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1、精品文档有关幽默的英语演讲稿有关幽默的英语演讲稿 good morning teachers and fellow students. todaywe would like to introduce a few favorite books to you. my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is adiary written by an italian boy enrico. the diary isabout his life and study. it included various touchingstories that happe

2、ned around enrico, the mottos taughtby his parents, as well as the wonderful ten “monthly”stories told by his teacher during the class. every wordin the chapter describes the word “love”. frompatriotism to friendship, and to the love betweenparents and child - really touching. this novel taught me h

3、ow to love, and how to learnfrom love. i really like this book very much. how aboutyou? what is your favorite book? my favorite book is . have you read it before? oh, i haven t read this book before. what is itabout? well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintainedher noble character after the bank

4、ruptcy of her father.the story is happy ending. can you tell us why you love this book so much?20161 1 / 2424精品文档 sure. it is because the story taught us to be braveand to face the challenges and difficulties withcourage. i am deeply impressedby the strength andperseverance of the little princess in

5、 the story. i havedecided to learn from her from now on. oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot waitto read this book as well.幽默英语演讲稿二： 初中幽默英语演讲稿 （1235 字） mattand his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingyand hated spending money. one day a fair came to thenearby town. “lets go to t

6、he fair, matt,” his wife said. “wehavent been anywhere for a long time.” matt thought about this for a while. he knew hewould have to spend money at the fair. at last he said,“all right, but im not going to spend much money.well look at things, but we won t buy anything. “ they went to the fair and

7、looked at all the thingsto buy. there were many things matt s wife wanted tobuy, but he would not let her spend any money. then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.“fun flights!” the notice said, “ $ 10 for 1020162 2 / 2424精品文档minutes. matt had never been in an airplane and he wantedto go

8、on a fun flight. however, he didnt want to haveto pay for his wife, as well. “ive only got $ 10, “ he told the pilot. “canmy wife come with me for free?” the pilot wasntselling many tickets, so he said, “ill make a bargainwith you. if your wife doesnt scream or shout, shecan have a free flight.” mat

9、t agreed, and got into the small airplane withhis wife. the pilot took off and made his airplane do allkinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down. when the plane landed, the pilot said, “0. k. yourwife didnt make a sound. she can have her ride free.” “thank you,” matt said. “it wasn t

10、easy for her,you know, especially when she fell out.”幽默英语演讲稿三： 幽默英语演讲稿 （754 字） a helpinghand a man who lived in a block of apartments thoughtit was raining and put his head out the window to check.as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.20163 3 / 2424精品文档 he looked up to see where it came from i

11、n time tosee a young woman looking down. “is this yours?” he asked. she said, “yes, could you bring it up?” and theman agreed.on arrival she was profuse in her thanks andoffered the man a drink. as she was very attractive heagreed. shortly afterwards she said, “im about tohave dinner. theres plenty.

12、 would you like to joinme?” he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed alovely meal. as the evening was drawing to a close thelady said, “ive had a marvelous evening. would youlike to stay the night?” the man hesitated then said, “do you act like thiswith every man you meet?” “no,” she replied,

13、“only those who catch myeye.”有关幽默的英语演讲稿 篇 2 love your mother爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?20164 4 / 2424精品文档你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because i”m a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他. i don”t understand, he said.我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but that”s .妈妈

14、拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系. later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad couldsay.所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的. the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,

15、他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finally he put in a call to god and when god got20165 5 / 2424精品文档back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝 ,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered.上帝回答: when i made woman, i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the worl

16、d, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort.当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,20166 6 / 2424精品文档甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的

17、孩子. i gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sicknessand fatigue without complaining.我给她顽强,让她能够不#url#断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. i gave her the sensitivity to love her childrenunder

18、any and all circumstances. even when her childhas hurt her badly. she has the very special power to make a child”sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager”sanxieties and fears.我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候.她用那特别的力量， 让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧.20167 7 / 2424精品文档i gave her strength to ca

19、re for her husband,despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect hisheart.我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏. i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband neverhurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths andher resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.我给她智慧， 让她知道一个好丈夫永

20、远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心. for all of this hard work, i also gave her a tear to shed. it is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness. when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she doesfor everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her

21、 heart feelgood.20168 8 / 2424精品文档因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处.当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰. she is special! please send this to women you know, and those withmothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的!请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命

22、里的人. but, also send this to men so they will understandabout what a wonderful thing a woman is. each day is a mountain that must be climbed; withcourage each step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物.20169 9 / 2424精品文档每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松. love your mother always永远爱你的母亲， and keep h

23、er smiling并且使她微笑常在有关幽默的英语演讲稿 篇 3 1 初中幽默英语演讲稿 one of the most popular hobbies among people isreading books. more and more people spend their sparetime in reading the books they are interested in. there are so many books in the world that it isimpossible for any one to read all of them, even if hespen

24、ds his whole life in reading. before we startreading, we should find out whether it is valuable forus to read. reading good books is one of the greatest pleasuresin life. it can enrich our knowledge. it makes us learnlots of things we did not previously know. we can beaware of what had happened in t

25、he past as well as whatis happening in the present time. the more books we read,the more knowledge we get. no matter how much education20161010 / 2424精品文档we receive or how much expensive we have, we can notbecome a full man unless we keep reading. reading bad books will lead you to a wrong way andpr

26、events you from progressing. its worse than readingnothing. so we know how important it is to read goodbooks. book can be read at random time if you have leisure,and there never be a time limitation. also, you can reada book to achieve a more really history. through a book,you can communicate with i

27、ts author without otherstransmission. all these rarely can be easily achievedby a television. furthermore, book is a treasure that has developedcenturies. as we know when written language appeared,human beings became use it to record their lives, andthis action leaves us a lot of historic precious m

28、ineral.we can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can alsobe taught lessons. i love book from my heart, form booki know how to communicate with others, and i learn myhomeland is the place i love best, and also i know myparents are the very individuals who i love through mylife. what about the tel

29、evision? television, sometimes,20161111 / 2424精品文档show violence, se-x, drugs beyond our choice.2 初中幽默英语演讲稿 matt and his wife lived in thecountry. matt was very stingy and hated spending money.one day a fair came to the nearby town. “lets go to the fair, matt,” his wife said. “wehavent been anywhere

30、for a long time.” matt thought about this for a while. he knew hewould have to spend money at the fair. at last he said,“all right, but im not going to spend much money.well look at things, but we won t buy anything. “ they went to the fair and looked at all the thingsto buy. there were many things

31、matt s wife wanted tobuy, but he would not let her spend any money. then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane. “fun flights!” the notice said, “ $ 10 for10 minutes. matt had never been in an airplane and he wantedto go on a fun flight. however, he didnt want to haveto pay for his wife, as w

32、ell.“i ve only got $ 10, “ he told the pilot. “canmy wife come with me for free?” the pilot wasntselling many tickets, so he said, “ill make a bargain20161212 / 2424精品文档with you. if your wife doesnt scream or shout, shecan have a free flight.” matt agreed, and got into the small airplane withhis wif

33、e. the pilot took off and made his airplane do allkinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down. when the plane landed, the pilot said, “0. k. yourwife didnt make a sound. she can have her ride free.” “thank you,” matt said. “it wasn t easy for her,you know, especially when she fell out.”

34、4 初中幽默英语演讲稿 a minute does farm work, aminute harvest a minute does farm work, a minute harvest! so longas usually is unceasing diligently and the unceasingaccumulation, when test certainly can paat one fellswoop, does not have the pain paying, has how possiblyhas harvests?as the saying goes that, th

35、e study is thelamp, the endeavor is the oil, must think the lamp isbright, must refuel. hits a inappropriate analogy in,is diligent is just like diligently military practicesnarrow and small to say yi jinjing : regardleof howclumsymethod,solongasmatchesbydiligently20161313 / 2424精品文档diligently, sure

36、ly may decayed be mysterious , thusobtains the considerable result, therefore i alwaysbelieved,thestudyisfirstmustbediligentdefinitely, any side buddhist-nature, 策 略 性thething left has been diligent without knowing where to beginmentions. did not have inadequately to recognize is studiesin the proce

37、indeed to have some 技巧性 thing, theheaven all has indeed prepared set of beststudiesmethods and the strategy for each people, only our verymany people had not found these skills, the method, thestrategy. the knowledge, the knowledge, partly depending onstudy, one partly depends on asked. this is a tr

38、uthabsolutely. is for gain admission to a good universityin the high school three years, but and is said thestudent does not have the free development completelythe space, so long as under student or have the planin parents instruction to arrange own study and the life,plans own extra-curricular dev

39、elopment, this also isthe study strategy.20161414 / 2424精品文档 how regardleof the environment, a minute does dofarm work, aminute harvest, the only diligent rest, thestriving to improve upward person only then cannotfinally succeed!一分耕耘，一分收获一分耕耘，一分收获!只要平时不断的努力和不断的积累，在考试时就一定能一举通过，没有辛劳的付出，有怎么可能有收获呢?俗话说：

40、 学习是灯，努力是油，要想灯亮，必须加油。打个不恰当的比喻，勤奋努力就好比练习武狭小说里的易筋经 ：无论多么笨拙的方法，只要配以努力勤奋，就必定可以 化腐朽为神奇 ，从而取得可观的成绩，所以我始终认为，学习是第一要决是勤奋，任何方法性、策略性的东西离开了勤奋就无从谈起。不得不成认是学习过程中的确存在一些技巧性的东西，上苍的确为每个人都准备了一套最佳的学习方法和策略，只不过我们很多人没有找到这些技巧、方法、策略而已。学问、学问，半靠学，一半靠问。最全3 分钟初中英语演讲稿精选 3 篇演讲稿这绝对是真理。在高中三年就是为了考一个好的大学，但并是说学生完全没有自由发展的空间，只要学生自己或在父母的指

41、导下有计划地安排自己的学习20161515 / 2424精品文档和生活，规划自己的业余发展，这也是学习的策略。无论环境怎样， 一分耕耘，一分收获， 唯勤奋不息、自强向上之人方能最后成功!有关幽默的英语演讲稿 篇 4初中幽默英语演讲稿篇 1 matt and his wife livedin the country. matt was very stingy and hated spendingmoney. one day a fair came to the nearby town. “lets go to the fair, matt,” his wife said. “wehavent b

42、een anywhere for a long time.” matt thought about this for a while. he knew hewould have to spend money at the fair. at last he said,“all right, but im not going to spend much money.well look at things, but we won t buy anything. “ they went to the fair and looked at all the thingsto buy. there were

43、 many things matt s wife wanted tobuy, but he would not let her spend any money. then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane. “fun flights!” the notice said, “ $ 10 for 10minutes. matt had never been in an airplane and he wantedto go on a fun flight. however, he didnt want to haveto pay for h

44、is wife, as well.20161616 / 2424精品文档 “ive only got $ 10, “ he told the pilot. “canmy wife come with me for free?” the pilot wasntselling many tickets, so he said, “ill make a bargainwith you. if your wife doesnt scream or shout, shecan have a free flight.” matt agreed, and got into the small airplan

45、e withhis wife. the pilot took off and made his airplane do allkinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down. when the plane landed, the pilot said, “0. k. yourwife didnt make a sound. she can have her ride free.” “thank you,” matt said. “it wasn t easy for her,you know, especially when s

46、he fell out.”初中幽默英语演讲稿篇 2 love your mother爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. “because im a woman,” she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他. “i dont understand,” he said.我不明白.他回答 his mom just hugged him and said,20161717 / 2424精品文档 “and you never will, but thats “.妈妈拥抱了他说,”你永远也不会明

47、白,但没关系.” later the little boy asked his father, “why does mom seem to cry for no reason?”.后来小男孩问他的父亲”妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?” “all women cry for no reason,” was all his dadcould say. “所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣”,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的. the little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然

48、奇怪妈妈为什么哭. finally he put in a call to god and when god gotback to him, he asked “god, why do women cry soeasily?”最后他把这件事祷告给上帝 ,他问”上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?” god answered.上帝回答: “when i made woman,20161818 / 2424精品文档 i decided she had to be special. i made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the wo

49、rld, yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort. “当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人. i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come even from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子. i gave her

50、 a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends,evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,through20161919 / 2424精品文档sickneand fatigue without complaining.我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言. i gave her the sensitivity to love her childrenunder any and al