英语简单笑话带翻译_2.docx

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1、英语简单笑话带翻译近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的诙谐方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。学习啦我整理了简单英语笑话带翻译，欢迎浏览!简单英语笑话带翻译篇一themanintheprisonaskedanewcomerwhyhewassentthere.thenewcomeranswered:iamoutofluck,ithink.afewdaysagoiwaswalkinginthestreetwhenisawapieceofdirtyrope.ithoughtnobodywanteditandsoipickeditupandtookithome.在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进

2、来。新来的犯人回答讲：我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。butitisnotagainstthelawtopickupapieceofropeandtakehome!但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!itoldyouihadbadluck,didnti?themansighed,thetroubleisthatididntnoticetherewasanoxattheotherendofthatrope.我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?那个人叹了口气，费事的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。简单英语笑话带翻译篇二whenpeterslearn

3、edthathewasbeingfired,hewenttoseetheheadofhumanresources.sinceivebeenwiththefirmforsolong,hesaid,ithinkideserveatleastaletterofrecommendation.彼得斯听讲本人被辞退了，便去见人力资源部的头头。既然我在公司干了这么久，他讲，我想至少该给我一封推荐信。thehumanresourcesdirectoragreedandsaidhedhavetheletterthenextday.thefollowingmorning,petersfoundaletteronh

4、isdesk.itread,jonathanpetersworkedforourcompanyfor11years.whenheleftus,wewereverysatisfied.人力资源部主任同意了，并讲他第二天就可拿到该信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看一封信，上面写道：乔纳森彼得斯在我们公司干了11年。当他离去的时候，我们很满意。简单英语笑话带翻译篇三whileeatinginarestaurant,ireprimanded(谴责，责难)myfour-year-oldsonforspeakingwithhismouthfull.mumpumnkmpfhm,wasalliheard.在

5、饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，由于他满嘴食物在讲话。喔、呢，我听到的就是这些。drew,iscolded,noonecanunderstandawordyouresaying.杜鲁，我责备道，没人明白你在讲什么。hesayshewantssomeketchup(番茄酱),myhusbandsaidcalmly.他讲他要一些番茄酱，我丈夫安静冷静僻静地讲。awomansittingnearbyleanedoverandasked,howintheworlddidyouunderstandhim?坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道：你究竟怎样明白他的话的呢?imadentist,myhusbandexplained.我是牙医。我丈夫解释道。简单英语笑话带翻译篇四oneday,timsmathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.hecalledtimtohisdeskandsaidtohim,yougotallyourhomeworkrightthistime,tim.whathappened?didyourfatherhelpyou?一天，蒂姆的数学教师