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1、英文故事小短文带翻译 英文小笑话小短文带翻译笑话是幽默的一种形式,玩笑的目的就是逗乐、引人笑。小编整理了英文小笑话小短文带翻译，欢迎阅读!英文小笑话小短文带翻译篇一Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands，but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.一对爱尔兰情侣坐在公园里的长椅上。他们手牵着手，但是那个女的始终惊慌地摆布她的双手。Mary: Patrick. I have something to tell you.玛丽:帕特瑞克，我有些事

2、想告知你。Patrick: Well，what’s on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.帕特瑞克:好的，你在想什么?有什么事你尽管可以跟我说。Mary: It’ s so terrible.玛丽:这件事简直太难讲出口了。Patrick: You know you can trust me. What is it?帕克瑞克:请你信任我，究竟是什么事?Mary: Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money in sight&he

3、llip;玛丽:那是好几年前的事了。我爸爸失业了，当时没有钱。Patrick: So, what is it?帕特瑞克:那然后呢?Mary: Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn… prostitute!玛丽:哦，当时我们简直是无望之极。所以有时候我不得不去做妓女!Patrick: WHAT!帕特瑞克:你说什么?Mary: We needed the money so bad!玛丽:我们太须要钱了。Patrick: There is no good reason for this! Endangering yo

4、ur very soul! How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!帕特瑞克:不要找借口开脱了。出卖你的灵魂，你怎么能这么做呢? 你! 玛丽，这我实在是接受不了。Mary: Not you, Pat! No! I thought you'd understand. I thought your could still love me, even though I had been a whore.玛丽:不，帕特请不要这样，我觉得你能理解我。我信任你依旧爱我，哪怕我曾经出卖过自己的身体。Patrick:Oh! &he

5、llip; You … Well, that's ok. For a moment I thought you said protestant’!帕特瑞克:哦，你等会儿，那没关系。刚才我还以为你是说你是当了新教徒呢。英文小笑话小短文带翻译篇二有一个特殊在乎钱的人，一天他叫儿子去买一盒火柴，并且告知儿子肯定要搞清晰每根火柴都是好的。他的儿子一会儿就回来了。这个人拿出火柴划了一根，没有燃着。他又划了几根还是没有一根划燃。他特别生气地说:我不是告知过你要保证每一根火柴都是好的吗?There was a man who cared more for money tha

6、n anything else, one day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that every match in the box was good, soon the boy came back. The man took out a match and struck it, but it failed to light, he tried several more, but none was good. He got very angry and said, I told yo

7、u every match must be good, didn't I?是的，你的确说过，孩子回答，我把盒子里全部的火柴都试过了，每根都能划得燃。Yes,you did, the boy replied. I tried out all the matches in the box and every match lit.英文小笑话小短文带翻译篇三Two guys recently dead were given the option to stay either in Heaven or Hell fog the rest of their eternity. They asked

8、 if it was OK to look around first, and to their surprise,it was.First, they went to Heaven. All niceguys were there, dressed in white they sat on clouds playing harp. Quite a boring place, thought our heroes.两个家伙死了之后，被允许选择是情愿呆在天堂还是地狱。他们提出能否到两个地方先观光一下，他们被允许了。首先他们来到了天堂。这里都是穿着白衣服看上去很正派的人，他们坐在白云上弹奏着竖琴。

9、他们想:这是个多无聊的地方呀。"Let' s go to Hell，they said to each other.让我们下地狱吧，他们相互商议着。Hell turned out to be a completely different scene. It was all bars, casino andamusement parks. Free drinks for everyone and a lot of people having a real good time.Back from Hell，the guys were asked to choose between

10、 Heaven and Hell. They both chose Hell.他们来到了地狱，这里简直是一番完全不同的景色。那里有酒吧、赌场和游乐园。每个人都可以免费喝酒，全部的人都享受着他们真正的欢乐时间。当他们从地狱回来以后，他们不得不在天堂和地狱之间做出选择。最终，他们都选择了下地狱。Back in Hell, they were immediately scuffled in the back of a sub-surface car and driven to a coalmine. Someone gave them a shovel each and told them to s

11、tart working.回到了地狱之后，他们马上被送进了一辆矿井车的后座，然后驶向了一个煤矿井。有人给他们每人一个铲子，叫他们起先工作。"What' s this? The last time we were here the place was entirely different.这是怎么回事?上次我们在这里的时候完全不是这样的。"Yes, but then you were tourists, now you are immigrants.是的，但是那时你们是游客，现在你们是移民。看了英文小笑话小短文带翻译的人还看了：1.英语小笑话小短文带翻译2.英文小笑话短文带翻译的3.关于英语小笑话短文带翻译4.短篇英文小笑话带翻译阅读5.短篇英语小笑话短文带翻译6.英语小笑话作文带翻译阅读本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第7页 共7页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页