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1、第二十一集Mother,just once, can we go to lunch. 妈妈 ,能不能就那么一次,我们一起吃饭时.and not talk about what Im wearing or where my career is going? 你不要谈论我的衣着和我的工作Or who Im dating. 包括我和谁约会-Ready for the check? -God,yes. -准备好买单了? -天哪 ,是的-Ill take it. -No,darling. -我来吧 . -不,亲爱的I said Ill take it. Here,take it. Go. Run. 我说

2、了我来 .这里 ,拿着 ,走 ,跑Very sweet. 真甜蜜啊-And on what they pay you -Career. -他们到底为什么给你工钱. -工作You dont have to worry about me. Im doing fine. 你不用担忧我 .我做的很好Im afraid this has been denied. 我想这张卡被禁用了Thats impossible. 这不可能Thats all right,dear. Here you go. 好吧 ,亲爱的 ,用这张吧The One With The Fake Monica 六人行第 1 季 第 21

3、集 假莫妮卡Howd someone get your card number? 怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码? No idea. Look how much they spent. 我也不知道 ,你看他们花了多少钱You only have to pay for the stuff you bought. 你只须付你所买的东西Still,its just such reckless spending. 我知道 ,他真是挥霍无度When somebody steals. 我想他偷去你的信用卡时.theyve already thrown caution to the wind. 根本就已忘了王

4、法Wow“神奇拖把”Thats me. 我买的You see,when I say geek,I mean 你看 ,我说变态 ,我的意思是The hell with it,you bought a $70 mop,youre a geek. 怎么回事 ,你花了 70 块买一把拖把 ,你是个变态Oh,yuck. Ross,hes doing it again. 哦,讨厌 .罗斯 ,他又这么干了Marcel,stop humping the lamp. 马修 ,别再侵犯那盏灯了Stop humping. Now,Marcel,come Come here,Marcel. 停止侵犯 .现在 ,马修

5、,过来 ,马修Oh,no. Not in my room. Ill get him. 不,又到我房里了,我去抓它出来Youve got to do something about that. 罗斯 ,你得想方法阻止What? Its just a phase. 什么 ?这只是个阶段Well,thats what we said about Joey. 我们当时也是这么说乔伊的Youd think you would be more understanding. 你们能多给点理解吗? I know. But were not. 我明白 .可是我们不能Would you all relax? It

6、s not that big a deal. 你们冷静点行吗?这又没什么了不起-Marcel,stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. -What? -马修 ,停,坏猴子-又怎么了 ? Lets say my Curious George is no longer curious. 我只能说 ,我的好奇乔治玩偶不再好奇You are not still going over that thing. 摩妮卡 ,你还是无法释怀-This womans living my life. -What? -这女人过着我的生活-什么 ? Shes living my life, and sh

7、es doing it better than me. 她过着我的生活,而且过得比我好Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. 看,她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏She shops where Im afraid of the salespeople. 她买的衣服是我早就想买的-She spent $300 on art supplies. -Youre not an artist. -她花了三百块买艺术用品-你又不是艺术家I might be if I had the supplies. 如果有艺术用品,我或许已是个艺术

8、家I mean,I could do all this stuff. Only I dont. 我本来可以的 ,只是现在不是Oh,Monica,come on. You do cool things. 摩妮卡 ,别泄气 ,你做的工作很酷Really? Lets compare,shall we? 真的 ?我们来做比较 ,好吗 ? Oh,its so late for shall we. 现在说“好吗”有点太迟了Do I horseback ride in the park? 我到过公园骑马吗? -Do I take classes at the New School? -No. -我在新学校上

9、过课吗? -没有Shes got everything I want, and she doesnt have my mother. 她拥有我想要的一切,而且她没有我妈-How about Joey Paponi? -No,still too ethnic. -乔依帕波尼如何? -不好 ,太有种族意味了-My agent wants a more neutral name. -Joey Switzerland? -我的经纪人认为,我该取个中立一点的名字-乔伊瑞士 ? 精选学习资料 - - - - - - - - - 名师归纳总结 - - - - - - -第 1 页，共 6 页Plus,I t

10、hink it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like Im this big: 而且 ,我应该就是乔, 乔伊让我感觉这么大Which Im not. 可我不是Joe,Joe,Joe Stalin? 乔乔斯大林? Stalin. 斯大林Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. 我认识这名字吗?听得很熟悉Well,it does not ring a bell with me. 我没印象But youre more plugged into that show business thing. 但是你是深深陷在表演事业

11、之中了啊Joe Stalin. 乔斯大林You know,thats pretty good. 这名字很好You might wanna try Joseph. 或许你想试试乔瑟夫Joseph Stalin. 乔瑟夫斯大林-I think youd remember that. -Yes. -我好似记得这个名字-是的Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. “别了 ,鸟儿”乔瑟夫斯大林主演Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. “屋顶上的提琴手”中的乔瑟夫斯大林Hi. Yes,this is Monica Gel

12、ler. 对,我是摩妮卡盖勒Im taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. 我想有在你们那里上课,我想知道是哪些课Ive had a recent head injury and certain numbers 我最近头部受伤,只记得一些数字了Barbecue. Oh,did l? See,there you go. 野外烤肉 .哦 ,我应该去吗 ?好的-What are you doing? -All right,great. -你在干什么 ? -太好了 ,谢谢Great. Thanks a lot.

13、Im going to tap class. 太棒了 ,非常感谢 ,我要去上踢踏舞课To dance with the woman that stole your card? 和偷你信用卡的人一起跳踢踏? To see what she looks like. 这样你就可以知道她长什么样子Im sure her pictures up at the post office. 我可以肯定她的照片就挂在邮局里面I should get to see who she is. 我应该去看看她是何方神圣Youre kind of losing it here. This is becoming a we

14、ird obsession. 摩妮卡 ,你有点失去理智了, 你被这件事所完全操控This is madness,I tell you. 我跟你说 ,这叫做疯狂For the love of God,Monica, dont do it. 上帝保佑 ,摩妮卡别这么做Thank you. 谢谢-What do you think? -Lots of things. -你们怎么认为? -很多-Which one is she? -May I help you? -你认为是哪一个? -我能帮你们什么吗? No,thanks. Were just here to observe. 谢谢 ,我们是来参观的

15、You dont observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. 舞蹈课不是参观来的,舞蹈课来跳舞的Spare shoes are over there. 那儿有舞鞋What does she mean? 什么意思 ? I think she means You dance a dance class. 我想她是叫我们进去跳-Come on,come on,come on. -Really? -来吧 ,来吧 ,来吧-真的 ? Do you see anybody you think could be me? 有看见我的分身吗? Last time

16、 there were yogurt containers lying around after class. 各位 ,上回有人在教室留下酸乳空瓶-Lets not have that happen again. -She could be you. -希望别再发生那种事-她可能是你Lets get started. 开始吧Five,six. Five,six,seven,eight. 五,六,五,六,七,八-Okay,Im not getting this. -Im totally getting it. -我跟不上-我完全融人Do you ever feel like youre so u

17、ncoordinated? 你不会觉得 ,自己有时毫无协调感吗? What? You click when they click. 怎么了 ?只要他们踢的时候你踢就是了All right,everyone grab a partner. 各位找个舞伴All right. And my dead mother said you are it. Im with Rachel. 我死去的妈说就是你,我和瑞秋Great,its gym class all over again. 这下可好 ,体育课的旧事又重演了You can come up to the front and dance with me

18、. 无所谓 ,你过来和我一起跳Why dont I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? 我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦? Its okay,its okay. Im here, Im here. Im so sorry Im late. 没关系 ,我来了抱歉 ,我迟到Okay,here I am. So whos the new tense girl? 来了 ,那个紧张的新人是谁? -Shes your partner. -Hi,Im Monica. -你的舞伴-我叫摩妮卡Oh,Monica. 摩妮卡精选学习资料 - - - - - - - -

19、 - 名师归纳总结 - - - - - - -第 2 页，共 6 页Hi,Im Mon 我叫摩-Nana. -Monana. -娜娜-摩娜娜-Its Dutch. -Youre kidding. - 是荷兰人的名字-你在开玩笑吧I spent three years in Amsterdam. 我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年Pennsylvania Dutch. 我是宾夕法尼亚州的荷兰人And were dancing. Five,six,seven,eight. 开始吧 .五,六,七 ,八Hi. 嗨-Hey. Where have you been? -I just got back from th

20、e vet. -你上哪儿去了-我刚从兽医回来Shes not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone? 她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧? She says Marcels humping is not a phase. 她说马修乱性不是暂时的Apparently,hes reached sexual maturity. 显然它已性成熟Hey,he beat you. 嘿,它超过你呢She says,as time goes on, hes gonna start getting violent. 她说它会越来越暴力,侵略性越来越强So,what does this

21、 mean? 这代表什么 ? I have to give him up. 我们不能再养它了I cant believe it. This sucks. 我真不敢相信,这真是太扯了You just got him. How could he be an adult already? 我不懂 ,你才刚养它 ,它怎会突然成熟了? I know. One day hes this little thing. 我知道 ,之前它只是个小东西.and then hes this little thing I cant get off my leg. 不知不觉中它就紧抓住我的腿不放的小东西Isnt ther

22、e any way to keep him? 你没有任何方法再饲养它吗? No. The vet said unless hes in a place. 没方法 ,兽医说除非有个地方.where he has regular access. 让它获得正常的.to some monkey loving. 猴爱. hes just gonna get vicious. 否则它会变得愈来愈残暴I just gotta get him into a zoo. 我得将它送到动物园-How do you get a monkey into a zoo? -I know. -你如何把它送进动物园? -我知道

23、No,thats popes into a Vokswagen. 不,那是教皇进入大众汽车Were applying to a lot. Our first choice would be a big state zoo. 我们到处申请 , 当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑You know,like San Diego. Right? 比方说圣地牙哥动物园But that may just be a pipe dream. Hes out-of-state. 那可能只是遥不可及的梦想,因为它在加州My vet knows someone at Miami, so thats a possibili

24、ty. 兽医说她认识迈阿密的朋友,或许有可能But thats two blocks from the beach. Its a total party zoo. 那儿似乎离海滩只有两条街, 一定是个疯狂动物园We found the girl. 我们找到她了-Did you call the cops? -We took her to lunch. -你们喊警察了吗? -没有 ,我们和她吃午餐Oh,your own brand of vigilante justice. 你们自己的“自治正义”Are you insane? This woman stole from you. 你疯了 ?那女

25、人偷了你的东西She stole. Shes a stealer. 她偷东西 ,她是个小偷After youre with this woman for 10 minutes,you forget that. 和这女人相处十分钟后, 你就会把这些全忘了I mean,shes this astounding person with this amazing spirit. 她简直是奇女子,振奋人心Which she probably stole from some cheerleader. 她可能是从某位啦啦队队员那儿偷来的-Take off their hats. -Popes in a Vo

26、kswagen. -脱下他们的帽子-大众车上的教皇I love that joke. 我喜欢这个笑话-No way. No way did you do this. -Monana was very brave. -不可能 ,你不可能这么做-摩娜娜相当勇敢We told them we were the Gundersons in room 61 5. 我说我们是615 房的冈氏姐妹.only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire floor. 结果波士顿塞尔提克已包下整个六楼When they saw that were short an

27、d have breasts. 他们知道我们又矮又有胸部时They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel. Me. 他们就把我们轰出来,我被轰出饭店 ,我Go,Monana. 干得好 ,摩娜娜You ladies are not the only ones living the dream. 不是只有你们活在梦中精选学习资料 - - - - - - - - - 名师归纳总结 - - - - - - -第 3 页，共 6 页I get to go pour coffee for people I dont know. Dont wait up. 我得

28、去为我不认识的人倒咖啡,不用等我了Oh,by the way. 对了.tomorrow were auditioning for a Broadway show. 明天我们要去参加百老汇的试演-Excuse me? -Theres an open call for Cats. -什么 ? -“猫”剧还有一个缺额Im thinking we sing Memories. 我想我们可以去唱“回忆”.and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? 让自己当个傻子,如何 ? No,no,no. Remember who youre deal

29、ing with here. 不,记得你身旁的人是谁I cant even stand in front of a tap class. 我和你不一样我连站在踢踏舞教室前都有困难Thats because of your Amish background. 因为你有阿米许的血统-What? -Youre Pennsylvania Dutch,right? -什么 ? -你不是宾州荷兰人吗? Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned. 对,直到我买了吹风机被逐出村里I was just like you. And then,one

30、 day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 我过去也和你一样有一天我看了出改变我人生的电影Did you ever see Dead Poets Society? 看过春风化雨吗? I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. 我认为这电影实在是太无聊了That thing at the end where the kid. 那孩子在电影的结局时.kills himself because he cant be in the play? 自杀了 .只因他无法演出话剧? Its like,Kid,wait a

31、 year. Leave home,do some community theater. 这是在干什么? 他再等一年离家 ,到社区话剧团去I thought,Thats two hours of my life that Im never getting back. 走出电影院时我想, 我这逝去两小时的生命,永远不再回That scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 这想法震惊了我,从此我便及时行乐Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire. 那

32、么我不敢推荐 “窈窕奶爸” 了Oh,God. 上帝We didnt get into Scranton. 我们进不了斯克兰顿了That was,like,our safety zoo. 那是我们保底的动物园They take,like,dogs and cows. 他们连狗和牛都收See,I dont know who this is harder on,me or him. 我不懂是我还是它比较难受Id say that chairs taking the brunt of it. 我想应该椅子最可怜Marcel. Marcel. Marcel,no. 马修 ,马修 ,马修不Good boy

33、. See? How can nobody want him? 乖,为何没人要它? Somebody will. 一定有人会要的You know,there already is a Joseph Stalin. 早就有人叫乔瑟夫斯大林了Youre kidding. 开什么玩笑Apparently,he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people. 显然他是屠杀各种民族的俄国专制者-Youd think you wouldve known that. -Youd think I wouldve. -你怎么会不知道. -你怎么认为我知道Hey

34、,how about Joey Heatherton? 嗨 ,乔伊 .汉密尔顿Come on,I told you I dont wanna go back to Joey. 拜托 ,我告诉过你不要用回乔伊What do you think a good stage name for me would be? 你认为我该取什么艺名? Flame Boy. 火焰男孩Where exactly is your zoo? 你的动物园在哪儿? Well,its technically not a zoo,per se. 就技术上而言不算是动物园Its more of an interactive wi

35、ldlife experience. 而是一种互动式野生动物体验Let me ask you some questions about Marcel. 我想请教你几个关于马修的问题-Does he fight with other animals? -No,no. Hes very docile. -它会和其他动物打架吗? -不会的 ,它非常温驯Even if he were cornered? 如果被逼进角落里去时呢? Well,I dont know. Why? 我不知道 ,干嘛问 ? How is he at handling small objects? 它掌控小东西的能力为何? He

36、 can hold a banana, if thats what you mean. 它会拿香蕉 ,如果你是这意思的话What about a hammer or a small blade? 铁槌或小刀呢 ? Why would he need a blade? 为什么 ?为何要小刀 ? If hes up against an animal with horns. 面对狮虎或有角的动物.you got to give him something. 你得拿些东西给它自我防卫精选学习资料 - - - - - - - - - 名师归纳总结 - - - - - - -第 4 页，共 6 页Oth

37、erwise,its just cruel. 否则就太残忍了-He got into San Diego. -What? -它能去圣地牙哥了-什么 ? We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing. 我们散步回来声见铃响Hes in. 然后它就录取了Did you hear that,Marcel? San Diego. San Diego. 听见没 ,马修 ,是圣地牙哥Youre making a mistake. San Diegos good. 你大错特错了 ,圣地牙哥环境良好没错. but Ill start him off aga

38、inst a blind rabbit. 如果你把它交给我我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子.and give you 20% of the gate. 而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入Where have you been? 你到底跑哪儿去了? Monica and I just crashed an embassy party. 我和摩妮卡刚跑去参加大使馆舞会I think I kissed an archbishop. 我想我吻了大主教But,of course, it couldve been a chef. 当然 ,他们有自己的厨师-Are you drunk? -No. -你喝醉了 ?

39、 -才没有呢-Im lying. I am so drunk. -Oh,God. -骗你的 ,我醉醺醺的-天哪You know what? You couldve called. 摩妮卡 ,你该打通回来的Ive been worried Monica. 我一直在家里担忧你Water rules. 好过瘾Yes. Yes,it does. 没错The restaurant called. They wanna know if youre showing up for work. 餐厅今天又来电了, 他们想知道你还要不要去上班Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus

40、today. 不去 .我今天要去大苹果马戏团Youre gonna lose your job. This is not you. 你快丢掉工作了,你变了No,it is me. 不,这正是我Im not just the person who fluffs the pillows. 我不只是那种必须拍松枕头.and pays the bills right away. 帐单一来立刻去缴款的人You know,when Im with her, Im so much more than that. 和她在一起 ,我就超越了那种人Im Monana. 我是摩娜娜Hello? Yes,she is

41、. Hold on a second please. 对,她在 ,等等Monana,its for you. The credit card people. 摩娜娜 ,你的,信用卡公司打来的Hello. 你好Yes? 是吗 ? Oh,my God. 天那-Thanks. -What? -谢谢 . -怎么啦 ? Theyve arrested Monica. 他们已逮到摩妮卡-Hi. -Hi. -嗨.-嗨How are you? 你好吗 ? Not too bad. Fortunately,blues my color. 不太糟 ,幸好我喜欢蓝色How did you know I was he

42、re? 你怎会知道我在这儿? Because Im Monica Geller. 因为我是摩妮卡盖勒It was my credit card you were using. 你用的是我的信用卡That I was not expecting. 真是没想到I want you to know, I didnt turn you in. 我想让你知道,去报案的人不是我-Thanks. -No,thank you. -谢谢你-不 ,我要谢谢你You have given me so much. 你带给我太多了Id never have gotten to sing. 如果不是你 ,我就不可能. M

43、emories at the Winter Garden Theater. 在冬园剧场唱“回忆”Actually,you only got to sing Memo 老实说你只开口唱了“回”而已I cant believe youre here. What will I do without you? 我不敢相信你会在这儿失去你我该怎么办 ? Whos gonna crash parties with me? 谁会和我去大使馆宴会Whos gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 谁带我去大苹果马戏团? I started my day by peeing

44、in front of 25 other women. 我在 25 个女人面前尿尿展开一天的生活.and youre worried about wholl take you to the circus? 你却担忧没人带你去看马戏? Well,not worried, you know,just wondering. 不是担忧 ,只是疑心Theres nothing to wonder about. 没什么好疑心的Youll go back to being who you were. Thats who you are. 你继续做你自己,因为那才是真正的精选学习资料 - - - - - -

45、- - - 名师归纳总结 - - - - - - -第 5 页，共 6 页你-Not necessarily. -Yes,necessarily. -那没必要呀-那很必要I dont know what it is. Maybe its the Amish thing. 我不知道是为什么或许和你是阿米许人有关-Im not actually Amish. -Really? Then why are you like that? -我不是阿米许人-真的 ?为何你那么怪 ? -You,by the door,in or out? -ln. -门旁的那个 ,加不加入 ? -加人-Youre gett

46、ing it all wrong. -But at least Im doing it. -后面的 ,你完全跳错了-至少我在跳This is the final boarding call for Flight 67. 这是飞往圣地牙哥67 次航班的. to San Diego at gate 42A. 最后一次登机通知Okay,goodbye,little monkey guy. All right,I wrote you this poem. 再见 ,猴子小伙 .好的 ,我会给你写诗的Okay,but dont eat it till you get on the plane. 上飞机后才

47、能吃Thank you,Aunt Phoebe. 谢谢你 ,菲比阿姨Okay,bye,champ. 再见了Therell be a lot of babes in San Diego. 我知道圣地牙哥那儿,你将有许多漂亮美眉. but remember, theres also a lot to learn. 记得要学习的也很多I dont know what to say,Ross. Its a monkey. 我不知该说什么,罗斯 ,它是一只猴子Just say what you feel,Joey. 说出你的感觉就成了-Marcel,Im hungry. -That was good.

48、-马修 ,我饿了-这句不错Marcel,this is for you. 马修 ,这是给你的Its just,you know,something. 给你 ,你知道的.to do on the plane. 在飞机上玩的If you dont mind, Id like a moment alone. 如果不介意我想和它独处-Oh,sure. Absolutely. -Go ahead. -当然可以 . -继续Marcel,come here. Come here. Come here. 马修 ,过来 ,过来 ,过来Well,buddy. 小兄弟.this is it. 就这样了Just a

49、couple of things I wanted to say. 我只想说几句话Im really gonna miss you. 我会想你的You know,Im never gonna forget about you. 我不会忘记你的Youve been more than just a pet to me. 在我心中你不只是一只宠物Youve been more like a Okay. Marcel. 你更是马修Would you leave my leg alone? 能放开我的腿吗? Would you stop humping me for two seconds? 能暂时不

50、要乱来吗? Okay,would you just take him away? Just take him. 马修带它走好吗?带它走Oh,that I were a glove upon that hand. 希望我是你手上的手套.that I might touch thy cheek. 这样我就能抚摸你的脸颊-Thats fine. Thank you. -Next. -行,谢谢 . -下一位Ill be reading for the role of Mercutio. 我来试演“马丘修”角色的-Name? -Holden McGroin. -名字 ? -麦克葛罗尼精选学习资料 - -