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1、精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季222 The One With the Two PartiesScene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.MONICA: So, Ill get candles and my moms lace tablecloth, and since its

2、 Rachels birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought Id poach a salmon.ALL: Ohhh.MONICA: What?ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?MONICA: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with com

3、mittees?JOEY: Really. Why cant we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?ROSS: Yeah.PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if youre fancy on the inside and Im just not sure we are.MONICA: Alright. If you guys dont want it to be special, fine. You can throw a

4、ny kind of party you want.Joey is staring at Monicas breastsMONICA: Joey theyre not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, theyre fake. See squeezes her breast honk honk.CHANDLER: Wow, its, its like porno for clowns.OPENING TITLESScene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoeb

5、e, and Monica are planning Raches birthday party.ROSS: I talked to Rachels sisters, neither of them can come.MONICA: Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.PHOEBE: Why not her?JOEY: Cause she uh, she steals stuff.CHANDLER: O

6、r maybe she doesnt steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.MONICA: Joey that is horriable.JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I dont know I guess I just got scared.PHOEBE: Im sorry, I didnt know.JOEY: I didnt think anyoned buy that, ok.Rachel entersROSS:

7、 Hi honey, how did it go?RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sisters graduating from college, nobody thought she would. Its a true testament to what a gir

8、l from long island would do for a Celica.MONICA: So what happened?RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to st

9、op and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we dont invite her parents.MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?CHANDLER: Why her mom?MONICA: Cause I already invited her.PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?JO

10、EY: Oh no, cant invite her. She also steals.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Wheres the birthday cake?MONICA: Ok, were not having birthday cake, were having birthday flan.CHANDLER: Excuse m

11、e?MONICA: Its a traditional Mexican custard dessert.JOEY: Oh thats nice. Happy birthday Rachel, heres some goo.knock at the doorMONICA: answers the door Dr. Greene. Oh my God its Rachels dad. Whatre you doing here?MR. GREENE: What? The father cant drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?MONICA:

12、No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that shes not here and Ill pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.MR. GREENE: Ohhh, youre having a parteee.MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joe

13、y.MR. GREENE: Ill never remember all of that. So uh, whats the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?CHANDLER: This isnt your first surprise party, is it sir?knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. GreeneMRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.Monica slams the door back shutMONICA:

14、 Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why dont you come with me, well put your jacket on Rachels bed.MR. GREENE: Alright, that sounds like a two person job. they walk into Rachels bedroomMRS. GREENE: Well, my goodness, what was that

15、?MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just werent ready for you yet.MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rachel?CHANDLER: Yes because uh, you look so young.PHOEBE: And because youre both, you know, white women.MRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the

16、 bedroom?CHANDLER: NO! No, Ill take that for ya.MRS. GREENE: Oh well thank you. Such a gentleman. Thank you. Chandler takes the hot pink coat and grimaces at it Ahh, it all looks so nice, so festive, all the balloons. Chandler, remembering that Joey and Mr. Greene are in the bedroom, throws her coat

17、 in a cupboard The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. I was.Joey peeks outPHOEBE: cutting Mrs. Greene off Ha-ha, thats great, ha-ha. I cant wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so. Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, itll be like were gal pals, ya know

18、, like at a restraunt. Oh, itll be fun, cmon. they go in the bathroomMONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?JOEY: peeks back out Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, sees that the coast is clear oh, ok we can come back out in the living

19、room.MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think its time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?MONICA: Because thats where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.JOEY: Right this is staging.CHANDLER: Yeah, this more than anythi

20、ng else, is the staging area.JOEY: as theyre walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door This is clearly in the wrong apartment. they all walk across the hallScene: Later on in the hallway between the apartments. Chandler is showing people to the parties.C

21、HANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one ushers 3 guys into Monicas apartment and you, you are off to party number two ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monicas apartment Alright fellas, lets keep it movin, let ke

22、ep it movin.MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? buzzer goes off Alright thats Ross.CHANDLER: Ok, theyre coming, shhh. Runs into Monicas apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartmentRACHEL: Ohh, thank you for the wonderful dinner.ROSS: Thanks for being born.R

23、ACHEL: Ohh, thank you for my beautiul earrings, theyre perfect. I love you.ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.RACHEL: Now I love you even more.they kiss and Ross backs her into her apartment and turns on the lightsALL: Surprise.RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This i

24、s so great.MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.RACHEL: Wow you, you. I had no idea.ROSS: Really?RACHEL: No, I knew.ROSS: All right.MONICA: Ok, everybody, theres food and drinks on the table. Go across the hall.ROSS: What?RACHEL: What?MONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandlers, go now.RACHEL: Why.MONICA:

25、Just go.they walk across the hallALL: Surprise.MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.RACHEL: Daddy.Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joeys. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?CHANDLER: Well, we could count again.

26、RACHEL: I cant believe this is happening.ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put em all together and if they cant deal with it, who cares.RACHEL: I do.ROSS: Thats who.CHANDLER: Look, are you gonna be ok?RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I d

27、ont really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.RACHEL: What?CHANDLER: Its a traditional Mexican custard dessert.Look talk to Monica, shes on the food committee.Time lapse.

28、Chandler runs out of the bathroom.CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, I want you Dennis, and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.JOEY: Quick volleyball question.CHANDLER: Volleyball.JOEY: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didnt really like t

29、hat grey lamp, did you?CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, Im not even listening to you.GIRLS VOICE: Dennis.CHANDLER: Ok, thats me. runs backRACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, Im gonna go talk to mom for a while.ROSS: Ok, do you have any ideas for any openers?

30、RACHEL: Uhh, lets just stay clear of Im the guy thats doing you daughter and you should be ok.Back in Monicas partyMONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when youre not using the markers, you put the cap

31、s back on them because they will dry out.Back in Chandler and Joeys partyROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, hows everything in the uh, vascular surgery.game?MR. GREENE: Its not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.ROSS: Im sorry. See thats the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table

32、are already dead.Back in Monicas partyMONICA: Listen you guys, I dont mean to be a pain about this but, um, Ive noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door Gunther, wherere you going?GUNTHE

33、R: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe.MONICA: No. No you cant go. No this is fun. Come on were just getting started. Here, heres your marker.PHOEBE: Listen if you wanna go, just go.GUNTER: No, shell yell at me again.PHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.GUNTHER: What?PHOEBE: Shh. In a minute, Im gonn

34、a create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and dont look back.Back at Chandler and Joeys partyMR. GREENE: I think I need a drink.ROSS: Oh, here, I, Ill get it for ya. Whadya want?MR. GREENE: Scotch.ROSS: Scotch. Alright, Ill be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a gla

35、ss.MR. GREENE: Neat.ROSS: Cool.MR. GREENE: No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.ROSS: I know.Back at Monicas partyMR. GREENE: Oh hello Ross, where have you been?ROSS: Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, thats Rachels fathers

36、 drink.ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isnt that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joeys apartment Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?MR. GREENE: Im getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.ROSS: No. no.MR. GREENE: Whadya mean no

37、?ROSS: No, um, see cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, itll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.MR. GREENE: Get my glasses too.ROSS: All righty roo. closes the door What a gre

38、at moment to say that for the first time. goes to get the cigarettes and glassesMONICA: Ok, the first persons most embarassing memory is, Monica, your party sucks. Very funny.PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?MONICA: What? she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals

39、for Gunther to go I dont see anything.PHOEBE: Great, Im seeing water rings again.MRS. GELLER: Ross, whose glasses are those?ROSS: Mine.MRS. GREENE: You wear bi-focals?ROSS: Um-hmm. puts them on I have a condition, apparently, that I require two different sets of focals.MRS. GREENE: Did you know my h

40、usband has glasses just like that?RACHEL: Well those are very popular frames.ROSS: Neil Sedaka wears them.GUY: to Phoebe I hear you can get people out of here.MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didnt tell me your boyfriend smoked.RACHEL: Yeah, like a chimney.ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. Packs the cigarettes and fli

41、ngs one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place Big big smoker. In fact Im gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. GreeneMR. GREENE: Are you wearing my glasses?ROSS: Yes. pul

42、ls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene I was just warming up the earpieces for you.MR. GREENE: Thank you. Is that one of my cigarettes?ROSS: pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.Back in Monicas party. Phoebe is talking to a

43、 guy and two girls at the party.PHOEBE: Ok, ok, shes taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, shell be back any minute.GIRL 1: What about my friend Victor?PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and shell get suspicious.GIRL 1: Alright, let me just get my

44、 coat.PHOEBE: There isnt time. You must leave everything. Theyll take care of you next door.GIRL 1: Is it true they have beer?PHOEBE: Everything youve heard is true.Back at Chandler and Joeys party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.MONICA: Could you guys please try to keep it down, were trying to

45、start a Boggle tournament.Chandler and Joey stop dancing and laugh at herMONICA: You, and you, youre supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?GUNTHER: Um gestures to dance floorPHOEBE: enters with the three people she got out Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.MONICA: Phoebe.PHOEBE: Al

46、right, Im sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, its Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.MONICA: Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe its a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun but, you know, if people would just give it a chance. volleyball hits her in the

47、 head from behindBack at Monicas partyRACHEL: You want me to see a therapist?MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. Youve chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, Ill make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go

48、do a thing.Chandler and Joeys partyMR. GREENE: Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bansai trees. I felt like Gulliver around that place.RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.Monicas partyMRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.Chand