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1、【短篇英文笑话带翻译阅读】 英文小笑话带翻译有些学识浅薄的青年,写文章常常会弄出别风淮雨的笑话。本文是短篇英文笑话带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!短篇英文笑话带翻译：圣诞老人才是最后的赢家! On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in anelevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on

2、the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don't exist!答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。短篇英文笑话带翻译：关于放屁的问题 A little old lady goes to

3、 the doctor . and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was fartingbecause they don't s

4、mell and are silent.”有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”The doctor says, “I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand e back to see me next week.”医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”The next week the lady

5、goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don't know what the hell you gaveme, but now my farts . although still silent. stink terribly.”一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭!”The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on yourhearing.”医生说：“太好了!你的嗅觉正常

6、了，现在开始治听觉。”短篇英文笑话带翻译：难兄难弟 The Two Men A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individualin the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keepthem in his pocket.一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在

7、他的口袋里。His was a sad case，said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his homeand ran off with another man.他的病很惨，陪同人说。在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。Terrible，said a visitor.真可怕，一个游客说。Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。That's the other man，said the attendant.这就是那另一个男人，陪同人说。看了“短篇英文笑话带翻译”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页