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1、最新关于英文短笑话爆笑精选 小笑话 短一点爆笑笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。下面是小编带来的关于爆笑英文短笑话，欢迎阅读!关于爆笑英文短笑话篇一Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。关于爆笑英文短笑话篇二In an entrance examination of a c

2、onservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?""To be deaf," replied the boy."Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily."Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?&quo

3、t; the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?""耳聋，"男孩答道。"胡说!"老师气愤地说。"怎么了，先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?"男孩轻蔑地反问道。关于爆笑英文短笑话篇三A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you hav

4、ing troubles with your wife?"The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."Bartender: "That should make you happy."The man: "No, the month is up today!"一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"男人："我们吵了一架，她说

5、一个月都不跟我说话。"酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"关于爆笑英文短笑话篇四Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE. I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD.&qu

6、ot;His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"2个男孩与祖父母一起过夜，他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。弟弟声嘶力竭地祈祷: "我祈求一辆自行车，一张新DVD……"哥哥用肘轻推他: "你为什么大喊着祈祷?上帝又不聋。"弟弟答道:&qu

7、ot;上帝是不聋，但是奶奶聋。"12 A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!""No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣，便开车上前，说："靠边停车(套头衫)!""不，" 她回答，"是一双袜子!"关于爆笑英文短笑话篇五A man will

8、pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.男人想要的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，他也会买;而对于女人，即使是不想要的东西，要是值2块钱却只卖1块，她也会买。7 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first t

9、ime. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm.How much for a season pass?"女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。"不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么?"这时人群中一个男同学问道，"那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?"看了“关于爆笑英文短笑话”的人还看了：1.精选关于英语的爆笑笑话2.关于英语幽默短笑话精选3.关于短的英语笑话精选4.爆笑英文笑话小短文精选5.2016英文爆笑短笑话大全第 5 页 共 5 页