it?"问题严峻了，是不是呢?看了简洁搞笑的英语小笑话的人还看了：1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则2.简短搞笑英文小笑话阅读3.关于超简洁的英语小笑话阅读4.幽默简短英语小笑话阅读5.简短又好笑的英文小笑话阅读本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第6页 共6页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页第 6 页 共 6 页