两人英语搞笑对话.docx

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1、两人英语搞笑对话多浏览一些有趣的英语对话，能激起我们浏览英语的兴趣，进而提高英语的浏览能力，今天学习啦我在这里为大家共享一些两人英语搞笑对话，欢迎大家浏览!两人搞笑英语对话篇一男:Hello,ImBen.MayIaskyousomequestions?女:Sure.男:Whatisyourfathersname?女:Happy!男:Then,Whatisyourmothersname?女:Smile!男:Areyoujoking?女:No!Thatsmysister!IamKidding.Bytheway,areyouacensusstaff?男:Ofcoursenot.女:Goahead.男

2、:OK.YournameisKidding.Kidding,Imgoingtostartaband.Willyoujoinus?女:Sure,Ben.Idlovetobeinaband男:OK,good.Whichinstrumentdoyouplay?Iheardthatyoucanplaypianoverywell.女:Piano?Idontplayaninstrumentactually.男:Whatareyougoodat?女:Ising.Ilikemusicwithgreatlyrics.男:SodoI.Whoelsedoyouthinkcanjoinus?女:Well,Daveis

3、supposedtobeagoodone.男:Really?Whatdoeshelike?女:Heprefersquietmusic.男:Good.HowaboutHarry?Heplaystheguitar,doesnthe?女:Yes,butHarrylovesloudmusicsuchasdisco.男:ThatsOK.Ioftengotodiscowithmyfriends.女:Youmeanwecanplaybothloudmusicandquietmusic?男:Whynot?女:Whatkindofmusicstyledoyouprefer,Ben?男:Oh,Ilikemusic

4、thatIcandanceto.Butwehaveoneproblemwithourband女:whatisit?男:ImnotamusicianandIcantsing.女:Areyoujoking?男:No,thatsyoursistersname.JustnowIwaskidding.女:Well,thatmakessense?!两人搞笑英语对话篇二Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.Look,saidtheelderbrother.Hownicethesepaintingsare!Yes,sai

5、dtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereisTheelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.IWasntListeningMotheraskedherlittledaughterwhowasreadingabook.Whatareyoureading,dear?Idontknow.thelittlegirlanswered.Youdontknow?Butyouwerereadingaloud,soyoumustknow.Iwasreadin

6、galoud,mummy,butiwasntlistening,explainedthechild.两人搞笑英语对话篇三IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,Whathappened?伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，发生了什么事?Akidbitme,repliedIvan.一个男孩咬了我一口，伊凡讲。Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?askedhismother.再见到他你能认出来吗?妈妈问。Idknowhimanywhere,saidIva

7、n.Ihavehisearinmypocket.他走到哪里我都能认出他，伊凡讲。他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。两人搞笑英语对话篇四hewon他赢了tommy:howisyourlittlebrother,johnny?汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?johnny:heisillinbed.hehurthimself.约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。tommy:thatstoobad.howdidthathappen?汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?johnny:weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。猜你喜欢：1.英语情景对话大全两人2.两人对话搞笑英语对话3.英语对话短文两人诙谐4.两人英语搞笑对话5.有关两人搞笑英语对话大全6.经典搞笑英语对话