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1、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.-author-dateFriends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第十九集1001 The One After Joey and Rachel KissFriends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季219 The One Where Eddie Wont GoScene: Chandlers bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there

2、 watching him.Chandler wakes upCHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh! Whatre you doin here?EDDIE: Nothin roomie, just watchin you sleep.CHANDLER: Why?EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please.CHANDLER: I cant sleep now.EDDIE: You want me to sing?CHANDLER: No, look, thats it, its over, I want you out,

3、I want you out of the apartment now.EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, whatre, whatre you talkin about man.CHANDLER: Hannibal Lecter.better roommate than you.EDDIE: No. See now I dont think youre being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you dont

4、see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, whats that about, huh?CHANDLER: I didnt realize that.EDDIE: Yeah.CHANDLER: GET OUT NOW!EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?CHANDLER: Yes please.EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you sa

5、y it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.CHANDLER: I want you out.EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before?EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, Ill be out by the time you get home fr

6、om work tomorrow.Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths Thank you to himselfEDDIE: I heard that.OPENING TITLES Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.JOEY: Hey.MONICA: Hey.RACHEL: Hey. Whe-ell, look at you, finally got that time machine workin huh

7、?JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin them on 8th avenue and I looked at em and I though, you know what I dont have?MONICA: A mirror?JOEY: Fine, make fun. I think its jaunty.MONICA: Wow, for a guy whos recently lost his job, youre in an awfully good mood.JOEY: Hey, Ill be alright. I mea

8、n its not like Im starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives. Heh? I mean thats gotta have some kind of cache.MONICA: Cache? Jaunty?JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. Im gonna get some coffee.Phoebe entersPHOEBE: Hey.MONICA: Hey.RACHEL: Hey.PHOEBE: Oooh,

9、so so so, did you read the book?MONICA: Oh my God, it was incredible.PHOEBE: Didnt it like totally speak to you?RACHEL: Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. Its called Be Your Own Windkeeper. Its about how women need to become more empowered.PHOEBE: Yeah and

10、 oh, and but theres, theres wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.RACHEL: Men just take out wind?PHOEBE: Ya-huh, all the time, cause they are the lightning bearers.RACHEL: Wow.PHOEBE: Yeah.RACHEL: Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like The

11、Hobbit.MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. Its like reading about every relationship Ive ever had, except for Richard.PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.MONICA: No.PHOEBE: No, cause hes yummy.MONICA: Yes. But all the other ones.PHOEBE: Oh yes. Oh and, the part about how theyr

12、e always like drinking from out pool of inner power, but God forbid we should take a sip.JOEY: Anybody want a croan.PHOEBE: Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, its like, um, Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.E

13、STELLE: Dont worry about it already. Things happen.JOEY: So, youre not mad at me for getting fired and everything?ESTELLE: Joey, look at me, look at me. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?JOEY: No, can we get back to me?ESTELLE: Look honey, people get fired left and right in this business. I already got

14、 you an audition for Another World.JOEY: Alright. Cab driver number two?ESTELLE: Youre welcome.JOEY: But I was Dr. Drake Remoray. How can I go from bein a neurosurgeon to drivin a cab?ESTELLE: Things change, roll with em.JOEY: But this is a two line part, its like takin a step backwards. Im not gonn

15、a do this.ESTELLE: Joey, Im gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and dont make on the floor.JOEY: Im sorry. See ya.Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God

16、, I mean its just so.MONICA: Isnt it.RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel.PHOEBE: I dont think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.ROSS: Hey you guys.MONICA: Hey.RO

17、SS: Uh, sweetie weve gotta go.RACHEL: NO!ROSS: No?RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?ROSS: Actually its the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you dont miss the beginning.RACHEL: No, see this isnt about the movie theatre, this is about you steal

18、ing my wind.MONICA: You go girl. I cant pull that off can I?ROSS: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow?ROSS: You, you know I, I dont, have a- have a problem with that.RACHEL: Ok, I just, I just really need to be with myself right

19、 now. Im sorry.PHOEBE: Um-um, um-um.RACHEL: Youre right, I dont have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!Scene: Joeys apartment. Joey and Ross enter.JOEY: What is it?ROSS: I, I dont know, its got all this stuff about wind and trees and theres some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I dont really get it but

20、shes, shes pretty upset about it.JOEY: See, this is why I dont date women who read. Uh-oh.ROSS: What, whats that?JOEY: Its my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That cant be good.ROSS: Open it, open in.JOEY: Oh my God.ROSS: Woah.JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?ROSS: Uh Joey, thats jus

21、t the minumum amount due, thats your total due.JOEY: Ahh.ROSS: What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I dont know what Im gonna do.ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.JO

22、EY: What?ROSS: That audition.JOEY: Thats a two line part.ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.JOEY: So what.ROSS: So suck it up man, its a job, its money.JOEY: Hey, look, I dont need you getting all judgemental and condescending and pedantic.ROSS: Toilet paper?JOEY: Yeah.ROSS: Look, Im not bei

23、ng any of those things, ok, Im just being realistic.JOEY: Well knock it off, youre supposed to be my friend.ROSS: I am your friend.JOEY: Well then tell me things like, Joey youll be fine, and, Hang in there, and, and, Somethin bigs fonna come along, I know it.ROSS: But I dont know it. What I do know

24、 is that you owe $2300 at Isnt it Chromantic.JOEY: Hey Ross, Im aware of what I owe.ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long its gonna be till you get another.JOEY: Look, I dont wanna hear this right now.ROSS: Huh, Im just saying.JOEY:

25、 Well dont just say.ROSS: Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.JOEY: Ok.ROSS: Ok. Ill see ya later. Just think about it, ok.JOEY: I dont need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, youll see. Ross, you still there?Scene: Chandlers apartment. Chandle

26、r peeks in the door. He doesnt see Eddie so he enters, breathing a sigh of relief. Eddie pops up from behind the bar.EDDIE: Hey pal.CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie whatre you still doin here?EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this things fantastic!CHANDL

27、ER: Look Eddie, arent you forgetting anything?EDDIE: Oh yeah, thats right, look I got us a new goldfish. Hes a lot fiestier that the last one.CHANDLER: Maybe cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isnt there something else youre supposed to be doing right now?EDDIE: Well, not un

28、less its got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now Im a dehydrating maniac!CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time.EDDIE: Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?CHANDLER: Your last roommates kidney?EDDIE: Thats a tomato. This one defin

29、itely goes in the display.Scene: Central Perk. Joey goes up to the bar to order.JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?JOEY: Ah, its career stuff. I dont know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.GUNTHER: Oh, thats too bad. Howd they do it?J

30、OEY: I fell down an elevator shaft.GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.JOEY: What?GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.Chandler wakes upCHANDLER: Daaahhhh!MONICA: A

31、aahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? Therell be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.MONICA: I wa-CHANDLER: Uuuh.Scene: Chandlers apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachels with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of

32、 fruit.EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.CHANDLER: Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.EDDIE: What?CHANDLER: You, move

33、 out. Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit and GET OUT!EDDIE: You, you want, you want me to move out?CHANDLER: Uh-huh.EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, thats uh, its kinda out of the blue, I mean dont you think?CHANDLER: This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of th

34、e blue.EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess Ill be back for my stuff. walks out the door and after a pause comes back in But if you think for one second Im leaving you alone with my fish, youre insane Jack!CHANDLER: You want some help.EDD

35、IE: No help required Chico. reaches into the tank and grabs the fish and puts it in his pocketScene: Joey is at the cab driver interview.JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know thats over 30 miles, thats gonna cost you about so bucks.CASTING GUY: Excuse me, thats 50 bucks.JOEY: What?CASTING G

36、UY: Five oh dollars.JOEY: Ohh, you know what it is? Its smudgy cause theyre fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remoray, theyd send over the whole script on real paper and everything. CASTING GUY: Thats great.JOEY: And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene

37、 like, like have the cab crash or somethin, I could attend to the victims cause I have a background in medical acting.CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.JOEY: No no, uh, dont thank me for comin in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day youre

38、 better off taking the budge. You were goin for the word bridge there werent ya. Ill have a good day. gets up and leavesScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take

39、your wind? I would have to say no.MONICA: And I would have to say pah-huh.PHOEBE: What?MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?RACHEL: Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.MONICA: And his puppet too.PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didnt let some guy into th

40、e forest of my righteous truth on the first date.MONICA: Who?PHOEBE: Paul.MONICA: Oh.RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, lets go back to 29.RACHEL: Not uh, not to

41、 my recollection.MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, cmon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.RACHEL: Only cause you took up half the circle.PHOEBE: Listen to you two. Its so sad. Looks like Im gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.RACHEL: Well not when they

42、 find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.MONICA: One hour? You are such a leaf blower.Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.Scene: Joeys apartment. Joey is watching

43、movers take all his stuff away.JOEY: Oh hey uh, be careful with that 3-D last supper, Judas is a little loose.ROSS: enters Oh my God, whats goin on?JOEY: Theyre takin all my stuff back. I guess you were right.ROSS: No look I wasnt right, thats what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on,

44、on my own stuff. Listen, Im someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you dont need that and thats amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.JOEY: Thanks Ross.ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I

45、cant tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.JOEY: I went.ROSS: Great, how did it go?JOEY: I didnt get it.ROSS: Good for you.JOEY: What?ROSS: Youre livin the dream.JOEY: Huh?ROSS: All right then.JOEY: movers removing a glass parrot Oh, not my parrot.ROSS

46、: What?JOEY: I cant watch this.ROSS: approaching the mover holding the parrot Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?MOVER: 1200.ROSS: Dollars? You spent $1200 dollars on a plastic bird?JOEY: Uhhh, I was an impulse buyer, near the register.ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with

47、the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?MOVER: Uh, the dog. points to a big poecelain greyhoundROSS: Huh.MOVER: Yeah.ROSS: Ill take it. My gift to you man.JOEY: Thanks Ross. I really like that bird though.Ill take the dog though.Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring e

48、ach other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.RACHEL: Here are your cakes.MONICA: We didnt order cake.RACHEL: No, I know, theyre from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.MONICA: Youre right.RACHEL: You know.PHOEBE: I