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1、The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02 1 第一季 2 集: The Big Bang Theory -Leonard:Here you go. Pad Thai, no peanuts. -Howard: But does it have peanut oil但有花生油吧-Leonard: Im not sure. 我不清楚。Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up. 你们每个人都盯着 Howard ，以防他突然肿胀。-Sheldon: Since its not bee season, you

2、can have my epinephrine. 既然现在不是看 ，你可以吃我的肾上腺素。-Howard: Are there any chopsticks？有筷子吗-Sheldon: You dont need chopsticks. This is Thai food. 你不需要筷子，这是泰国菜。-Leonard: Here we go. 又来啦。-Sheldon: Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th Century. 泰国自 19世纪后半期起使用餐叉。Interestingly, they dont ac

3、tually put the fork in their mouth- 有趣的是，他们不直接叉食物进嘴，They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth. 而是叉食物进汤匙，再送进嘴里。-Leonard: Ask him for a napkin. I dare you. Ill get it. 你敢不敢找他要餐巾纸，我去开门。-Howard: Do I look puffy I feel puffy. 我看起来肿吗我觉得有点鼓鼓的。-Penny：Hey, Leonard. 嗨，Leonard -Le

4、onard: Oh, hi, Penny. 嗨，Penny -Penny：Am I interrupting 打扰到你们了-Leonard: No. 没有。-Sheldon: Youre not swelling, Howard. 你没有肿胀， Howard 。-Howard: No, no, look at my fingers. Theyre like Vienna sausages. 不，不，看我的手指，就像维也纳腊肠。-Penny：Sounds like you have company. 看起来你有客人。-Leonard: Theyre not going anywhere. 他们哪

5、儿也不去。So, youre coming home from work. Thats great. How was work 你刚下班啊，太好了。工作怎么样-Penny：Well, you know, its a Cheesecake Factory. 你知道嘛？芝士蛋糕工厂？People order cheesecake and I bring it to them人们购买蛋糕，我给他们就行。-Leonard: So you kind of act like a carbohydrate delivery system. 也就是说，你类似于是，碳水化合物的运送系统。-Penny：Yeah.

6、 Call it whatever you want, I get my minimum wage. 是啊，随便你怎么叫它，我能拿到基本工资。Yeah. Um, anyways, I was wondering if you could help me out with something. Ive kinda had. 好吧，不管怎么说，我在想你能不能帮我个忙-Leonard: Yes. 没问题。-Penny：Okay, great. Im having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here, so. Oh. H He

7、llo. Im sorry 太好了。明天我有些家具要运过来，我可能不在家，所以. 你. 你们好抱歉-Howard: Havent you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian 没人用俄语夸奖过你的绝世美貌吗-Penny：No, I havent. 不，没有。-Howard: Get used to it. 你得习惯这个。-Penny：Yeah. I probably wont. 呃，我可能很难习惯。Hey，Sheldon. Hi 嘿 Sheldon 。 嗨Hey, Raj. Still not talking to m

8、e, huh 嘿 Raj 。还是不理我，嗯-Sheldon: Dont take it personally, its his pathology. He cant talk to women. 别放在心上。这是他的病状，他没法和女人说话。-Howard: He can t talk to attractive women or in your case, a cheesecake scented goddess. 没法和迷人的女人说话，而你是芝士蛋糕香气逼人的女神。-Leonard: So theres going to be some furniture delivered 那么，有家具要

9、搬过来-Penny：Yeah, yeah. If it gets here and Im not here tomorrow, could you just sign for it，对。如果明天送来时我不在，你能帮我签收一下吗and have them put it in my apartment 然后搬进我的房间-Leonard: No problem. 没问题。-Penny：Great. Heres my spare key. Thank you. 太好了，这是我的备用钥匙，谢谢！名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

10、- 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页，共 8 页 - - - - - - - - - The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02 2 Penny, wait. Penny，等等。-Penny：Yeah 怎么-Leonard: Uh.If you dont have any other plans, 呃. 如果你没别的计划，do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon 要不来和我们一起吃泰国菜，还有超人电影马拉松-Penny：A marathon Wow. How many S

11、uperman movies are there 马拉松 哇噢，你们那儿有多少部超人电影-Sheldon: Youre kidding, right 你开玩笑，对吧-Penny：I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter 我超喜欢那部，路易丝莱恩从直升机上坠下。and Superman swooshes down and catches her. 超人嗖地一下过去接住她。Which one was that 那是哪一部One （其他人齐声说）就一部。-Sheldon: You realize that scene wa

12、s rife with scientific inaccuracy. 你知道那场景里，充斥着科学错误吧？-Penny：Yes, I know, men cant fly. 是啊，我知道，人类不能飞。-Sheldon: No, no. Lets assume that they can. 不，不，让我们假设人类可以。Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial of 32 feet per second. 路易丝莱恩以 32 英尺/ 秒平方的初始加速度急速坠落，Superman swoops down to save her by reachi

13、ng out two arms of steel. 超人突然下降，用钢铁般的手臂接住她。Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, 莱恩小姐此时大约速度在120英里/ 时，hits them and is immediately slice into three equal pieces. 猛撞上超人的手臂后，她会马上被切成三等分。-Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates. 除非超人赶上她的速度并减速。-Sheldon: In

14、 what space, sir In what space 哪还有时间，先生哪有时间Shes two feet above the ground. 她离地面只有两英尺。Frankly, if he really loved her, hed let her hit the pavement. 坦白讲，如果他真的爱她，就应该让她直接撞地。Itd be a more merciful death. 那会是种更仁慈的死法。-Leonard: Excuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption 抱歉，你全部的争论，都只是建立

15、在一个假设上，that Supermans flight is a feat of strength. 假设超人的飞行能力，是一种力量的特技。-Sheldon: Are you listening to yourself 你知道自己说什么吗It is well established that Supermans flight is a feat of strength. 这一点是毋庸置疑的啊。It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings. 这是他跳跃高楼能力的延伸，an ability he derives from exp

16、osure to Earths yellow sun. 是他从太阳光中获取的能力。-Howard：And you dont have a problem with that How does he fly at night 你没发现问题吗那他在夜里怎么飞行-Sheldon: Oh, a combination of the moons solar reflection 哦，结合月球的日光反射，and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells. 以及氪星人皮肤细胞中贮存的能量。-Penny：Im just gonna go wash

17、 up. 我要回去洗个手先。-Leonard: I have 2,600 comic books in there. 我那儿有 2600本连环画册。I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells. 你敢不敢去找出，所谓的 氪星人皮肤细胞 的内容-Sheldon: Challenge accepted. Were locked out. 接受挑战。我们被锁在外面了。-Raj：Also, the pretty girl left. 还有，漂亮女孩也走了。-Leonard: Ok, her apartments

18、on the fourth floor but the elevators broken, 房间在四楼，可是电梯坏了，so youre gonna have to. 所以你们得 . Oh, youre just gonna be done Okay. Cool. Thanks. 你们就这么走了好吧，没事，谢谢。I guess well just bring it up ourselves. 我们自己搬上去吧。-Sheldon: I hardly think so. 我不这么想。-Leonard: Why not 为什么不-Sheldon: Well, we dont have a dolly,

19、 呃，我们没有手推车，or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength. 没有升降运送带，也没有那么强悍的上肢力量。-Leonard: We dont need strength- were physicists. 我们不需要靠蛮力，我们是物理学家。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页，共 8 页 - - - - - - - - - The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02 3 We are

20、the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. 我们是阿基米德的精英后代。Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. 给我一个杠杆，一个支点，我就能撬动地球。Its just a matter of. I dont have this. 可问题是 . 我没有。I dont have this! I do not have this! 我没有! 我没有! -Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud. 阿基米德会为你骄傲的。-Leonard: Do you

21、have any ideas 你有办法吗-Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring. 有，但都需要绿灯侠和能量指环 ( 美国漫画超级英雄 )。-Leonard: Easy. easy. 慢点. 慢点Okay. Now weve got an inclined plane. 很好，现在我们弄成了斜面。The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, 运上去所需的力度，按梯角的正弦值减少，call i

22、t 30 degrees, so, about half. 30 度角的话，就减少一半力气。-Sheldon: Exactly half. 正好一半。-Leonard: Exactly half. 正好一半。Lets push. 来推吧。Okay. See, its moving, this is easy. 看，推动了，很容易。Its all in the math. 一切都是数学原理。-Sheldon: Whats your formula for the corner 遇到转角，你用什么公式-Leonard: What Okay, uh. 什么 好吧呃. Okay, yeah, no p

23、roblem. Just come up here, help me and turn. 没问题，你上来这儿帮我拉，然后转弯。-Sheldon: Ah, gravity, thou are a heartless bitch. 啊，地心引力，你真是无良的婊子。You do understand that our efforts here will 你得明白，我们这儿所有的努力，in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman. 绝不可能增加你和那女人，发生性关系的几率。-Leonard: Men

24、do things for women without expecting sex. 男人为女人做事，并不是只求做爱予以回报。-Sheldon: Those would be men who just had sex. 那是对于，刚做过爱的男人来说。-Leonard: Im doing this to be a good neighbor. 我这么做，是想成为一个好邻居。In any case, theres no way it could lower the odds. 无论如何，这也绝不会降低几率啊。-Leonard: Almost there. Almost there. Almost

25、there. 快到了。快到了。快到了。-Sheldon: No, were not. Were not. 不，还没到。不，还没到。-Leonard: Im sorry. 对不起。-Sheldon: Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. 小心你的手指。-Leonard: Yeah. 好的。-Sheldon: Oh, God, my fingers! 上帝啊我的手指 ! -Leonard: You okay 你没事吧-Sheldon: No, her. Great Caesars ghost, look at this place. 不，她. 伟大凯撒的亡

26、灵啊，看看这地方。-Leonard: So Pennys a little messy. 看来 Penny的房间有一点凌乱。-Sheldon: A little messy 有一点凌乱The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. 高次幂 Mandelbrot 集的复杂数字，才叫有一点凌乱。This is chaos. 这简直是一团糟。Excuse me. 不好意思。Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is vali

27、d. 你解释下，一个餐具盘放在沙发上，这样的组织系统能叫合理吗Now, Im just inferring that this is a couch 现在，我只是假设这是沙发，because the evidence s the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale. 因为证据显示，咖啡桌上正进行一场小型旧货出售。-Leonard: Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organize 你有没想过，并不是每个人都觉得必须要. 归类、整

28、理、and label the entire world around them 并将一切事物都贴上标签-Sheldon: No. 没有想过。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页，共 8 页 - - - - - - - - - The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02 4 -Leonard: Well, they dont. Hard as it may be for you to believe, 其实人们不这样，也许你很难相信，most peopl

29、e dont sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber content. 大多数人并不用纤维量，去归类他们的芥麦早餐。-Sheldon: Excuse me, but I think weve both found that helpful at times. 抱歉，但我认为我们都发现，有时那个很管用。-Leonard: Come on, we should go. 快点，我们得走了。-Sheldon: Hang on. 等一下。-Leonard: What are you doing 你在干嘛-Sheldon: Im straighte

30、ning up. 我在清理。-Leonard: Sheldon, this is not your home. Sheldon，这不是你的家。-Sheldon: No, this is not anyones home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. 这根本不能叫家，这是社会恶化的旋涡中心。-Leonard: When the transvestite lived here, you didnt care how he kept the place. 当易装癖住在这儿的时候，你就不计较他怎么糟蹋这的。-Sheldon: Because it was

31、 immaculate. I mean, you opened that mans closet, it was left to right evening gowns, 因为他的很完美。当你打开那男人的衣橱时，从左到右，依次是女士晚礼服、cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms. 女士短裙、然后是警察制服。-Leonard: What were you doing in his closet 你去翻他的衣橱干什么-Sheldon: I helped him run some cable for a web cam. 我帮他调试摄像头网线。-Penn

32、y：Hey, guys. 嘿，伙计们。-Leonard: Oh, Hey, Penny. 嘿，Penny 。This just arrived, we just brought this up. just now. 家具刚到，我们搬上来 . 刚刚。-Penny：Great. Was it hard getting it up the stairs 太好了，你们搬上楼来很费劲吧-Leonard: No. 不。-Sheldon: No 不 -Leonard: No. 不。-Sheldon: No. 不。-Leonard: Well, well get out of your here. 好了，我们

33、出去了。-Penny：Okay, great. Thank you again. 太好了，再次谢谢你们。-Sheldon: Penny.I just want you to know that you dont have to live like this. Penny，我只是想让你知道，你没必要这样生活。Im here for you. 有我在呢。-Penny：Whats he talking about 他在说什么-Leonard: Its a joke. 说笑话。-Penny：I dont get it. 我没听懂。-Leonard: Yeah, he didnt tell it rig

34、ht. 是啊，他讲不来笑话的。-Leonard: Sheldon SheldonHello Sheldon! Sheldon! Sheldon 哈罗 Sheldon! -Sheldon: Shh, Shh, shh. Pennys sleeping. 嘘，嘘， Penny在睡觉。-Leonard: Are you insane 你疯了吗You cant just break into a womans apartment in the middle of the night and clean. 你不能就这么闯进一间女人的公寓，深更半夜，还打扫整理。-Sheldon: I had no cho

35、ice. 我别无选择。I couldnt sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and immediately adjacent to the hallway was. this. 我没法睡着，明明知道，我卧室外是客厅，客厅外是走廊，而直接紧接走廊的是 . 这个。-Leonard: Do you realize that if Penny wakes up, 你有没想过，万一 Penny醒了，there is no reasonable explanation as to why were here. 该

36、如何解释我们在这儿呢。-Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation. 我刚就给了你一个合理解释。-Leonard: No, no, you gave me an explanation. 不，不，你给了我一个解释。Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers. 可它的合理性，得由你的同伴陪审团来裁决。-Sheldon: Dont be ridiculous. I have no peers. 别说笑了。我没什么同伴。-Leonard: Sheldon, we h

37、ave to get out of here. Sheldon，我们得出去。-Sheldon: You might want to speak in a lower register. 也许你得降低声调。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页，共 8 页 - - - - - - - - - The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02 5 -Leonard: What 什么-Sheldon: Evolution has made women sensitiv

38、e to high-pitched noises while they sleep 人类进化使得女性在睡觉时，对高声调的噪音特别敏感，so that theyll be roused by a crying baby. 这样她们就能被哭闹的婴儿唤醒。If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register. 如果你不想吵醒她，降低声调。-Leonard: Thats ridiculous! 太可笑了 ! -Sheldon: No. Thats ridiculous. 不，太可笑了。-Leonard: Fine. I accept yo

39、ur premise. Now, please, lets go. 好吧，我接受你的假设，拜托，我们走。-Sheldon: Im not leaving until Im done. 没清理完，我不会走的。If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. 如果你如此清闲，还不如帮着清理。-Leonard: Oh, what the hell. 噢，该死的。-Sheldon: Morning. 早上好。-Leonard: Morning. 早上好。-Sheldon: I have to say I slept splendidly. 我得说我睡得

40、非常好。Granted, not long, but just deeply and well. 老实说，睡得不久，但是很深很沉。-Leonard: Im not surprised. 我不觉得惊讶。A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbors apartment and clean. 一个有名的民间治愈失眠法，就是闯入邻居的房间打扫清理。-Sheldon: Sarcasm 讽刺我吗-Leonard: You think 你说呢-Sheldon: Granted, my methods may have be

41、en somewhat unorthodox, 老实说，我的方法也许有些极端，but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Pennys quality of life. 但我认为最终有效地，增进了Penny的生活质量。-Leonard: Youve convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet. 你说得对，也许今晚我们该再偷溜去，给她的地毯来个泡泡浴。-Sheldon: You dont think that cross

42、es a line 你不觉得那样太过火了吗-Leonard: Yes. 当然。For Gods sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth Sheldon，难道要我每次开口讽刺你时，都举块讽刺牌-Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign 你有讽刺牌-Leonard: No, I do not have a sarcasm sign. 不，我没有讽刺牌。-Sheldon: Do you want some cereal 你想来些芥麦吗I feel so good t

43、oday; Im going to choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. 今天感觉真好，我决定选择，架子尾端的低纤维食物。Hello, Honey Puffs. 哈罗，蜂蜜泡芙。-Penny：Son of a bitch! 狗娘养的 ! -Leonard: Pennys up. Penny起床了。-Penny：You sick geeky bastards! 你们这些恶心变态的杂种 ! -Leonard: How did she know it was us 她怎么知道是我们-Sheldon: I may have left a suggest

44、ed organizational schematic for her bedroom closet. 我也许在她卧室的衣橱，留下了一个暗示性的组织记号。-Penny：Leonard! Leonard! -Leonard: God, this is going to be bad. 上帝啊，糟糕了。-Sheldon: Good-bye, Honey Puffs. Hello, Big Bran. 再见，蜂蜜泡芙。哈罗，大糠芥麦。-Penny：You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping! 你们昨晚趁我睡着时，进了我的房间

45、! -Leonard: Yes, but only to clean. 是的，但只是帮你清理房间。-Sheldon: Really more to organize. Youre not actually dirty, per se. 顶多也就是整理。本质上讲，你并不脏。-Penny：Give me back my key. 把钥匙还给我。-Leonard: Im very, very sorry. 我非常抱歉。-Penny：Do you understand how creepy this is 你们知道这有多么可怕吗-Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at

46、 length last night. 是的，我们昨晚详细地讨论过了。-Penny：In my apartment, while I was sleeping! 我的房间，趁我睡着时 ! 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 5 页，共 8 页 - - - - - - - - - The_Big_Bang_Theory_S01_E02 6 -Sheldon: And snoring. And thats probably just a sinus infection. 还打

47、鼾，那也许是种鼻窦传染病。But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. 但那会引发睡眠时呼吸暂停，你最好去看耳鼻喉科医师。The throat doctor. 就是看咽喉的医生。-Penny：And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses 哪种医生能从屁股里提鞋-Sheldon: Depending on the depth, thats either a. proctologist or a general surgeon. 依深度来看，那可能是

48、直肠病医生，或是普通外科医生。-Leonard: SARCASM 讽刺（纸上写的）-Penny：God! 上帝! -Leonard: Penny, I think what youre feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later today Penny，你现在的想法完全正确，也许再过一会儿，when youre feeling a little less. 当你感到不是那么 . for lack of a better word- violated, 该怎么说，被冒犯时，maybe we can talk about this

49、 some more. 我们可以再谈谈这件事。-Penny：Stay away from me. 离我远点。-Leonard: Sure, thats another way to go. 当然，那也是种方法。-Sheldon: Penny, Penny! Hold on. Penny，Penny! 等等。Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. 澄清一下，因为你离开后，这儿会展开讨论。Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment

50、while you were sleeping, 你是只反对我们，趁你睡着时偷溜进你房间，or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. 还是也反对被强迫接受一个，全新而井井有条的模范房间Well, that was a little non-responsive. 呃，这个回答太含糊了。-Leonard: You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize. 你得马上大步走去，正式向她道歉。Whats funny