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1、2021关于英语笑话小作文精选关于抽烟的英语笑话笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。下面是小编带来的关于英语笑话小作文，欢迎阅读!关于英语笑话小作文篇一The Cemetery Shortcut 为抄近路走墓地Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided1 to take a shortcut2through the cemetery3 just for laughs.Right in the middle of the cemetery they were

2、 startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty4 shadows.Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel5, chipping away at one of the headstones."Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching6 his breath, "You scared us half to death - we thought y

3、ou were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?""Those fools!" the old man grumbled7. "They misspelled my name!"万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的“答、答、答”声惊吓到了。正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口气说，&ld

4、quo;你把我们吓得半死啊，我们还以为遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在这里做什么?”“那帮白痴!”老头抱怨道，“他们把我名字拼错啦!”关于英语笑话小作文篇二A very simple operation 一个简单的手术A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard the nurse say,

5、'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'""She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?""She was talking to the damn1 doctor!"一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。“发生了什么?”有人问他。男士回答道：“我听见护

6、士说，‘这只是一个简单的手术。不用担心，我相信不会出问题的。’”“她这样做是想让你感到安心啊，有什么好害怕的?”“可她是在对那该死的手术医生说!”关于英语笑话小作文篇三The Effectiveness of Advertisement 广告的效力Some businessmen were talking about advertising1 on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of

7、view.At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. Grey was a car dealer2 and he had once made an advertisement."What are you talking about?" Mr. Grey asked."Does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked."Oh, yes, it works very fast," Mr. Grey said. " I once ad

8、vertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100.""Did you get the dog back?""No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广告。他们中没有人做过，所以每个人都有自己的想法。此时，格雷先生进来了。格雷是一个汽车经销商，他曾经做过一次广告。“你们在讨论什么?”格雷先生问。“广告有用不?”其中一位商人问。“噢，

9、有用，而且见效非常快。”格雷先生说，“我曾经发布了一条广告，要招聘一个值班员，报酬是100美金。”“你招聘到人了吗?”“没，但是那个晚上我的三辆车被偷走了。”关于英语笑话小作文篇四The smartest dog 聪明的狗A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment1 for a while."I can har

10、dly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.""Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."某人去朋友家拜访，发现朋友竟然在跟自家的狗下象棋，大为错愕。他旁观了一会儿，当时就震惊了。“我简直不敢相信!”他大叫，“我从没见过那么聪明的狗!”“哪里聪明了，”朋友回答，“五局中我赢了三局呢!”看了“关于英语笑话小作文”的人还看了：1.英语笑话小作文2.关于英文笑话小短文七篇3.关于英语笑话小作文阅读4.经典英语笑话小作文阅读5.超级搞笑英语笑话小短文第 5 页 共 5 页