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1、4年级小学英语笑话带翻译 冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象，越来越受到大家的关注，尤其在网络、杂志、微博、电影上十分盛行。WTT精心收集了4年级小学英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!4年级小学英语笑话带翻译篇1 When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in theemergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.“I really can't remember,” the snail replied. “Yo

2、u see, it all happened so fast.”蜗牛的故事一个蜗牛过马路，被一个乌龟从身上碾过。在急救室里它恢复了知觉，有的人问它事故是怎样发生的。“我记不起来了，”蜗牛回答说，“你瞧，一切发生得都太快了。”4年级小学英语笑话带翻译篇2 A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful younggirl who will want to know everything about you . ”The frog says, “This is great!

3、Will I meet her at a party, or what?”“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.青蛙的电话青蛙拨打通灵热线。电话中说：“你将遇到一位美丽的年轻女子，她要了解你的一切。”青蛙说：“这太棒了!我会在舞会上遇见她，还是.?”“不，”通灵者说，“是在下个学期她的生物课上。”4年级小学英语笑话带翻译篇3 Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall,wh

4、ile my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-ager leafing through oldphotographs with Grandma, I finally realized how unusual they must have looked together.”Grandma, “ I asked, ”how could you have fallen in love with a man five inches shorter thanyou?“She turned to me. ”Honey,“ she said, ”we fell in love sitting down, and when I stood up, itwas too late.&;尽管我从未见过我祖父，但我知道他身高五英尺六，而我高贵的祖母身高五英尺十一。十几岁的时候，我和祖母一起一页一页地翻着老照片，我终于认识到他们在一起是多么不同寻常。“奶奶，”我问道，“你怎么会爱上一个比你矮五英寸的人呢?”她转过脸来看着我。“宝贝，”她说，“我们是坐着相爱的。当我站起来的时候，已经太晚了。”看了“4年级小学英语笑话带翻译”的人【END】第 3 页 共 3 页