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1、英语爆笑笑话带翻译英语爆笑笑话带翻译笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语知识。学习啦我整理了英语爆笑笑话带翻译，欢迎浏览!英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇一Thesuspicious-lookingmandroveuptotheborder,wherehewasgreetedbyasentry(哨兵).Whentheguardlookedinthetrunk,hewassurprisedtofindsixsacksbulgingattheseams(缝合线).Whatsinhere?heasked.Dirt,thedriverrepl

2、ied.Takethemout,theguardinstructed.Iwanttocheckthem.Obliging,themanremovedthebags,andsureenough,eachoneofthemcontainednothingbutdirt.Reluctantly,theguardlethimgo.Aweeklaterthemancameback,andonceagain,thesentrylookedinthetruck.Whatsinthebagsthistime?heasked.Dirt,moredirt.saidtheman.Notbelievinghim,th

3、eguardcheckedthesacksand,onceagain,hefoundnothingbutsoil.Thesamethinghappenedeveryweekforsixmonths,anditfinallybecamesofrustratingtotheguardthathequitandbecameabartender(酒保).Thenonenight,thesuspicious-lookingfellowhappenedtostopbyforadrink.Hurryingovertohim,theformerguardsaid,Listen,pal,drinksareont

4、hehouse(免费)tonightifyoulldomeafavor:Justtellmewhatthehellyouweresmugglingallthattime.Grinningbroadly,themanleanedclosetothebartendersearandwhispered,Cars.一个形迹可疑的人开车来到边境，哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在检查汽车行李箱时，惊奇地发现了六个接缝处鼓得紧绷绷的大口袋。里面装的是什么?他问道。土。司机回答。把袋子拿出来，哨兵命令道：我要检查。那人顺从地把口袋搬了出来。确实，口袋里除了土以外，别无他特。哨兵很不情愿地让他通过了。一周后，那人又来了，哨

5、兵再次检查汽车上的行李箱。这次袋子里装的是什么?他问道。土，又运了一些土。那人回答。哨兵不相信，对那些袋子又进行了检查，结果发现，除了土以外，仍然一无所获。同样的事情每周重演一次，一共持续了六个月。最后，哨兵被弄得灰心沮丧，干脆辞职去当了酒吧侍者。有天夜里，那个形迹可疑的人碰巧途经酒吧，下车饮酒。那位从前的哨兵急忙迎上前去对他讲，我讲，老兄，你要是能帮我一个忙，今晚的酒就归我请客。你能不能告诉我，那段时间你到底在走私什么东西?那人俯身过来，凑近侍者的耳朵，裂开嘴笑嘻嘻地讲：汽车。英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇二AdoctorcameintothehospitalwardandsaidtoMr.Johns

6、on,Ihavesomegoodnewsandsomebadnewsforyou.ThenMr.Johnsonsaid,Please,givemethegoodnewsfirst.Sothedoctorsaid,Thedoctorsherearegoingtonameanincurablediseaseafteryou.一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。强森先生讲：请先告诉我好消息吧!医生讲：本院的医师决定用你的名字，来为一种不治之症命名。英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇三Amothersawherthree-year-oldsonputnickelinhismou

7、thandswallowedit.Sheimmediatelypickedhimeup,turnedhimupsidedownandhithimontheback,whereuponhecougheduptwodimes.Frantically(疯狂似地),shecalledtothefatheroutside.Yoursonjustswallowedanickelandcougheduptwodimes!WhatshallIdo?Yelledbackthefather,Keepfeedinghimnickels!母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去，她立即将他抱起，头朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道：你儿子刚刚吞下了一枚五分镍币，可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?孩子他爸大声回答道：再喂他几枚五分镍币!