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1、少儿英语笑话爆笑短少儿英语笑话爆笑短篇一：没把头发全剪掉啊miles sometime went to the barbers during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barbers one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own h

2、air cut and sat just beside him.麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的.时间理发。一天，正值麦尔斯理发时，经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。hello, miles, the manager said. i see that you are having your hair cut in office time.你好，麦尔斯，经理说。我看到你在上班时间理发了。yes, sir, i am, admitted miles calmly. you see, sir, it grows in office time.是的，先生

3、。正是这样。麦尔斯安静地承认了。可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。not all of it, said the manager at once. some of it grows in your own time.不全都是吧，经理立即说，有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。yes, sir, thats quite true. answered miles politely, but im not having it all cut off.对呀，先生，你说得很对。麦尔斯礼貌地回答说，但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。少儿英语笑话爆笑短篇二：视力训练the squad were having visu

4、al training. one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪慧伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵坚决果断地回

5、答。sixteen men and a sergeant , sir.“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”right, but how do you know theres a sergeant there?“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”hes not doing any digging, sir.“他不干活，长官。”少儿英语笑话爆笑短篇三：医生向母亲索吻during the doctors periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday

6、in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.医生按期来探视我的老母。我告知他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很兴奋，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. can you imagine, she said. seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他!”