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1、右脑王英语学习机 一个月学不会英语 无效退款 101101101101 TheTheTheThe OneOneOneOne WhereWhereWhereWhere MonicaMonicaMonicaMonica GetsGetsGetsGets a a a a NewNewNewNew RoommateRoommateRoommateRoommate101101101101 TheTheTheThe OneOneOneOne WhereWhereWhereWhere MonicaMonicaMonicaMonica GetsGetsGetsGets a a a a NewNewNewNew

2、 RoommateRoommateRoommateRoommate (The(The(The(The Pilot-ThePilot-ThePilot-ThePilot-The UncutUncutUncutUncut Version)Version)Version)Version)Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with!Joey:Joey:

3、Joey:Joey: Come on, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be something wrongwith him!Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.So does he have a hump?Ahump and ahairpiece?Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoeb

4、e: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through whatIwent through with Carl-oh!Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people going outto dinner and- not having sex.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.Time LapseChandler:Chandl

5、er:Chandler:Chandler: Alright, soImback in high school, Im standing in the middle of thecafeteria, andIrealizeIam totally naked.All:All:All:All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone. there.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Instead of.?Chandl

6、er:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Thats right.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: No.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do,everybody starts looking at me.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: And they werent

7、looking at you before?!Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, whichis very-very weird, because- she never calls me!Time Lapse, Ross has entered.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna k

8、ill myself.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross:Ijust feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine,pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Cookie?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: (explaining to th

9、e others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Ohh.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Thanks.101101 试播试播没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。听起来好像是

10、说我的约会。记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。我做过那样的梦。我低头一看，看见有一支电话在那儿。而不是？没错。我没做过那样的梦,没有。那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办， 每个人都开始望着我。他们以前不看你吗？！终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！嗨。这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。你还好吧？我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙， 抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上饼干？卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。- 我帮你泡杯咖啡，谢了。不要别清理我的灵气。 可是别碰我右脑王英语学习机 一个月学不会英语 无效退款 Phoebe:Phoebe:Pho

11、ebe:Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: No, no dont! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope shell be very happy

12、.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: No you dont.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: No I dont, to hell with her, she left me!Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didnt know,howshould I know?Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandl

13、er: SometimesIwishIwas a lesbian. (They all stare at him.) DidIsay thatout loud?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone callIgot from a woman at sobbing 3:00A.M., “Ill never have grandchil

14、dren, Ill never have grandchildren.“ was what?Awrong number?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Sorry.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now. Youre angry. Yourehurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Strip joint! Cmon, your

15、e single! Have some hormones!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: I dont want to be single, okay?Ijust.Ijust- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: AndIjust want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monic

16、a:Monica:Monica:Monica: Rachel?!Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God!Ijust went to your building and you werentthere and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, youare!Waitress:Waitress:Waitress:Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica:Monica:Monica:

17、Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, andPhoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Hi.(They go to hug but Ross

18、s umbrella opens.He sits back down defeated again.Amoment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Oh God. well, it started about a half hour

19、before the wedding. I was in theroom where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat.This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress thatbrought her coffee) Sweet n Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravyboat than by Barry!

20、 And then I got really freaked out, and thats when it hit me: howmuch Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Yknow,Imean, I always knew lookedfamiliar, but. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, andIstarted wondering WhyamIdoing this, and who am I doing this for?. (to Monica) So anyway I just didnt的灵气就

21、是了。好吧，保持晦气！我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。- 不，你不会的，没错，- 我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。没有！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。有时真希望自己也是个女同志。 我刚刚大声说出来了吗？昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？对不起。别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。我一肚子火,心如刀割。能告诉你解决之道吗？脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。我只想要一百万！- 瑞秋？！- 天啊，莫妮卡，谢

22、天谢地！我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。想来杯咖啡吗？无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。 这位叫钱德勒， 菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？当然。嗨。你想现在告诉我们，还是等伴娘来再说？婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。 我在堆放礼物的房间里，看着船形卤肉盘，非常漂亮的船形卤肉盘，突然间有没有代糖？我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更能引起我的“性趣”，我自己都吓了一跳，巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。 我一直都认为他很眼熟。总之,我必须离开。我开始想，我为右脑王英语学习机 一个月学不会英语 无效退款 know where to go, andIknow

23、 that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but youre theonly person I knew who lived here in the city.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Who wasnt invited to the wedding.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Ooh,Iwas kinda hoping that wouldnt be an issue.Scene: Monicas Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Sp

24、anish Soap on TVand are trying to figure out what is going on.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: NowImguessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and shes really nothappy about it.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (in a deep

25、voice) Ill have whatever Christine is having.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just.Icant marry him!Imsorry. I just dont love him.Well, it matters to me!(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my hea

26、d will fall off.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: I say push her down the stairs.Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe, Ross,Ross,Ross,Ross, Chandler,Chandler,Chandler,Chandler, andandandand Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey:Push her down the stairs

27、! Push her down thestairs! Push her down the stairs!(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Cmon Daddy, listen to me! Its like, its like, all of my life, everyone hasalways told me, Youre a shoe! Youre a shoe, youre a shoe, youre a shoe!. Andtoday I just stop

28、ped and I said, What ifIdont wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna bea- a purse, yknow? Or a- or a hat! No, Im not saying I want you to buy me a hat,ImsayingIam a ha- Its a metaphor, Daddy!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: You can see where hed have trouble.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Look Daddy, its my life. Well m

29、aybe Ill just stay here with Monica.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Well,Iguess weve established whos staying here with Monica.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Well, maybe thats my decision. Well, maybeIdont need your money.Wait! Wait, I said maybe!Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.Monica:Mon

30、ica:Monica:Monica: Just breathe, breathe. thats it. Just try to think of nice calm things.Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turnto look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens. La la lala.something and noodles w

31、ith string. These are a few.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Im all better now.Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.)Ihelped!Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, yknow? Independence. Takingcontrol of your life. The

32、whole, hat thing.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.Me and Chandler live across the hall. And hes away a lot.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! Its her wedding day!Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: What, like theres a rule or somethi

33、ng?(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)何这么做？我为谁这样做？于是我不知该走往何处，我知道你我日渐疏远。但是你是我在这个城市，认识的唯一一个人。好像是唯一没受邀参加婚礼的人。这件事就甭提啦。我猜他送她一台管风琴，她肯定不喜欢，金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！我要拥有克莉丝汀拥有的一切。爸，我不能嫁给他对不起，我只是不爱他。对，是我的问题！如果我没了头发，还不如去死。她不该穿那条裤子。我建议推她下楼，推她下楼！推她下楼！推她下楼！爸，你听我说大家这样评价我这一辈子： 你是一只鞋今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋会怎样。 我说如果我想当皮包呢？或是

34、帽子呢？不，我不需你帮我买帽子。 我说我是一顶帽子。爸，这是一种比喻。你看他也有些问题。爸，这是我的人生。或许我会和莫妮卡住在这儿。我想我们已确定好谁要和莫妮卡住在这儿。或许那是我的决定。或许我不希罕你的钱。等一下，等一下我说的是或许！深呼吸，就这样。试着想着美好的事物玫瑰上的雨滴，猫嘴上的胡须，门铃和雪橇之类的。啦 啦 啦还有手套我现在好多了。我的功劳。或许这样最好，要自立，决定自己的事情。有任何需要找乔伊准没错。 我和钱德勒就住在对面，而且他经常不在家。右脑王英语学习机 一个月学不会英语 无效退款 Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Please do

35、nt do that again, its a horrible sound.Paul:Paul:Paul:Paul:(over the intercom) Its, uh, its Paul.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Whos Paul?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Maybe.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Wait. Your

36、 not a real date tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: He finally asked you out?MonicaMonicaMonicaMonica: Yes!Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Please, no, go, that

37、d be fine!Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (choked voice) Thatd be good.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: (horrified) Really?Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! Its Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: What

38、does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot?(Chandler doesnt know.)(Theres a knock on the door and its Paul.)Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is. (They are all lined up next to the door.).everybody, everybody, this is Paul.All:All:All:All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The

39、 Wine Guy! Hey!Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Im sorry, I didnt catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Okay, umm-umm, Ill just-Ill be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross:Awandering?Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Tw

40、o seconds.Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That cant be good.(Monica goes to change.)Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Hey, Paul!Paul:Paul:Paul:Paul:Yeah?Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Heres a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spotover and over and over ag

41、ain until it starts to get a little red.Monica:Monica:Monica:Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: So Rachel, whatre you, uh. whatre you up to tonight?Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, sonothing!Ross:Ross:R

42、oss:Ross: Right, youre not even getting your honeymoon, God. No, no, although, Aruba,this time of year. talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards. Anyway, if you dont feellike being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put togethermy new furniture.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chand

43、ler: (deadpan) Yes, and were very excited about it.Rachel:Rachel:Rachel:Rachel: Well actually thanks, butIthink Im just gonna hang out here tonight.Itsbeen kinda a long day.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: Okay, sure.乔伊,少趁虚而入了， 今天是她大喜的日子。什么？有规定不能吗？别再这样，声音很刺耳。我是保罗。天啊，6:30了吗？让他进来！保罗是谁？调酒的那个保罗？或许吧。等等,你今晚该不是真的要和调酒的

44、那个保罗约会吧？他终于开口约你了？对。终于被你等到了。瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。不用了，你去吧，我不会有事的。罗斯，你没事吧。你要我留下来吗？那样最好真的吗？- 假的，去吧！是保罗，调酒师耶！什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的，还是评酒的？请进！ 保罗，这位是各位，各位，他就是保罗。保罗调酒大师。抱歉，我没听清楚你名字。保罗，是吗？我马上就好，我去，去神魂恍惚啦？换衣服！请坐，两秒钟。我刚拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。嗨，保罗！嗯，有何指教？一个小秘密，莫妮卡其实就喜欢这样，你摩擦她脖子的同一个地方，反反复复，直到那里开始有点发红。乔伊你给我闭嘴！瑞秋，你打算如何渡过今晚？我应该在前往阿鲁巴渡蜜月的途中， 因此

45、没了！我懂，你没去渡蜜月。虽然阿鲁巴在此时有很多大蜥蜴， 如果你今晚不想独处， 乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿帮我组合新家俱，对，我们都相当兴奋。右脑王英语学习机 一个月学不会英语 无效退款 Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: Oh,Iwish I could, but I dont want to.Commercial BreakScene: The Subway, Phoebeis singing for change.Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe:Phoebe: (s

46、inging) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art,but your love oh your love, your love.is like a giant pigeon.crapping on myheart.La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you.(sings) La-la-la-la.ohhh!Scene: Rosss Apartment, the guys are there asse

47、mbling furniture.Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) Im supposed to attach a brackety thingto the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing,Isee no whim guys whatsoever and-Icannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling

48、 thebookcase.)Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Im thinking weve got a bookcase here.Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: Its a beautiful thing.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: (picking up a leftover part) Whats this?Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Wh

49、ich goes where?Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey:Joey:Joey:Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler:Chandler:Chandler:Chandler: All finished!Ross:Ross:Ross:Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carols favorite beer. She alwaysd