2022又短又好笑的英语笑话.docx
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1、2022又短又好笑的英语笑话又短又好笑的英语笑话总是有些时候稀里糊涂的不快乐,心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态,你会这样么?这里我收集整理了又短又好笑的英语笑话,让你的心情速速好起来。又短又好笑的英语笑话一:The cowboy without a horseA cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of / When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.He
2、comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.No one answered."I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back o
3、utside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"Some of the locals shifted restlessly.He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and starte.又短又好笑的英语笑话二:How To Deal with a
4、DobermanA highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, 'Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?'A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the s
5、eams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, 'It's my dog. Why?''Well,' squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, 'I believe my dog just killed it, sir.''What?' roared the big man in disbelief. 'What in the hell ki
6、nd of dog do you have?''Sir,' answered the little man, 'It's a four week old puppy.''Bull!' roared the biker, 'How could your puppy kill my Doberman?''It appears that he choked on it, sir.'又短又好笑的英语笑话三:Who is Stupid?A teacher was trying to make use of h
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