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1、2022英文的辞职报告关于英文的辞职报告六篇在公司呆了一段时间后,我们可能会觉得自己并不适合现有工作岗位,那么就会向领导提出辞职。那么辞职报告有什么格式呢?下面是我收集整理的英文的辞职报告6篇,仅供参考,希望能够帮助到大家。英文的辞职报告 篇1Dear xxx,as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges ab
2、ove the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i
3、 do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand
4、 the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be jus
5、t as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you a
6、ctually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.since this
7、situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt
8、 me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years.
9、 if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your m
10、others birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and k
11、ept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation.thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw w
12、ith your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!wishing you a grand and glorious day.英文的辞职报告 篇2dear friends of * beijing team,i am so sorry to offer my departure to you all but i have to. the title of this email produced an extraordinary sequence of mental
13、images. vivid memories came flooding back of all the good old days with you for the past one year and a half here since my enrolment. all those re-awoke in my mind as i recalled the laughter, the challenge, as i recalled all the fortune garnered for my lifemy sincerest appreciation to the managerial
14、 team: w, s, j and v- it is indeed my honour to stay with you professionals for the past 1.5 years. your continuous guidance, help and encouragement do not only lead me gradually stepping into headhunting area, broadening my vision, but deliver to me principles on how to work better, live better, an
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