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1、生活大爆炸第四季第三集好的我准备好答下道题目了All right, Im ready for my next question. 在一个犀牛被当宠物养的世界中In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, 谁将赢得第二次世界大战who wins the Second World War? 乌干达 Uganda. 理由 Defend. 肯尼亚会因出口犀牛而崛起Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. 在中非成为一个强大的政权A Central African power blo

2、ck is formed, 并殖民统治北非和欧洲colonizing North Africa and Europe. 战争爆发后谁也负担不起养犀牛的这份奢侈When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. 肯尼亚衰落乌干达雄起 Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs. 回答正确 Correct. 轮到我了 My turn. 在一个钢琴被当做武器而不是乐器的世界中In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, 斯科特乔普

3、林会用什么来演奏枫叶爵士 on what does Scott Joplin play The Maple Leaf Rag? 调谐刺刀 Tuned bayonets. 理由 Defend. 理由不是显而易见吗Isnt it obvious? 你说得对我的错 Youre right. My apologies. 你们俩在玩什么鬼游戏呢What the hell are you guys playing? 这是我们发明的一个游戏Its a game we invented. 我们称它为 反事实游戏 Its called Counterfactuals. 我们假定一个在某关键方面不同于这里的世界W

4、e postulate an alternate world that differs from ours 然后互相就此发问in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other. 本游戏适合8 至 80 岁人士 Its fun for ages eight to 80. 一起来玩吧 Join us. 好吧 All right. 我也喜欢脑筋急转弯I like a good brainteaser. 我来试试吧 Give it a whirl. 你走运了这道简单 Youre in luck, this is an easy one. 在一

5、个人类被高智商巨形海狸统治的世界中In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, 哪种食物再也吃不到了what food is no longer consumed? BLT培根生菜番茄三明治吗其中 B 代表海狸 Uh. a BLT where the B stands for beaver? 我也说不准 I dont know. 莱纳德认真点 Leonard, be serious. 我们在玩游戏呢Were playing a game here. 我能答出来的让我想想 I can figure this ou

6、t. Lets see. 海狸以树皮喂食Um, well, beavers eat tree bark. 我唯一了解的人类用得着树皮的食物是肉桂The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 所以我说是肉桂So, Ill say cinnamon. 错误 Incorrect. 答案很明显是芝士丹麦酥Obviou

7、sly, the answer is cheese Danish. 你说啥 What? 在一个被巨形海狸统治的世界中In a world ruled by a giant beaver, 人类为取悦海狸的统治会修建许多水坝mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord. 哥本哈根因地势低洼会遭遇洪灾The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded. 数万人会死去Thousands die. 更毁灭的是丹麦人却从未以自己的名字给糕点命名Devastated, the Danes never inv

8、ent their namesake pastry. 怎么会有人连这个都想不到呢How does one miss that? 这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous. 你们这是在捏造答案Youre just making stuff up. 他输的时候总这样吗Is he always like this when he loses? 那当然了 Oh, yes. 你要是能目睹08 年讨论巨形野牛时的景象就好了You shouldve been here for the great giant tantrum of 2008. 你掀的桌子自己清楚 You bumped the tabl

9、e and you know it. 或许我们应该玩个更适合他能力的游戏Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities. 等会儿你躲猫猫的时候我们会闭眼数到10Well close our eyes and count to ten while you hide. 我回屋了 Im going to my room. 很好莱纳德 Very good, Leonard. 但下次你藏哪里无需提前告诉我们But next time, dont tell us where youre hiding. 你们看到美

10、国物理学报关于超固体的论文了吗Did you guys see the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids? 挺有趣的 Its pretty interesting. 这个人从假说.This guys working from a hypothesis where. 剧透警报剧透警报 Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert. -咋了-别提前爆料 - What? - Dont ruin it for me, man. 我为了边蹲便壶边看把PDF文件都打出来了I printed out a PDF to rea

11、d on the potty. 便壶你多大了五岁吗 On the potty? What are you, five? 就是便便的地方嘛不然你说该叫什么Its a potty. What do you call it? 厕所 Toilet. 晚饭桌上这么叫不觉得有点粗俗了吗Thats a little vulgar for the dinner table, dont you think? 那便壶 就不俗了吗 Oh, and potty is okay? 便壶 多纯真多可爱啊 Potty is innocent. Potty is adorable. 那你去便便的地方干啥嘘嘘吗 What do

12、 you do in the potty, wee-wee? 如果我不必 嘣嘣 大便 的话 If I dont have to boom-boom. 各位好 Greetings. 你们都记得艾米菲拉福勒吧You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler. -见到你很高兴-你好 - Nice to see you. - Hello. 抱歉我们迟到了Sorry were late. 对此我必须得承担责任I must take responsibility. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心

13、整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 我不得不半路上买点女性卫生用品I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies. -这样啊-了解 - Aha. - Okay. 我认为她正在经期当中I believe shes experiencing her menses. 实际上还没到时候 Actually, Im not. 但为了避免意外我得时刻带着卫生巾In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time. -理解-非常了解 - Aha. - Oka

14、y. 厕所现在听起来顺耳多了是吧Toilets sounding pretty good now, huh? 瞧啊这不是谢米嘛 Hey, look, its Shamy. 谢米 Shamy? 一个幼稚地混合我们名字的做法而已A juvenile amalgamation of our names. 谢尔顿艾米谢米 Sheldon, Amy- Shamy. 这样啊 Oh. 我不喜欢以后别这么叫了I dont like that. Dont do that. 好吧有什么新鲜事吗All righty. Whats new? 我刚才得知你称呼我们为谢米 Well, just recently, I l

15、earned that you refer to us as Shamy, 而我并不喜欢and I dont like that. 我了解了但我想问的其实是你生活上的新鲜事I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, hows your life? 跟普通人没什么两样Like everybody elses. 经历着万物的成长衰败和最终的死亡Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death. 谢谢你的问候Thank you for asking. 为何她还没有给我们点餐呢Why is she not

16、taking our order? 我应该提前通知你的I shouldve warned you, 如果想在这里用餐前必须要经历连串one has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense 繁杂而无用的寒暄before one can be fed here. 是吗我以为既然起名叫芝士工厂 Really? I assumed an establishment called 做事就能更有效率呢the Cheesecake Factory would function more efficiently. 那是它们诱骗你来的伎俩Its how they l

17、ure you in. 我想这应该称为诱饵推销法 I believe its called bait and switch. 好吧我还是遁走好了Okay, Im just gonna walk away, 因为我不想待在这了cause. I dont want to be here. 这真不错啊 So, this is nice. 我们第一次齐聚一堂来吃顿饭First time weve all gotten together to eat. 你说得对他果然在进行无聊的饭前寒暄Youre right, hes a festival of humdrum chitchat. 好吧我没辙了 Oka

18、y, thats all I got. 霍华德你上 Howard, youre up. 谈谈你的工作吧艾米 Um. tell us about your work, Amy. 我怀疑你听不听得懂I doubt youd understand. 谢尔顿告诉我你只有个硕士学位Sheldon tells me you only have a masters degree. 拉杰你有没有问题问艾米Raj, do you have any questions for Amy? 我很好奇我们怎么不单独吃饭Im curious as to why were not eating alone. 他们离不开我T

19、hey cant function without me. 我是凝聚这个小团体的粘合剂Im the social glue that holds this little group together. 不用谢我 Youre welcome. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 我能跟你谈谈你的女朋友吗Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend? 她不是我的女朋友S

20、hes not my girlfriend. 她是女生也是我朋友 Shes a girl and shes my friend, 但绝对没有触摸或不洁的交换唾液but theres no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva. 明白 Got it. 不过倒是有一次 Although, for the record, on one occasion, 她舔了一下拇指然后帮我抹掉she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly 嘴角上的树莓果冻from the corner of my mouth. 我们今天

21、都为此后悔不已Its an action we both regret to this day. 明白 Uh-huh. 不过我觉得她不太适合Anyway, Im not sure shes the best fit 我们这个怎么说呢反抗军 星球大战 for our little- how should we call it- rebel alliance. 我一直不认同反抗军Oh, I never identified with the rebel alliance. 尽管他们想建造死亡星球Despite their tendency to build Death Stars, 我一直支持银河

22、帝国Ive always been more of an empire man. 那不是我想说的Yeah, not my point. 我知道你想说什么I know what your point is. 你们被艾米的智慧吓着了Youre intimidated by Amys intellect. 我只能说振作点 To that I say, buck up. 我直接说吧 Okay, let me just get right to it. 艾米很爱批评人假正经而且 Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly. 很讨人厌 just obnoxio

23、us. 那又如何 So? 我们已经要忍受这样一个你了So we already have you for all that. 你这是建议我停止和艾米交往吗Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy? 不当然不是 No, no, of course not. 只是去别的地方交往Just have your relationship someplace else. 那我可得指出我忍气吞声整整八个月May I point out that for eight long months, 忍受你女朋友在咱家I suffered in s

24、ilence as your female companion 大声唱跑调的乡村音乐filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling, 毫不知羞地在咱客厅the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone 用浮石磨长满老茧的脚against her calloused feet in our living room, 一夜接一夜地看and night after night of uninformative 毫无内涵的电视剧泽西海滩TV documen

25、taries about the Jersey Shore. 忍气吞声 Suffered in silence? 没错 Yes. 我希望你也能这么做And Id thank you to do the same. 有没有搞错忍气吞声 Reall- Silence?! 落基山脉清凉的泉水Nothing makes beer taste better 最能带出啤酒的味道than cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water. 话说落基山脉在哪啊Where are the Rocky Mountains, anyway? 费城 实际不是 Philadelphia. 真

26、的吗 Really? 我以为在西部呢I thought they were out West someplace. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 这样想拉杰 Think about it, Raj. 电影洛奇的故事发生在哪里Where did the movie Rocky take place? 费城 Philadelphia. 我明白了 Okay, now I get it. 这就是咱的计划吗So thi

27、s is the plan? 从今天起 From now on, 我们就藏这里躲避谢米吗were just gonna hide out in here to avoid the Shamy? 我觉得这里很舒服Im very comfortable here. 佩妮亲爱的再给我来一剂万灵弹 吧Penny, dear, why dont you shoot another silver bullet my way? 自己拿去 Get one yourself. 某人吃了泼妇药哦Ooh, somebodys been taking bitchy pills. 老天他喝了酒真混蛋God, hes a

28、n ass when he drinks. 他没喝酒也混蛋Oh, hes an ass when he doesnt. 你只是没听到You just dont hear it. 我们得考虑谢米恋Think we need to start entertaining the possibility 发展数年的可能性that the Shamy could go on for years. 那样的话佩妮得装卫星电视Well, if thats the case, Penny will have to get satellite TV 而且每周吸一吸灰尘and maybe once a week r

29、un a vacuum through this place. 你不是要跟谢尔顿谈吗I thought you were going to talk to Sheldon. -谈了-他怎么说 - I did. - Well, whatd he say? 他指出他过去有点必须Well, he pointed out that he kinda sorta had to. 忍受你 put up with you. 有点必须 Kinda sorta had to? 我没同意他的说法I didnt agree with him. 你帮我反驳了吧Well, you defended me, right?

30、 我试了不过 I tried, but. 他说的理由太充分了.he made a fairly well-reasoned argument. 你磨得不对 Youre not doing that right. 什么 What? 给我 Gimme. -不要-相信我 - No. - Trust me. -不要-我一直帮我妈磨脚- No! - I do this for my mom all the time. 看到没 See? 要顺着纹路摩With the grain. 哇确实好很多 Wow, that is better. 改天你要是得了静脉曲张And someday, when you ha

31、ve varicose veins, 我再教你怎么推拿Ill show you how to massage them. 天呐没有下次了 Oh, God, never again. 你的 没有下次 应该是指不再 I assume by never again, you mean never again will you drink 喝完佩妮的啤酒后跑去加油站all of Pennys beer, then run down to the gas station 买两瓶 40s啤酒一盒肉条 for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims 还有最新一期的孟买美妞翘臀

32、吧and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks. 人家想家了嘛I was homesick. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 5 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 当晚最精彩的就是你展示The highlight of the evening was when you showed us 你的宝莱坞霹雳舞技your Bollywood break dancing skills. 你这样很没礼貌Thats v

33、ery offensive. 没错我们当时也这么想Yeah, we all thought so. 晕Oh, no. 怎么了 What? 约翰和洋子来了列侬夫妇 Its John and Yoko. 更像洋子和洋子More like Yoko and Yoko. 大家好 Greetings. Hey. 我带了艾米来I brought Amy here 看看我的工作to show her some of the work Im doing. 对于理论工作来说很不错了 Its very impressive, for theoretical work. 我好像察觉出一点屈就的意味Do I dete

34、ct a hint of condescension? 抱歉我说得太间接了吗Im sorry, was I being too subtle? 我是指跟神经生物学I meant compared to the real-world applications 在现实中的应用相比理论物理就是 of neurobiology, theoretical physics is- 怎么说好呢小巫见大巫 whats the word Im looking for?- hmm, cute. 你这是暗指神经生物学家的成就Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologis

35、t 例如巴宾斯基能上升到物理学家like Babinski could ever rise to the significance 巴宾斯基法国神经学家例如克拉克麦克斯韦或狄拉克的层面of a physicist like Clark Maxwell or Dirac? 克拉克麦克斯韦：经典电动力学创始人狄拉克：量子力学奠基者之一直截了当地说Im stating it outright. 巴宾斯基把狄拉克当早餐Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast 再排泄出克拉克麦克斯韦and defecates Clarke-Maxwell. 你给我收回那话You take th

36、at back. 绝不 Absolutely not. 我和同事们正在绘制My colleagues and I are mapping 神经基质有利于 the neurological substrates that subserve 促进全球信息处理global information processing, 这种研究既要求认知推理which is required for all cognitive reasoning, 也包括科学探索由此事实可见including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto 我的研究在认知序列上更

37、高一层prior in the ordo cognoscendi. 这就说明比他的研究更高级That means its better than his research, 由此可推当然也胜过你们and by extension, of course, yours. 不好意思我的大脑 Im sorry, Im-Im still trying 还停留在理解排泄克拉克麦克斯韦上to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so. 不好意思但是统一场理论Excuse me, but a grand unified theory, 在一定程度上解释了万物insofa

38、r as it explains everything, 由此事实可见也能解释神经生物学will ipso facto explain neurobiology. 是没错但要是我成功了Yes, but if Im successful, 我就能绘制和再现你演算出I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes 统一场理论的思维加工过程in deriving a grand unified theory, 因此你的结论也得纳入我的范式and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my

39、 paradigm. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 6 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 那是卑劣的心理主义Thats the rankest psychologism, 早在 19 世纪 90 年代就被费雷格and was conclusively revealed as hogwash 板上钉钉为是胡言乱语by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s! 看来我们陷入了僵局We appear to have reached an

40、impasse. 同意 I agree. 我决定立即终止我俩的关系I move our relationship terminate immediately. 赞同 Seconded. 还有异议吗 There being no objections. 那么立即执行.the motion carries. 日安艾米菲拉福勒Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler. 日安谢尔顿库珀 Good day, Sheldon Cooper. 女人哈 Women, huh? 没法和她们过日子Cant live with them, 也没法反驳她们的各种假设cant successfully r

41、efute their hypotheses. 上帝保佑 Amen to that. 好呀谢尔顿 Hey, Sheldon. 你好 Hello. 听说你和艾米分手了I hear you broke up with Amy. 说分手 的话就说明她是我女朋友A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. 她是个女孩曾经是我朋友She was a girl who was my friend 现在她还是个女孩但不是我朋友了who is now a girl who is not my friend. 听着像史上最烂乡村民谣Wow. Thats like th

42、e worst country song ever. 你感觉如何 So, how are you doing? 什么感觉 Regarding what? 和艾米分手 Amy. 我不懂 I dont follow. 分手 .不管你怎么叫总是很难受的 Well, breakups- or whatever the hell this is- can be tough. 佩妮放心我没事 Penny, I assure you, Im fine. 我和艾米只是纯粹智力上的关系My relationship with Amy was purely intellectual, 没有丝毫感情色彩There

43、were no emotional bonds, 所以我也没有任何痛苦the severing of which would cause me any discomfort. 这段关系只是失去效用罢了The relationship simply outlived its utility, 我也像从前一样继续生活and Im continuing on with my life as before. 好吧不错 Okay. Good. 我得先走了要去买一只小猫咪Now, if youll excuse me, Im off to buy a pussycat. 这事儿必须跟你们说一下I gott

44、a tell you guys, 我有点担心谢尔顿Im a little worried about Sheldon. 我们都有点担心谢尔顿Were all a little worried about Sheldon. 我是说自从谢米恋搁浅后No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef. 我还以为你是一概而论呢Oh, I thought you were just making a generalization: 我担心谢尔顿可能他某天 You know, Im worried about Sheldon 会因为在咖啡馆吃不到酸橙果冻someday settin

45、g off a low-yield nuclear device 就去引爆一个低爆炸力核装置because the cafeteria ran out of lime Jell-O. 搁浅是啥意思What does hit a reef mean? 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 7 页，共 12 页 - - - - - - - - - 一拍两散 Uh, went splitsville. 啥Pardon? 就是 屎了 Turned to boom-boom. 我觉得

46、谢尔顿真的很想念艾米I think Sheldon really misses Amy. 你该把你的那本 孟买美妞翘臀 借给他 You should lend him your copy of Bombay Badonkadonks. 他找了只猫作伴He got a cat to keep him company. 不是吧 Youre kidding. 他上哪儿都带着He takes it everywhere: 不管是卧室还是洗手间to bed, to the bathroom. 他带猫咪用便壶吗He takes the kitty to the potty? 我们不是说好不用这词儿了么I

47、thought we discussed the P-word. 别想着改变我老兄 Dont try to change me, dude. 哥就是哥 I am what I am. 先生们 Oh, gentlemen. 不给我们介绍下Hey. Arent you going to introduce us 你的小伙伴吗to your little friend? 不好意思 My apologies. 拉杰霍华德这位是罗伯特奥本海默博士Raj, Howard, Id like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer. 你好 Hello. Hi. 失陪一下 Now,

48、 if youll excuse me, 原子弹之父现在要来一碟牛奶the father of the atomic bomb wants a saucer of milk. 我懂了的确该担心谢尔顿Okay, I get it. Were worried about Sheldon. 是吧 Yeah. 回来了 Hey. 不是吧 Oh, no. 奥本海默太孤单了Robert Oppenheimer was lonely. 所以你要把整个曼哈顿计划的人都找来吗So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project? 对这位是恩里科费米理查德费曼 Yes.

49、 This is Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman, 爱德华泰勒Edward Teller, 奥托弗里希Otto Frisch 还有犀利哥 and Zazzles. 什么鬼名字 Zazzles? 我本想给他取名为赫尔曼冯赫尔姆霍兹I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz, 但他实在太犀利了but hes so zazzy. 好吧我们得谈谈 Okay, we need to talk. 谈什么 About what? 猫呗谢尔顿 Cats, Sheldon. 显然艾米走后你很难受 Youre clearly upset

50、about Amy being gone, 所以你想用一堆猫来代替她and youre trying to replace her with a bunch of cats. -一群猫-啥- Clowder. - What? 不用一堆而要用一群或者是一窝子 A group of cats is a clowder. Or a glaring. 好吧我懂了 Okay, yeah, fine. 既然我们现在与猫为伍Its the kind of thing you ought to know 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -