2022年英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版 .pdf
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1、小品: “ 不差钱 ”(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“ 苏格兰情调 ” 。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。)(This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand
2、, with his granddaughter Y adar in tow.) Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山:到了。Yadar Here we are. 毛毛:到了。Uncle Zhao Its the most expensive restrant in Tieling: 苏格兰调情 赵本山:这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不,苏格兰调情(ti o qng) 。Yadar You got it wrong 苏格兰情调!毛毛:爷爷,你念反了,苏格兰情调(q ng di o) 。Uncle Zhao 情调( q ng di o) All right, . Were gon
3、na have our meal here anyway . 赵本山:啊,情调?就搁这儿吃。Yadar But its very expensive. 毛毛:爷爷,这家老贵的啦。Uncle Zhao So what? Weve got the money , 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag? 赵本山:贵?咱带钱了,带三万多块,那包呢?Yadar What bag? 毛毛:我没拿包啊。Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it. 赵本山:装钱那包,黄包。Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick
4、 bed. 毛毛:完了,让我落炕上了。Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you? 赵本山:我说,你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事,落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?Yadar Let me see. (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan. 毛毛:兜里,多少钱哪才?才70 多块钱。Uncle Zhao Heres 400 more. 赵本山:我还有 400。行,够了。Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛
5、:这也不能够啊。Uncle Zhao Its ok. Waiter! 赵本山:哎呀,够不够就这样了。服务员!(小沈阳上) (Shenyang, the waiter, enters.) Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street . 小沈阳:对不起大爷,我们这是高档酒店,不收农副产品。Uncle Zhao Were your customers. Dont we look like it? 赵本山:不是,我们是吃饭的。不像啊?(翻起衣服,露出衣服里面的百元大钞) Shenyang
6、 oh yeah yeah yeah . 小沈阳:是的是的。 。 。Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss. 赵本山:我说姑娘啊,这顿饭非常重要。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页,共 10 页 - - - - - - - - - Shenyang I m not a miss ,I m a man ,a real man from the inside out. 小沈阳:妈呀,你管谁叫姑娘呢,人家是纯爷们。
7、Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt? 赵本山:咋这么个打扮,还穿个裙子呢。Shenyang See, its no skirt but Capri pants .its mens wear in Scottish style. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking. 小沈阳:这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊,这不七分
8、裤吗。你看,是有腿的哦。妈呀,着急穿跑偏了。妈呀,我说走道咋没有裆呢。Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, were gonna have a important guest here in a minute. Y ou must do you best. 赵本山:行了,那条腿留明儿个穿,哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀,今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭,你一定要招待好。Shenyang No problem. 小沈阳:呃,没问题。Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive
9、 meal cost here? . 赵本山:我问问你,你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱?Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000. 小沈阳:得一、两万的。Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow? 赵本山:一、两万?啊,那啥,有没有这种情况, 今儿个吃完了,明儿个来结账?Shenyang Are you IOU? 小沈阳:打白条儿啊?Uncle Zhao Not that. Ive got the money anyway . Take this. 赵本山:不是啊,不是打白条,不差钱,有钱。喏。S
10、henyang Whats it? 小沈阳:啥意思?Uncle Zhao A tip for you. 赵本山:小费。Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool! 小沈阳:妈呀,大爷你真敞亮,你太帅了。Uncle Zhao thatok . but you are not get it for nothing. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so. 赵本山:给一百块钱还帅呢。
11、我跟你说这不白给啊。 一会儿客人到了, 你一定要给足我面子,明白吗?我到点菜的时候,你得替我兜着点。Shenyang Like hows? 小沈阳:咋兜呢?Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear? 赵本山:既把面子给了,但是呢又不能花得.太狠。我要点贵菜 .Shenyang Ill say sorry, this we dont have. 小沈阳:我就说没有呗。Uncle Zhao Youre smart. Come on
12、boy , 赵本山:哎呀妈呀,你太厉害了。来来来,拿点.(从衣服里又拿出钱)名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页,共 10 页 - - - - - - - - - Shenyang Thank you 小沈阳:谢谢。Yadar Grandpa, Im hungry . 毛毛:爷爷,我有点饿了。Uncle Zhao How muchs a bowl of noodles? 赵本山:饿了?来碗面条。Shenyang 78 yuan. 小沈阳:呃, 78 一碗。Uncle
13、 Zhao What noodles can be so expensive? 赵本山:啥面?这么贵。Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles. 小沈阳:苏格兰打卤面。Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much? 赵本山:是不是卤子贵?Shenyang Its free. 小沈阳:卤不要钱。Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste is right. Tack it quack! 赵本山:那就来碗卤子,先尝尝咸淡。快去,快去。Shenyang It i
14、s no one to called before, sir. 小沈阳:妈呀,没这么上过呀。Uncle Zhao You think so only because I didnt show up here before. Now its time to make change. 赵本山:那是我没来,我要来,你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。Shenyang (to himself) If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have. 小沈阳:这老爷子,我要说面条不要钱,要面条了你还。Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar.
15、When Mr. Bi from CCTVs 星光大道comes, you must show your best, OK? 赵本山:来,站起来。跟你说,一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了,你一定要给我争个脸,好不?Yadar:ok. 毛毛: 好吧。Uncle zhao : Its the best opportunity for you own future. Grandpas been preparin you over the past 40-plus years. 赵本山:这是个绝好的机会,爷爷我已经培养你40 年了。Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now. 毛毛:看我
16、才多大呀?、Uncle Zhao I prepared you daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ? 赵本山:我还培养你爸三十多年呢。 这不,你爸那是个半成品, 我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他,有决心吗?Yadar I can. 毛毛:我能!名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页,共 1
17、0 页 - - - - - - - - - Uncle Zhao That is my girl, good for you . (小沈阳再次上场 .) Shenyang Heres the sauce for you. 小沈阳:给你的汤Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you wont be too hungry . Yadar Grandpa, its a bit salty . Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her some water to drink. Shenyang free water? Uncle Zhao
18、of carouse. Shenyang : ok, wait a minute. (毕福剑上)(小沈阳扔掉手中的东西)非常滑稽Shenyang oh a oh a . You are that one ?you are.you are.you are Zhujun! Oh sorry.you are.you are you are Bai Y ansong? Oh no. you are you are Mr Bi ! Are you Mr. Bi? 小沈阳: 哟,你不是那谁吗,你是那个 .蒙住了。朱军?!不是朱军。白岩松?!不是。老毕 .你是毕老师吗?!CCTV Man Im Bi Fuj
19、ian. 毕福剑:我姓毕。henyang Come here everyone, its Mr. Bi here. 小沈阳毕老师来了,快来人啊,毕老师来了。Uncle Zhao Hi Hi Hi!Watch ever ! 赵本山:干啥,吵吵巴火的?Shenyang Hes Mr. Bi. 小沈阳:毕老师 . Uncle Zhao I know, hes my guest. 赵本山:我知道,这就是我要请的客人。Shenyang Mr. Bi,can I take a picture with you? 小沈阳:毕老师,你给我照个相呗!赵本山 : 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧?Uncle Zhao (t
20、o Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcome, Mr. Bi. CCTV Man Nice to meet you. 毕福剑:你好Uncle Zhao Ive been wait you for a long time. 赵本山:我在这儿等半天了。CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. Y ou are? 毕福剑:你好你好。请问您是.?Uncle Zhao Are you looking for? 赵本山:你找谁?CCTV Man Im looking for Zhao Tiezhu. 毕福剑:我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。名师资
21、料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页,共 10 页 - - - - - - - - - Uncle Zhao ohYou got it. Heres his daddy . 赵本山:找对了,这就是赵铁柱的爹,我是. Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy . 毛毛:赵铁柱是我爹。Uncle Zhao Ho, Im Tiezhus daddy . Arent you looking for a dad? 赵本山:我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗?CCTV M
22、an yes, daddy . oh no !Im looking for your son,Where is your son? 毕福剑:爹 .不是,我找您儿子。Uncle Zhao Hes at the township waiting for you. thery welcome you very warmly! theyve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around. 赵本山:他在乡里等你呢。啊呀,乡里布置得老隆重啊,乡长、书记都
23、在那儿排队等你呢。 布一个大厅, 完事弄一个大房间, 给你弄一个大照片挂中间,周围全是花呀。CCTV Man Whatre the colors ? 毕福剑:老哥,这花都什么颜色?Uncle Zhao Theyre all in white and yellow. Soo beautiful! 赵本山:白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮。CCTV Man What?/Why? 毕福剑:为什么?Uncle Zhao Theyre so excited. 赵本山:这不激动吗,你去了。CCTV Man Lets go there, then. 毕福剑:咱去乡里吧。Uncle Zhao Oh no! you k
24、now here is the best restaurant in 铁岭, How abut that? 赵本山:别介,乡里布置我,说先搁铁岭吃一顿,完事上那儿。你看吧。CCTV Man ohno on on on on on on ! Ive had my meal on the plane. 毕福剑:别别,大爷,不,老哥,我在飞机上吃了。Uncle Zhao Youre my guest, so please follow me. 赵本山:那客随主便,好不好?给你怎么安排你就听话,来来。Shenyang Mir Bi ,take a photo with you ? 小沈阳:毕老师,你不
25、给照个相吗?毕老师。CCTV Man (to Shenyang) Y oure. a male waiter? 毕福剑:你是男服务员?Shenyang Yup 小沈阳:嗯哪。CCTV Man hei hei hei You looks so sweet, boy . 毕福剑:长得挺委婉的。Uncle Zhao I agree with you. haha .we are must be townee. 赵本山:来这边,我们一定是老乡。CCTV Man Really? 毕福剑:真的?Uncle Zhao Arent you from Dalian? 赵本山:你不是大连人吗?名师资料总结 - -
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