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1、简单有趣的英文小笑话短文简单英文短文笑话,是民间文学中的一朵奇葩,具有语言诙谐、故事生动、短小精悍的特点。小编整理了简洁好玩的英文小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!简洁好玩的英文小笑话短文篇一Learning to Share学习共同共享Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。"Hey,said his sister, "if I&#

2、39;d divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "嘿，假如是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，妹妹说"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"你不是分到小块的吗，还埋怨什么呢?简洁好玩的英文小笑话短文篇二Aren't Kidss Wonderful ?小孩子实在了不得!Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little

3、 Ronny.妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"小强尼一如平常问东问西，妈咪，什么是紧急煞车?"Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"为什么那位警察叔叔要看我们的车票?""Why can't I lean out the window?etc.为什么身体不能伸出窗外?"等等诸如此类问题。His

4、 mother was becoming ever more exasperated.妈妈实在忍不住要发脾气了。Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"最终小强尼又问：妈咪，刚刚火车停靠的是哪一站?"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read. "我不知道，强尼，你可不行以不要烦我，我正在看书呢!A few

5、 minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what station that was, 'cause that's where Little Ronny got off. "一阵宁静后，强尼说：真糟糕，你竟然不知道罗尼下车的那个车站。"简洁好玩的英文小笑话短文篇三A Lesson in Philosophy哲学课一则Why worry?何必忧虑呢?Really, you have only two things.to worr

6、y about-either you are sick or you are well.真的，你只有两件事要担忧，你不是会生病就是身体健康。If you are well, you have nothing to worry about,假如你身体健康，那么就没什么好担忧的。and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about-either you get well or you die.假如生病的话，只要担忧两件事，你不是康复就是死亡。If you get well, you have nothing to worry ab

7、out,假如你康复的话，什么也不必担忧。and if you die, you have only two things to worry about-either you go to heaven or you go to hell.假如不幸死亡的话，你只要担忧两件事，你不是上天堂就是下地狱。If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about,假如上天堂，什么也不须要你担忧。and if you go to hell.you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry !要是下地狱的话，你会忙着和老挚友握手寒暄，连担忧事情的时间都没有!看了简洁好玩的英文小笑话短文的人还看了：1.好玩简短的英文小笑话2.简短的好玩的英语小笑话阅读3.简短的好玩的英语小笑话4.最简洁的英语小笑话短文5.简洁好玩的英语小笑话阅读本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第5页 共5页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页