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1、六年级英语笑话带翻译精选|六年级英语短文带翻译英语笑话具有非常强的娱乐作用，它能够减轻人们的生活压力和心理压力。WTT分享六年级英语笑话带翻译，希望可以帮助大家!六年级英语笑话带翻译：赌场中的女人Woman in a casino A woman was in a casino for the very first time.The spinning ball of the roulette wheel caught her eye so she decides to play at the roulette table.The woman not understanding the rule

2、s says, “I have no idea what number to play?”A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 24.The roulette wheel is spun, and 39 es up!The smile drifts from the womans face and she faints from the shock.六年级英语笑话带翻译：急中生智Just one chair Resol

3、ving to surprise her husband, an executives wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.Without hesitating, he dictated, “.and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”六年级英语笑话带翻译：罚款College dor

4、mitory rules On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caug

5、ht breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”One student raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass?”六年级英语笑话带翻译：醉酒测试New sobriety tests A man is driving home, when he is pulled over by a patrolman for a bro

6、ken blinker. The cop looks into the guys car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.“Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?”“Theyre for my juggling act,” the man says.“I dont believe you,” says the cop. “Prove it.” So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knive

7、s. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.“Man,” says the first guy. “Im glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”六年级英语笑话带翻译：我试过，但是不喜欢 I tried it once but I didn't like itA man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked

8、 him if he wanted a drink.He replied, “No thanks. I dont drink. I tried it once, but I didnt like it.”So the bartender said, “Well, would you like a cigarette?”But the man said, “No thanks. I dont smoke. I tried it once, but I didnt like it.”The bartender asked him if hed like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, “No thanks. I dont like pool. I tried it once, but I didnt like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldnt be here at all, but Im waiting for my son.”The bartender said, “Your only son, Im guessing.”看了“六年级英语笑话带翻译”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页