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1、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.-author-date老友记中英文对照剧本精编版-(第一季第15集)老友记中英文对照剧本精编版-(第一季第15集)老友记中英文对照剧本精编版 第一季第15集115 The One With the Stoned Guy115 The One With the Stoned GuyScene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and M

2、onica their drinks.Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)Joey: Thank you.Rachel: (to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.) Ross: Grazie.Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?Rachel: Yeah?Monica: Why does my cinamon stick

3、have an eraser?Rachel: Oh! Thats why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) Im sorry!(She takes the pencil out of Monicas coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)Opening CreditsScene: Chandlers job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while ta

4、king a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.Woman: Chandler.Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. Youre looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.Chandler

5、: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandlers coming and

6、 he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know.(Chandler comes in.)Chandler: Hey!All: Hey!Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.Ross: Whats going on?All: What is it?Chandler: So, its a typical day at work. Im inputting my numbers,

7、and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.All: Thats great!Chandler: So. I quit.All: Why?Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!Monica: Yeah, Chandler. youve been there for five years.Chandler: If I took this promotion, itd be like admittin

8、g that this is what I actually do.Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?Chandler: It doesnt matter. I just dont want to be one of those guys thats in his office until twelve oclock at night worrying about the WENUS.(Everyone looks at him, confused.)Rachel: . the WENUS?Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usa

9、ge Systems. A processing term.Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh. That WENUS.Joey: So whatre you going to do?Chandler: I dont know. Thats the thing. I dont know what I want to do. I just know Im not going to figure it out working there.Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client. S

10、teve? (pause) Anyway, hes opening up a restaurant and hes looking for a head chef.Monica: (taps Phoebe on her shoulder) Um. hi there.Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. Youre a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandlers the one who needs a job

11、right now, so.Chandler: Yeah. I just dont have that much cheffing experience. Unless its an all-toast restaurant.Phoebe: (to Monicas tapping) Yeah, yeah! Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?Phoebe: Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so hes looking for someone who can, you know, creat

12、e the entire menu.Monica: (excited) Oh my God!Phoebe: Yeah, I know! (turns to Chandler) So, what do you think?Chandler: Thanks, Phoebe. But I just dont really see myself in a big white hat.Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.Chandler

13、: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?Rachel: No. But dont worry, Im sure theyre still there.Phoebe: Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the a-gogo.Rachel: Career counselor?Chandler: Hey, y

14、ou guys all know what you want to do.Rachel: I dont!Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I dont have a dream.Ross: Ah, the lesser-known I dont have a dream speech.(Monica enters, excited.)Monica: Oh, I love my life, I lov

15、e my life!Phoebe: Ooh! Brians Song!Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurants going to be. Its this, its this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bear

16、s?Monica: So anyway, Im cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can ooh and ahh and make yummy noises.Rachel: What are you going to make?Phoebe: (as though Rachel wasnt paying att

17、ention) Yummy noises.Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?Monica: I dont know. I dont know. Its just going to be so great!Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing. you know, with

18、the stuff? (Monica doesnt know.) You know, that thing. with the stuff.? OK, I dont know. (sits down)Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?Joey: How about Tonys? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, its free.Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if youre

19、 not dating a puma?Chandler: Who are you going out with?Phoebe: Oh, is this the bug lady?Rachel: (trying to sound like a bug) Bzzzz. I love you, Ross.Ross: Her name is Celia. Shes not a bug lady. Shes curator of insects at the museum.Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?Ross: Oh, I just thought

20、we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and Id introduce her to my monkey.Chandler: And hes not speaking metaphorically.Joey: (aside to Ross) So. back to your place.you thinking, maybe. (gestures with hands, back and forth) huh-huh?Ross: Well, I dont know. (gestures) huh

21、-huh. but Im hoping (gestures) huh-huh.Joey: Im telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! Shes going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and itll seal the deal.Scene: Rosss apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celias hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.Ross: Celia, dont worr

22、y! Dont scream! Hes not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel.Celia: I cant stand this! Hes got his claws in my.Ross: Alright. (lifts Marcel away)Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.Monica: (

23、to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.Joey: (tasting) Mmmm. Good.Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?Joey: Its creamier.Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?Joey: I dont know. Were talking about whipped fish, Monica. Im just happy Im keeping it down, yknow?(Chandler kicks the door closed,

24、angrily. His clothes are askew, he looks beat.)Rachel: My God! What happened to you?Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests. and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large

25、multinational corporation.Phoebe: Thats so great! Cause you already know how to do that!Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, dont I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something.something.Rachel: (comes up and rubs him on the c

26、hest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know. oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe thisll cheer you up.Chandler: Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so Id better split this with you.Monica: Its supposed to be tha

27、t small. Its a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche. Chandler: (tastes it) Well. it is amouz-ing.(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight oclock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?. (Listens) OK, great. (Listen

28、s) All right, Ill see you then. Bye. (hangs up)Phoebe: Ten dollars an hour for what?Monica: Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if shed help me out.Rachel: (hurt) Waitressing?Joey: Uh-oh.Monica: Well. of course I thought of you! But. but.Rachel: But, but?Monica: But, you see, its just. this ni

29、ght has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendys more of a. professional waitress.Rachel: Oh! I see. And Ive sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.Chandler: You know, I dont mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in 76. (dead silence) Amouz-

30、bouche? (holds out tray)Scene: Ross apartment, Girl, Youll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.Celia: Talk to me.Ross: OK. um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning.Celia: No no no. Talk. dirty.Ros

31、s: (embarrassed) Wha. what, here?Celia: Yes.Ross: Ah.Celia: Say something. hot.Ross: (panicked) Er. um. Celia: What?Ross: Um. uh. vulva.Commercial BreakScene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.Joey: (in disbelief) Vulva?Ross: Alright, I panicked, alrigh

32、t? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasnt a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa! You cuddled? How many times?Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just. I dont think Im the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?Joey: Whats the big deal? You just say what you want to do to

33、 her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. Ill tell you what. Just try something on me.Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what youd like to be doing right now.Ross: OK. (closes ey

34、es) Im in my apartment.Joey: .yeah. what else?Ross: Thats it. Im in my apartment, youre not there, were not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)Joey: (walks to catch up to him) Alright, look, Ill start, OK?Ross: Joey, please.Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low v

35、oice) Oh. Ross. you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.Ross: (impressed) Wow.Joey: Alright, now you say something.Ross: I. ahem. I really dont think so.Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?Ross: Yeah.Joey: You want to see her again, right?Ross: Sure.Joey: Well if you cant talk dirty to m

36、e, howre you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!Ross: OK, turn around. (Joey looks taken aback) I just dont want you staring at me when Im doing this.Joey: (turning around) Alright, alright. Im around. Go ahead.Ross: Ahem. I want. OK, I want to. feel your. hot, soft s

37、kin with my lips.Joey: There you go! Keep going. Keep going!Ross: I, er.(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they dont notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)Ross: I want to take my tongue. and.

38、 (Chandler is completely astounded.)Ross: .and.Joey: Say it. say it!Ross: .run it all over your body until youre. trembling with. with.(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to s

39、ee Chandler staring at them.)Chandler: (smiling).with?Ross: (rushing to explain) Funny story!Joey: Youre not going to believe this!Chandler: Its OK. Its OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.Joey: Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again.Chand

40、ler: Again?Joey: And again, and again, and again. (phone rings, he answers) Hello? (hands phone to Chandler) And again.Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! Hows life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, its a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home,

41、you know? (Listens) Well, thats very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isnt about the money. I need something thats more than a job. I need something I can really care about. (Listens) And thats on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al. Im not playing ha

42、rdball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! Im telling you, youve got the wrong guy! Youve got the wrong guy! (Listens) Ill see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)Scene: Chandlers new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.Chandle

43、r: Well?Phoebe: (excited) Wow! Its huge! Its so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.Chandler: Look at this! (he opens the curtain to a view of New York City)Phoebe: Oh! You have a window!Chandler: Yes indeedy! (they look outside) With a beautiful view of.Phoebe: Oh look! That guys peein

44、g!Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, thats enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.Phoebe: (sitting) OK.Chandler: This is great! (he presses a button on his intercom) Helen, could you come in here for a moment? (An unamused woman walks into the office.)Chandler: Than

45、k you Helen, thatll be all.(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!

46、 (hangs up)Rachel: Who was that?Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.Rachel: Oh. thats too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)Monica: Ten dollars an hour.Rachel: No.Monica: Twelve dollars an hour.Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but Ive made plans to walk around.Monica: You know, Rachel,

47、 when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you. (Rachel isnt buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.Rachel: Done.Scene: Monica and Rachels, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).Rachel: