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1、八年级英语笑话带翻译:英语小笑话带翻译冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象它以网络为主要的传播方式。本文是八年级英语笑话带翻译希望对大家有帮助!八年级英语笑话带翻译：一双非常大的手 Question: If you have five apples in one hand and six oranges in the other hand, what do you have?Answer: Very BIG hands!问题：假如你一只手拿了五颗苹果另一只手握着六颗柳橙那你有什么?答案：一双非常大的手。八年级英语笑话带翻译：我只要跑过你 Two guys were walking through

2、 the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.One of the guys takes out a pair of “Nikes” from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?”His friend replies: “

3、I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.”两名同伴正穿越一片密林突然远远地出现一只老虎直冲他们跑来。其中一人从包里取出双“耐克”鞋并赶紧换上。另一名同伴带着错愕地表情喊着：”;你以为你穿上这鞋就能跑过老虎么?”这名同伴回答说：“我不用跑过老虎我只要跑过你。”八年级英语笑话带翻译：我只要跑过你 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running toward

4、s them.One of the guys takes out a pair of “Nikes” from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?”His friend replies: “I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.”两名同伴正穿越一片

5、密林突然远远地出现一只老虎直冲他们跑来。其中一人从包里取出双”;耐克”鞋并赶紧换上。另一名同伴带着错愕地表情喊着：“你以为你穿上这鞋就能跑过老虎么?”这名同伴回答说：”;我不用跑过老虎我只要跑过你。”八年级英语笑话带翻译：A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmateswere thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, thenhear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.一次物理考试在一次物理考试时当同学们都还在苦思冥想时尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前耳朵在后。看了“八年级英语笑话带翻译”【end】第 3 页 共 3 页