2022年英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记 .pdf

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1、搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物 ：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形 1 白骨精变形 2 白骨精 原 型 男女 儿 国 国 王hope you guys enjoy it！改编作者杜宛芸 成医学子唐: Wow boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。唐: 八戒, give me the map( 不回头，懒洋洋的问 ) 唐:八戒， Give the map to me!（严肃的问）唐：哼 !（唐生气地叫） pig ，

2、Give the map .(转过身看到八戒在看书 ) 唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒， very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。唐:(凑过去)let me have a look ! 八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo .xi .(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来) 唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times

3、have I told you？ You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey .(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里 ) 八 戒 :But . ,why? boss, why can?t we think about girls ? I just don? t understand 唐:（叹气）哎， how many times have I told you？,This is because oh 悟空 dance to my son

4、g ！(开始唱歌， Jackson 的 dangeous，悟空伴舞 ) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - - 八戒:ok boss ， I will listen to you！ （无辜地表情）唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food （四处看看）.where is 沙僧？ , 悟空： he is feeding the horse . boss I,ll find some f

5、ood and be back soon,唐：ok.( 悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space! （八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样） ：嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country 唐:hi.sweetie how are you doing？(不解释 .) 女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ， aft

6、er you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！ you seldom give me a call 。唐:oh darling .i am sorry.you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。oh damn it ！ they a

7、re back! Honey I will call you the next time ok ！ （挂断电话一下装的很正经）悟空: boss ， who are you calling ? 唐:er ( 支支吾吾的 )I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? 悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas! 唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ？ I am a monk, instead of a mo

8、nkey! I need rice rice( 加重语气 )！don? t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok 悟空：摸摸头ok boss 低头很沮丧拿着香蕉向八戒走去唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴 . 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - - 白骨精上场白;Hahahaa I know that any monster who

9、 eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 I am really clever 动感音乐响白骨精 1 上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换 双人舞完 ！。白 1:嘿嘿 I look great! 蹒跚的走过去白 1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days .can you spare s

10、ome ? have mercy ，may god bless you 唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看 )what? Don?t see I am starving too .get out of here, if you don?t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼！白 1：看看悟空和八戒oh please don?t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开躲在一个离唐不远的地方。悟空：走过来拿着香蕉boss ，do you need some more bananas ？（悟空看到美女画册， 急忙凑上去

11、看， 师傅把画册上下左右移动， 悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说： ）唐：, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you？ ,If you want to see it，you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don ? t tell Me that you want to see it ， how can I know that you want to see it？。 if you don?t want to se

12、e it ， you also have to tell me that you don?t want to see it 。then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地) 唐：悟空！ come back ！ 哎。 。 。 （唐僧摇摇头 ,继续看书 ) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - - 白 1:（远处偷看到画册） oh . He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 !

13、 变成了一个女的音乐很慢幽白 1 和白 2 双人舞变换说话一定要嗲白 2:（曼妙的走过来， 碰一下唐僧， 唐僧不转头边吃边看书： leave me alone. 白2 再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone ！这时，白 2 开口说话）白 2:hi . gentleman! 唐:（转头） wow hi sexy lady! （扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you ，神情对视，过会儿） come here ,do you want some food？take some bananes 。 i am tang seng, you can call me Tann

14、y 白 2:oh Tanny you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。 。 。I just got lost ，and don?t know where to go now！can you help me ？唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you， you don?t worry ！八戒：朝唐僧看看： wow ，what a beautiful girl ！手拍拍悟空look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god ！our boss is in danger now！马上朝白 2 冲过

15、去悟空： “monster ，I will kill you！“ 吓到白 2 躲到唐的后面唐:what are you doing？ monkey ， don?t be rude ! this beautiful lady is my new friend ！悟空:boss, this is a monster， in order to get close to you。 ,she has changed herself into a charming girl ，she will eat you ！唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip t

16、o the west . （悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）唐：I think ， you， little monkey need to be punished 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - - 悟空： （赶忙说） oh ,no , boss, please 唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise。 。 。 。 。! 说 Money ， you deserve what you wil

17、l suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语 ) ( 杰克逊的 beat it ， ， ， ，just beat it，beat it ，will you listen to me ？will you listen to me ？will you listen to me？ ) 悟空抱头大叫：“oh boss enough enough 。 。 。please stop stop I will listen to you “ 八戒过来求情： “boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛poor money！,唐停止念咒说： “ok、monkey, remember don

18、?t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now , 悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。唐僧看着八戒： “ 八戒 you also have to leave here ，your ugly pig face will make my friend scared，go go go ！” 八戒不情愿地离开白 2:hahaha .，白 2 白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形音乐很 恐怖白原： idiot ！ .look who I am （变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）i will eat you. 唐：啊 ！ 悟空 悟空 八戒come back come ba

19、ck 白原：哈哈哈shut up ！ no one can save you now ！hahahahahha 仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出电话：“hi honey ，I am in danger now，come and save me? ！be quick！,白原看到将电话拿过扔掉白原： 哼， ? 正要杀唐做出姿势女:“stop ！白原转过头来名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 5 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - - 唐”oh darling you just

20、come at the right time ， thank god ！“女：er ，I didn?t tell you that I have bought a new airplane with a satellite map， so I can find you easily ！cool huh ？女:monster.i will finish you（举起魔杖，指着白原）白原:看着很吃惊 you are the king of the girl country？ it must have been hundreds of years since the last time when w

21、e were together 女：I am confused 。who are you ？白原:带上帽子变成一个男子，新白娘子传奇音乐响白原唱者：“oh 娘子 ，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！西湖美景三月天哟，春雨如酒柳如烟勒“女：”oh 相公，十年修得共船渡，百年修得共枕眠“白原和女合唱：若是千呀年呀有缘，白首同心在眼前。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。 。 ！白首同心在眼前 ” ，女：oh my darling I miss you all the time ，tears fall down everytime when I think of you 。低声哭泣着。白原：哎，边给女擦眼泪honey，forgive

22、 me ，when we were apart last time ，on my way home ，god caught me and I was sent to prison by him、。a few days ago I just came out secretly！女: 哼，not all the monsters are evil，god should not have treated you like that 。白原： oh honey don?t be sad now I am back ，we can live together forever ，right ？女：”gre

23、at ， let?s go back to my country ，this way please ， my airplane 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 6 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - - is there ！ 两人手拉手向飞机走去！留下唐僧一人。 。唐自言自语； “哎 ，my queen left me ， how can she cheat me and break my young heart ？八戒赶过来看见唐很悲伤说“boss， w

24、hat happened ？唐：“nothing ,I just miss my mother ok ！,八戒： oh boss don?t be sad 。When you miss her， you can call her and ask her to be online ！then you can see her through the Internet。I think qq is a good choice ! 唐：“ok 八戒， lets go 、where are your brothers ？八戒： boss they are waiting for us，we should continue our journey now 。 。 。唐”ok 。 。 。音乐西游记敢问路在何方路在脚下、 、 、名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 7 页，共 7 页 - - - - - - - - -