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1、最新【关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读】 英语笑话大全 爆笑笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们长久以来所喜爱。而人们对笑话的热衷与喜爱也促使人们在开怀捧腹的同时对笑话为何能够使人发笑这一问题进行思考。下面是小编带来的关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读，欢迎阅读!关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读篇一知音After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband

2、 took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.我的几个朋友到达纽约机场时，好一阵子的工夫都没能找到人搬运行李。正在绝望之际，我丈夫掏出了一张五美元的纸币在空中向人群挥动。In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."很快，一个高个子来到了他的身边，“先生，”那搬运工说:&l

3、dquo;您传递信息的水平太高了。”关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读篇二在珍珠港受伤While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.在夏威夷岛度假时，我参观了二战纪念馆。这

4、个馆建在战争中被打沉的美军战舰Arizona号上，以纪念那些在珍珠港战斗中死亡的将士们。参观完上岸时，我在台阶上滑了一跤，把拇指划破了。Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I' d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor."回到家后，我的拇

5、指仍然没有愈合。于是，我预约了大夫。去看大夫时，我需要说清受伤的原因。我觉得要想把话说清楚必须要从头讲起，于是我这样开了头:“在珍珠港，我受了伤……，" Well，”the nurse interrupted.“It took you long enough to report it !"“噢，”护士打断了我的话说，“怎气过了这么多年，你才把它说出来?”关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读篇三为母亲约会When the young waitress in the cafe i

6、n my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.在我工作的大楼里有间咖啡馆，那儿的女招待每天见到我都向我打招呼。我因此受宠若惊。要知道她至少要比我小15岁。One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"有一天，她见到我后，朝我招手示意让我过去。于是，我便走了过去。她问我，“你现在是单

7、身吗?”Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.“对，是单身。”我满脸堆笑地说。" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"“我母亲也是，”她说:“你愿意不愿意见见她。”关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读篇四没有反应My mother and I returned to my parent's house late one evening to find

8、 my father，my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep. Mom had forgotten her house keys，so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car-horn aroused the neighbors but no

9、one at our house.有一天晚上，我和妈妈回来得很晚。我们发现爸爸、上大学的哥哥、十岁的弟弟都睡觉了。可是妈妈却忘记带钥匙了。于是，我们就大声地叫门。先是在前门叫，然后又跑到后门去叫，到旁门叫，都没动静。我们大声地喊爸爸的名字，按汽车喇叭，邻居都被吵醒了，但是家里仍无人回答。We drove into town and phoned home, waking Steven.When we got back，he let us in. Dad was in bed，snoring，with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off.

10、没办法，我们只好开车进城，从城里往家打电话，这才叫起了哥哥斯蒂文。回家后，他给我们开了门。爸爸在床上鼾声如雷，电视机开着。妈妈轻轻地把它关上。爸爸立刻醒来。“别关电视，”他说:“我在看呢。”Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off,"he said. "I'm watching it !"关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读篇五受骗While traveling in Maine，I stopped in a coastal village to mail a bi

11、rthday card. According to the pickup schedule on the box outside the tiny post office，I had missed the daily mail truck by five minutes. I went inside to ask about it.在缅因旅行时，我来到一个海边的小村庄寄一张生日卡。从小邮局外边的信筒上所写的时间看，刚好在五分钟前邮车从这里把信取走了。我急忙奔进邮局，询问这一情况，“别着急，信件要到下午才被取走呢。”女邮递员很正经地说。"Don't wo

12、rry. Mail doesn't go out until later this afternoon,"the postmistress said in a no-nonsense tone.“可是外面的邮筒上明明写着取信的时间是上午八点半。”我说道。“But the sign on the box says that it's picked up at 8:30 in the morning,"I said.“噢，”她解释道:“那是我每天从那里取出把它们拿到这里的时间。”"That's when I pick up the mail from the box and bring it in here，"she explained.看了“关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读”的人还看了：1.笑得停不下来的英文笑话2.让人笑到受不了的英语笑话3.让人笑不停的英语笑话4.令人喷饭的经典英语笑话5.超好笑的英语幽默笑话推荐访问:英语笑话关于爆笑的英语笑话的阅读英语小笑话爆笑 第 6 页 共 6 页