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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上破产姐妹 第一季 第一集Pick up! Tables 12, 4, 11.Got it.Hey, when you get a second,等你丫有空.stop looking at my boobs.Excuse me.Waitress?Dude?小二Hi, what can I get ya?您好 请问要点什么We need some.我们要. Is that annoying?看了会不爽吗Is that obnoxious and rude?觉得对方又欠扁又无礼吗Would you find it distracting if someone did tha

2、t to you你工作时有人这么弄你while you were working?你会觉得烦吗Oh, you dont have a job. Sorry.哎呀 忘记你没工作了 抱歉Damn, dude, she burned you.靠 伙计 她完胜呀No, hipster.别搞错了 小痞子Do not think were on the same team.别以为我跟你是一国的We have nothing in common.咱俩到死都不是同路人I wear knit hats when its cold out.姐戴帽子挡酷寒You wear knit hats cause of Co

3、ldplay.二货戴帽学酷玩乐队You have tattoos to piss off your dad.你的纹身是想气死你爹My dad doesnt know hes my dad.我爹压根不知他是我爹And finally,最后you think.你觉得this is the sound that gets you service.一声穿云指 我千军万马来服务I think.要我说This is the sound that dries up my vagina.一声穿云指 我如瀑下阴也干枯The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one.

4、那位俄国服务生呢 怎么不见了We need horseradish.我们想要山葵酱Please.拜托您了That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress.妹妹真乖 这样才有礼貌嘛Paulina!宝莲娜Oh, so. so good, oh.爽 爽死了 Oh, sorry, I didnt realize you were on break.抱歉 不知道你在休息I just need some horseradish.我要山葵酱- Here. - Oh, cool.-给 -收到 Excuse me, wheres my waitress?请问 服务生去哪了She

5、s coming.I made your favorite, red velvet.我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕My little cupcake brought me a cupcake.我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕Let me pay you for that.我还是把钱给你吧Oh, no, no. Its on the house.不用 我请客Its your birthday.你生日嘛How old are you gonna be?过完生日要几岁了啊75.七十五岁Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger.厄尔 你要小个三岁 咱俩就成了Ma

6、x, Max, big news.麦克斯 麦克斯 大新闻 The new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina.新老板炒了俄国妞宝莲娜 Turns out chesty Kournikova was Vladimir Puttin it out.大胸金丝猫被发现其实是个死间谍Hello today. I have paycheck for you.早安 我带了你的工资来I need to talk to you. You fired Paulina, Han?我有话问你 你炒了宝莲娜吗 阿憨I am no longer Han Lee.我已经不叫李

7、憨了 I have new American name我取了新的英文名字 to go with changing neighborhood.好适应新时代得社会 To go with the changing neighborhood.是新时代的社会You need to remember this for your immigration exam.移民考试的时候别又说错了Correct. To go with the changing neighborhood.行 好适应新时代的社会 Bryce?小笼Your name is Bryce Lee?你改名叫李小笼啊Wait, wait, um,

8、 um, um.等等 等一下 Dont hire a new waitress, okay?别再招新人来了 好吗Ive been doing all the work anyway,反正活儿总是我全包and I really could use the extra money.让我多拿一份工资 补贴家计吧You need help.你需要帮手- No, I dont. - Everyone need help sometimes.-不用 -谁都需要帮手I dont. Ive been waiting my whole life, okay?我不用 我当了一辈子的侍应Ive waited on

9、tables, Ive waited in bars,在餐厅 酒吧都做过侍应Ive waited on home pregnancy tests.甚至在家等验孕结果 Waited: 等待 侍应 一词多义I already hire new waitress.我已经雇新人了She work in all top restaurants in Manhattan.她以前在曼哈顿顶级餐厅工作过I gave her Paulinas uniform.我都把宝莲娜的制服给她了Mr. Lee, not to complain,李先生 有点事情想问问but I think someone wore this

10、 uniform before me,这件制服好像有人穿过了呢like right before me.而且是刚刚才穿过Is it possible that I could get another one?可不可以帮我换一件全新的呀Maybe one thats a little less moist.换件没这么湿漉漉的Also this mustard color doesnt really go with my skin tone,另外 我的肤色跟黄芥末色不太搭neither do the mustard stains.跟芥末渍也不搭 And these various other st

11、ains, and smells.跟这各式污渍 异味更是不搭I hope thats clam chowder.白白的是蛤蜊浓汤渍吧.So.所以I think itd be better for everyone,为了大家including my immune system,以及我的免疫系统着想if I just keep on wearing what Im wearing,我就穿自己这身就好了 and not the apron,cause this is chanel.那件就省了 我这身可是香奈儿So thank you,感谢聆听and lets waitress.本小姐要上岗啦What

12、ever that is,这娇娇女明显就是it does not belong in this diner.来错地方打错工了It belongs in a show on Bravo.她应该去演电视But she blonde, hair so shiny,她是金发妞 金发闪闪good for business.有助财源广进啊Where do you even find these people?你都去哪找到这些歪瓜裂枣的啊The Russian hooker, the one before that was a meth addict.俄罗斯妓女 再前一位还是吸毒妹You train her

13、, I am boss.你去训练她 我可是老板Da boss.老板中的老板Fine, but make her wear the uniform.好 那你先去命令她穿上制服Are you sure we cant get the meth addict back?真不能让吸毒的回来吗She was really good at cleaning.她是毁尸灭迹打扫神人呢But her teeth fall out.可她吸毒到牙掉光了You are really judgmental, you know that?你也太以貌取人了吧Im only gonna say this once, so p

14、ay attention.我就说一回 仔细听Im Caroline, by the way. And youre Max?我是卡洛琳 你叫麦克斯 对吗Dont get attached.先别建立感情This is the Williamsburg diner, owned by Han Lee,这间威廉伯格餐厅 老板是李憨Who just changed his name to Bryce Lee,最近刚改名叫李小笼because I guess he wants people to take him even less seriously.他应该是患了不被当笑话会死的病Eight month

15、s ago he bought it from the Russian mob.八个月前他向俄国黑帮顶下这餐厅 Clientele used to be all eastern bloc criminals and crack whores,以前客源通常是东欧小流氓 吸毒妓女but then he took it over and ruined it.他顶过来之后 客源就跑光了Hey, sexy woman.哟 性感辣妹You look so pretty today.今儿个性感动人啊You look so beautiful, I forgot how bad your personalit

16、y is.美得我差点忘了你是悍妇了 Thanks, Oleg.承蒙夸奖 奥列格Hey, Barbie.嗨 芭比小妞Thats Oleg.他是奥列格He will hit on you aggressively and relentlessly.他将会不停地用烂招泡你He doesnt realize he looks like that,他的自信多到爆棚and I dont have the heart to tell him.可惜我没多余的善心点醒他Miss, could we have some menus?小姐 可以给份菜单吗Oh, sure.当然Dont smile.不要微笑Cause

17、 it raises the bar, and then I have to smile,你拉高服务标准 我就得跟上and I cant be doing that.那样太累人了Its exhausting and I have a bad back.微笑又累人又有害健康Thats Earl, were in love.那是我的恋人厄尔Do not talk to him,别跟他多讲话unless you want to feel whiter than you already are.除非你想显得更白痴Oh, and that stain?还有那块污渍Not clam chowder.其实是

18、男人精华Go marry the ketchups.去把番茄酱连一起Marry the ketchups. Im on it.联姻起 马上好Okay. Now divorce the ketchups.联姻完 弄离婚吧Stop! Stop! Stop!停 停 停Theres no such thing as divorcing the ketchups.让番茄酱离婚纯属我鬼扯Youve never waitressed a day in your life.你压根就没当过服务生对吧Yes, I have.我真的做过You expect me to believe you看完你这出after w

19、atching that whole Temple Grandin routine?奇葩的演出后 鬼才信你- Im telling Lee. - Okay, okay,-我去跟老板检举你 -别 求你了I may have enhanced my resume.我的确稍微美化了我的简历Enhanced? What, are we in Paris?美化 你当参加巴黎时尚展啊Please, I really need this job, okay?求你了 我真的很需要这份工We lost all of our money.我们家一无所有了My trust fund was taken for le

20、gal fees.我的信托基金被拿去支付律师费My dad is in jail.老爸又入狱了What? What are you, Martin Channings daughter?干嘛 难不成你是马丁钱宁的女儿啊Wheres the paper?报纸在哪Martin Channing?马丁钱宁The guy who ripped off the entire city is your father.骗光整座城的人是你老爸He told us we were having a good year.他只跟我们说今年生意挺好Youre Caroline Channing.你是卡洛琳钱宁Your

21、e like a billionaire.你可是亿万富翁Was. Was a billionaire.曾是 曾是亿万富翁They froze all our assets, everythings gone.所有资产都被冻结了 全没了I only have what I could grab,我只能拿几样东西走and I grabbed all the wrong things.可我全拿了没用的东西- So do you know the president? - Ive met him.-你认识总统吧 -见过- Hes hot. - Hes the president.-他很性感吧 -他就是

22、个总统- Have you been to Switzerland? - Yes.-你去过瑞士吧 -去过- Do you have a horse? - Yes.-你有马吗 -有- Do you know Paris Hilton? - No, shes a hundred.-认识帕丽斯希尔顿吗 -不认识 她太老了Excuse me, uh, two hot chocolate, please.麻烦一下 两杯热巧克力Comin up.马上好Let me do that, please.让我来吧Im a really fast learner.我学东西可快了I went to Wharton b

23、usiness school.沃顿商学院毕业I got 2,300 on my SAT.SAT考了两千三百分Can you make a hot chocolate, or not?那你做得出热巧克力吗Nailed it.搞定We split the tips. Give me yours.小费均分 把你的拿来You did better than I thought you would.比我预计的好多了Listen, tonight I thought of a way我刚想到了一个we could make some extra money.赚外快的办法Theyve totally und

24、erestimated the price那些红丝绒蛋糕point on those red velvet cupcakes.定价实在低的离谱In Manhattan the asking price is at least seven,在曼哈顿这至少卖七块so we could sell them for seven, and then pocket the difference.我们就卖七块 赚价差中饱私囊Nothing about that sounds wrong to you?难道你不觉得有什么不对吗Its not our fault that the idiot who makes

25、 the cupcakes做蛋糕的傻子定价这么低doesnt know their worth.又不是我们的错Im the idiot who makes the cupcakes.我就是做蛋糕的那傻子New information.我才知道嘛Thats stupid.这肯定不行No one would pay $7 for one of my cupcakes.谁会花七块买我的蛋糕啊Really? Cause.你确定吗 看这.Well, at least we know youre not adopted.果然有遗传你爸弄钱的基因啊So howd you even end up in Bro

26、oklyn?你怎么会沦落到来布鲁克林打工Oh, I went on .我去招工网站Typed in place where nobody输入 上东区的人富人区from the Upper East Side would ever go, ever,这辈子绝对不会去的地方and this diner came up.就出现这家店了You cant wear a fancy leather jacket outside这里治安差 穿高级皮衣in this neighborhood.铁定会被抢You have to turn it inside out.反着穿 露出丑的那面Fur. Cool. Tu

27、rn it back.皮草 算了 再翻回来吧So where do you live?你住哪儿呀Our townhouse was taken and bolted up by the bank, so.我家大宅被银行没收查封了Is this where Im supposed to feel sorry for you?我需要表达一下同情吗I mean, I dont want you to,我是不想逼你啦but just so you know, a well-adjusted person would.不过正常的好人都会同情的Im dead inside.我是没同情心的坏人You mak

28、e that pretty obvious.是人都看得出来Anyway, Im just gonna stay in the city with a friend.好吧 我要去市中心的朋友家了I live a couple of blocks that way.我就住附近Id walk you to the subway,我照理该陪你走去地铁站的its just that I dont want to.不过我真的没这么好心Got it.完全理解 Okay.就这样吧Robbie!罗比Why is the music so loud?放这么大声干嘛呢Its 3:00 in the morning.

29、现在都凌晨三点了Im sorry.对不起嘛Its cool. So what are you doin?原谅你吧 你们在干嘛呢The bands practicing.乐队在练习呢But youre not playing any instruments.怎么没看到乐器呢Yeah, thats how we practice.这是我们独门秘技We, like, listen to other good music,听着别人的音乐and play it in our head.然后在自己脑海演练Its like the secret.这好比不能弹的秘密Well, I have a secret

30、for you guys.是吗 我也有个秘密要跟你们说Get out!给我滚出去- Uh, you guys better go. - We should go.-伙计们先走吧 -好的Sorry guys, I still have to make the cupcakes.抱歉了 我还得做小蛋糕呢Cupcakes? For why? You can just buy em at the store.干嘛自己做 去店里买一个不就得了You can do that in the morning, babe, come to bed.起来再做吧 宝贝 现在是滚床单时间No, I cant. I h

31、ave to be in the city by 10:00.不行 我明早十点要到市中心Fine. You can have three minutes.好吧 给你三分钟Fine, you can have eight, one for each ab.好吧 看在八块腹肌的份上 给你八分钟Stand clear of the closing doors.关门请注意Well, I can cross that off my bucket list.太好了 死前心愿又完成了一样I have a taser!我有电击棒Oh, my God.天啊I am so sorry.真是万分抱歉I didnt

32、think it would hurt so much. Its pink.我以为这只是粉红小电棒 It didnt feel pink.我都要被电成炭粉了I didnt know it was you.我刚真不知道是你I thought I was being raped.我还以为自己被人强奸了呢Thats not what rape feels like.摸你的手算个屁强奸啊Did you. did you sleep on the subway?昨晚.你是在地铁上睡的吗I had nowhere else to go,我没地可去and Im too afraid to sleep out

33、side on the street.又不敢睡大街上God, youre spoiled.天啊 还真是娇生惯养Next stop, Greenpoint.下一站 格林中心Ugh, get your stuff, come on!快拿好你的行李Ill take you to my place, but hurry.我带你去我家吧 快点Cause I have to be in the city in 30 minutes.我要三十分钟内赶回市中心Call me.要打给我哦Oh, my god, youve been robbed!天啊 你家进贼啦This is how it always loo

34、ks.我家本来就这样Oh, my God, totally cute!天啊 你家真不错All right, Ill be back at 4:00,好了 我四点回来and we can go to work together.然后我们一起上班Bathroom, bedroom,卫生间 卧室boyfriend sleeps till 4:00, yard.睡到四点才醒的男友 院子Oh, you have a yard.你还有个院子Looks like a really nice place to relax and do crack.感觉是放松吸毒两相宜的好地方It is.那可不I gotta

35、go, Im gonna be late for my other job in the city.我得走了 不然我打工要迟到了You have two jobs?你打两份工吗Yes, I babysit for a Manhattan socialite diva.对 还给一个曼哈顿社交女王看孩子Now I have a set.现在又多了一个Sorry Im late.抱歉来晚了Oh, thank God youre here,谢天谢地 你终于来了there is a bridge and tunnel smell over by the babies宝宝身上有一股地下臭水沟的味儿that

36、s stressing me out.快把我熏死了Their diapers probably need to be changed.应该是要换尿布了Again? I swear, the morning nanny just did that.又要换啊 我肯定上午保姆才换了Motherhood is for reals.当妈可真不容易Max, remind me, whats my Twitter password?麦克斯 我的推特密码是什么Twitter password.推特密码Yes!对啦Hi, Brad. Hi, Angelina.嗨 布莱德 安洁莉娜Max, I need to t

37、ell you something because were family.麦克斯 你也是家人 我有话想跟你说Now get me room temperature water and come over here.先给我拿瓶常温的水We are victims of the Channing Ponzi scheme.我们是钱宁骗局的受害者Me, David, and Brangelina.我 大卫 还有布莱洁莉娜How much money did you lose?你们损失了多少Hold my hands.握紧我的手Nothing.分毫未损But it really scared me.

38、不过吓死人家了Open that?帮我打开吧So do you know Caroline Channing?你认识卡洛琳钱宁吗No, but she lost everything.不认识 她什么都没有了She has no money.她一分钱都没有了Can you imagine having no money?你能想像没钱的滋味吗I mean, you wouldnt even have any money.我是指 穷的连钱都没有了You should twit that.金句快发推特啊And no one will even talk to her.树倒猴孙散 墙倒众人推I hear

39、d she went to six different friends houses据说她为了找安身之地for a place to stay,去敲了六个朋友的家门and they all had to pretend they werent home.可他们都假装不在家- Thats not cool. - Yeah.-这太过分了 -对啊- Thats really sad. - So sad.-真是不幸 -对啊Breaks my heart.听的都心碎了I guess motherhood has really opened me up emotionally.当妈带孩子 人都多愁善感了M

40、ax, I need to hold one of the babies,麦克斯 我想抱抱我的宝宝bring me one.帮我抱个过来No, the other one. Thats not the good one.我要另一个 这个是次品- Hello. - Oh, hi.-你好 -你好Oh, Im so sorry if I woke you up.抱歉吵醒你了- Who are you? - Im Maxs friend.-你是谁啊 -麦克斯的朋友Uh, dont tell her I said that.这话你可别跟她说I have a feeling if she heard me

41、 call her my friend,她要知道我自称是她的朋友shed stab me.她会冲过来杀我What are you doin over there?你在这干嘛呢Just washing my uniform,洗我的制服trying to make it a little more cute让它变美美and a little less crusty.洗去那层污垢Oh, watch out!小心Oh! Sorry, oh, my.抱歉 我的错Do you have a towel or a rag?你有毛巾或抹布-Or something? - No, I. I got it.-之类

42、的吗 -没关系 我来搞定Oh, okay.好吧Im Robbie.在下罗比Im uncomfortable.在下不舒服Youre getting me wet.你害人家都湿了Thats the point.正有此意Youre Maxs boyfriend.你是麦克斯的男友Its cool.没关系的No, its not.不 有关系Back up, Jersey shore.走开 卖肉男Youre pathetic,你真可悲and thats coming from someone whos homeless而且还是被一个无家可归and wearing white after a labor d

43、ay.无衣可换的人说And Ive seen better.姐见过身材更好的No, you havent.才怪 你骗人Hey. Why didnt you wait for me?你怎么没等我I thought we were coming over together.不是说好一起过来的吗Oh. Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.我想早点来把番茄酱联姻起Listen, I heard something really upsetting about you today.今天我听说了你的惨况What did he say,

44、that I came on to him?他怎么说的 说我投怀送抱吗Him who?他是指.Nothing.没啥Him, Robbie?你是说罗比 对吧Its none of my business,这事与我无关but you deserve better than that guy.但我觉得那家伙跟你配不上Yeah, it is none of your business.对 这事的确与你无关Ooh, I was just starting to feel sorry for you.唉 我刚刚对你起了一丝怜悯之情Im just saying, youre worth more than that.我是说 你可以找个更好的What, Im supposed to believe you about this?是吗 我该相信你的话吗The person who lied on thei