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1、六年级的英语小笑话阅读:小学六年级英语阅读六年级的英语小笑话篇一Inone dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said inall seriousness，“Look at your appearance，it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving.”在一次宴会上，一个资本家用遗憾的目光上下打量着瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯纳，一本正经地说：“看看你的模样，真叫人以为英国人都在挨饿。”Bernard

2、Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，“But，I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine.”肖伯纳审视着大腹便便的资本家说：“但是，我一见到你，就知道英国正在闹饥荒的原因了。”六年级的英语小笑话篇二But the teacher cried老师哭了The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.六岁的约翰娇生惯养。His father knew it, but his grandma doted

3、on him.Hehardly left her side.Andwhen he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.Thencame his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。When he came home from school his grandma met

4、him at the door.约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“Was school all right?” she asked, “Did you get along all right? did you cry?”“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”“Cry?” John asked.“No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!”“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”六年级的英语小笑话篇三A man tried to get a job in a stage show.一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“What can you do?

5、” asked the producer.“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。“Imitate birds,” the man said.“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。“Are you kidding?” answered the producer, “People like that are a dime a dozen.”“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”“Well, I guess that's that.” said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。看了“六年级的英语小笑话”的人还看了：1.六年级英语小笑话短文欣赏2.六年级上册英语小笑话3.关于六年级的英语小笑话简短4.六年级的英语小笑话简短5.六年级上册英语笑话阅读6.六年级的英语小笑话精选第 3 页 共 3 页