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1、小学四年级英语小学四年级英语笑话笑话不仅是我们生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。WTT精心收集了小学四年级英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!小学四年级英语笑话篇1HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her une_pected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese wh

2、ich he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: “You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny.Where did you find the cheese?” “In the rat-trap, sir,” replied the boy.好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人

3、的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。小学四年级英语笑话篇2My Husband Will Be Home SoonA married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard.“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”James replied, “My wife lov

4、es this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!”“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a se_y little voice.“Oh really, I can't,” he replies.“My wife loves this beard!”The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.That night James crawls into bed with his

5、 wife while she was sleeping.The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies “Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!”我丈夫马上就要回来了一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。“可是，我

6、不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”小学四年级英语笑话篇3The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S.National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity con

7、fines of its space capsules.After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of appro_imately $1 million U.S.The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.在二十世纪六十年代，美国和苏联正处于太空竞赛的白热化阶段，美国航空航天局决定研制一种圆珠笔，以便在太空舱重力为零的环境下仍然可以书写。经过大量的研发工作，花费了大约一百万美元的成本，太空笔终于研制出来了。那支笔果然可以在太空书写，在回到地球后，作为一样新奇的小玩意儿也确实吸引了一些目光。而面临着同样难题的苏联，则选择了一支铅笔。“小学四年级英语笑话”END第 4 页 共 4 页