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1、六年级下册英语课本笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。WTT分享六年级下册英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!六年级下册英语笑话：Mail A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later s

2、he came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her acti

3、ons the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid new puter keeps saying, “You've Got Mail.”六年级下册英语笑话：Gettin' Drunk One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to th

4、e guy, “Hey you look just like me!”The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”The first guy answers, “Chicago.”“Me too!” says the second guy, “What street do you live on?”“Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy.“Me too!” says the second guy, being increasingly excited. “What's your

5、address?”''951.”“Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?”“John and Cathy,” says the first guy.“Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder if we're related!?”Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy ing on asks if anything is new.“No,” says the f

6、irst bartender, “just the Smith twins, drunk again.”六年级下册英语笑话：Good News or Bad? There was a millionaire who was having a heart attack,and he was taken to a hospital emergency room. Afterhe was admitted to the hospital his three sons and fourdaughters walked up and down the corridor, waiting,pacing t

7、he floor. When the doctor came out of theirfather's room, everyone jumped on him and asked,“Good news? Any good news?” The doctor shook hishead and said, “I'm sorry, bad news!” And everyonesaid, “Bad news?” And the doctor replied,“Yes. He's going to live for a very long time.”六年级下册英语笑话：W

8、ishful Thinking There was a grandfather who came home with two blessedcandies to give to his grandson. One was green and theother was red, and he asked his grandson, “Which candywould you like to have?” So the grandson took the greenone. Just out of curiosity, the grandfather then asked theboy, “Why

9、 did you pick the green candy and not the redone? The red sure looks prettier.” And the grandson said, “I picked the green one because green is the color of hope.”So the grandfather said, “Hmmm. That's good. What areyou hoping for?” And the grandson said, “I hope you'll giveme the red one as

10、 well!”六年级下册英语笑话：How old is he? An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?”I'm Italian and I am a golfer,“ says the old guy,” and that's why I'm in such go

11、od shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well.“”Well,“ says the doctor, ”I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?“”Who said my Dad's dead?“The doctor is amazed ”Yo

12、u mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?“”He's 100 years old,“ says the old Italian golfer. ”In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive . he's Italian and he's a golfer

13、, too.“”Well,“ the doctor says, ”that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?“”Who said my grandpa's dead?“Stunned, the doctor asks, ”You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incre

14、dible, how old is he?“”He's 118 years old,“ says the old Italian golfer.The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, ”So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?“”No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.“At this point the doctor is close to losing it. ”Getting married! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?“”Who said he wanted to?&;看了“六年级下册英语笑话”的人【END】第 7 页 共 7 页