五年级上册英语小笑话阅读-五年级上册英语书.doc

《五年级上册英语小笑话阅读-五年级上册英语书.doc》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《五年级上册英语小笑话阅读-五年级上册英语书.doc（3页珍藏版）》请在淘文阁 - 分享文档赚钱的网站上搜索。

1、五年级上册英语小笑话阅读:五年级上册英语书笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。WTT精心收集了五年级上册英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!五年级上册英语小笑话篇1Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is onlyone piece left.Canyou explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark t

2、hat I didn't notice the other.妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。五年级上册英语小笑话篇2Three pastors三个牧师的故事Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.Onesaid, You know, since summerstarted I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.I'

3、;vetried everything noise, spray, cats nothing seems to scare them away.Anothersaid, Yes, me too.I'vegothundreds living in my belfry and in the attic.I'vebeen had the place fumigated, and they stillwon't go away.Thethird said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of thechurch.haven

4、't seen one back since!三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法噪音、喷雾、猫 似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员.从此一只也没有再回来过。”五年级上册英语小笑话篇3Who was fighting?谁在打架?Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do.Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。雷迪：我和杰克史密斯。看了“五年级上册英语小笑话”的人还看了：1.五年级上册英语笑话阅读2.五年级英语小笑话短文3.中英文小笑话短文五年级4.小学五年级英语小笑话5.五年级英语笑话带翻译阅读第 3 页 共 3 页