2022年关于英文的辞职报告范文锦集五篇.docx
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1、2022年关于英文的辞职报告范文锦集五篇关于英文的辞职报告范文锦集五篇随着个人的文明素养不断提升,须要运用报告的状况越来越多,我们在写报告的时候要留意语言要精确、简洁。信任很多人会觉得报告很难写吧,以下是我收集整理的英文的辞职报告5篇,希望对大家有所帮助。英文的辞职报告 篇1Dear xxx,as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellec
2、t that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance
3、 of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attem
4、pt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure
5、this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, bu
6、t now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert princ
7、iple.since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you
8、 can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the
9、last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pi
10、ctures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have b
11、een copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation.thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the publi
12、c. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!wishing you a grand and glorious day.英文的辞职报告 篇2dear mr.please accept my resignation as associate chemist at the gert institute. i plan to leave my job here on september 30, 19, taking a few day
13、s of annual leave just prior to that effective date. as you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas industry. therefore, ive accepted a position with fury refining, inc., that should put me back in touch with my “first love.” although im eager to accept the challenges in this new posit
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