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1、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.-author-dateFriends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十二集1001 The One After Joey and Rachel KissFriends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季222 The One With the Two PartiesScene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are si

2、tting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.MONICA: So, Ill get candles and my moms lace tablecloth, and since its Rachels birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought Id poach a salmon.ALL: Ohhh.MONICA: What?ROSS: Question. Why do we a

3、lways have to have parties where you poach things?MONICA: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?JOEY: Really. Why cant we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?ROSS: Yeah.PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I

4、 think fancy parties are only fun if youre fancy on the inside and Im just not sure we are.MONICA: Alright. If you guys dont want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.Joey is staring at Monicas breastsMONICA: Joey theyre not real. I start miles beneath the surface of thes

5、e things, ok, theyre fake. See squeezes her breast honk honk.CHANDLER: Wow, its, its like porno for clowns.OPENING TITLESScene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Raches birthday party.ROSS: I talked to Rachels sisters, neither of them can come.MONICA: Ok, um so, I s

6、till have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper.PHOEBE: Why not her?JOEY: Cause she uh, she steals stuff.CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesnt steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.MONICA: Joey that is horriable.JOEY: Hey I li

7、ked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I dont know I guess I just got scared.PHOEBE: Im sorry, I didnt know.JOEY: I didnt think anyoned buy that, ok.Rachel entersROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football schol

8、arship.RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sisters graduating from college, nobody thought she would. Its a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.MONICA: So what happened?RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the sa

9、me stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.PHOEBE: Ok, so I g

10、uess we dont invite her parents.MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?CHANDLER: Why her mom?MONICA: Cause I already invited her.PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?JOEY: Oh no, cant invite her. She also steals.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up

11、for the party.PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Wheres the birthday cake?MONICA: Ok, were not having birthday cake, were having birthday flan.CHANDLER: Excuse me?MONICA: Its a traditional Mexican custard dessert.JOEY: Oh thats nice. Happy birthday Rachel, heres some goo.knock at the doorMON

12、ICA: answers the door Dr. Greene. Oh my God its Rachels dad. Whatre you doing here?MR. GREENE: What? The father cant drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that shes not here and Ill pass along the message, ok. So bye

13、-bye.MR. GREENE: Ohhh, youre having a parteee.MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.MR. GREENE: Ill never remember all of that. So uh, whats the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?C

14、HANDLER: This isnt your first surprise party, is it sir?knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. GreeneMRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.Monica slams the door back shutMONICA: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why dont you come with me

15、, well put your jacket on Rachels bed.MR. GREENE: Alright, that sounds like a two person job. they walk into Rachels bedroomMRS. GREENE: Well, my goodness, what was that?MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just werent ready for you yet.MRS. GREENE: You thought I was Rache

16、l?CHANDLER: Yes because uh, you look so young.PHOEBE: And because youre both, you know, white women.MRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?CHANDLER: NO! No, Ill take that for ya.MRS. GREENE: Oh well thank you. Such a gentleman. Thank you. Chandler takes the hot

17、 pink coat and grimaces at it Ahh, it all looks so nice, so festive, all the balloons. Chandler, remembering that Joey and Mr. Greene are in the bedroom, throws her coat in a cupboard The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. I was.Joey peeks outPHOEBE: cutting Mrs. Greene off Ha-ha, thats

18、great, ha-ha. I cant wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so. Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, itll be like were gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, itll be fun, cmon. they go in the bathroomMONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.CHANDLER: Ok, think, w

19、hat would Jack and Chrissy do?JOEY: peeks back out Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, sees that the coast is clear oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think its time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolut

20、ely, um. Why again?MONICA: Because thats where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.JOEY: Right this is staging.CHANDLER: Yeah, this more than anything else, is the staging area.JOEY: as theyre walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the doo

21、r This is clearly in the wrong apartment. they all walk across the hallScene: Later on in the hallway between the apartments. Chandler is showing people to the parties.CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one ushers 3 guys into Monicas apartment and you, you are off to party number two

22、 ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monicas apartment Alright fellas, lets keep it movin, let keep it movin.MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? buzzer goes off Alright thats Ross.CHANDLER: Ok, theyr

23、e coming, shhh. Runs into Monicas apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartmentRACHEL: Ohh, thank you for the wonderful dinner.ROSS: Thanks for being born.RACHEL: Ohh, thank you for my beautiul earrings, theyre perfect. I love you.ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.RACH

24、EL: Now I love you even more.they kiss and Ross backs her into her apartment and turns on the lightsALL: Surprise.RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.RACHEL: Wow you, you. I had no idea.ROSS: Really?RACHEL: No, I knew.ROSS: All right.

25、MONICA: Ok, everybody, theres food and drinks on the table. Go across the hall.ROSS: What?RACHEL: What?MONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandlers, go now.RACHEL: Why.MONICA: Just go.they walk across the hallALL: Surprise.MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.RACHEL: Daddy.Ad break. Time lapse. Still at par

26、ty at Chandler and Joeys. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?CHANDLER: Well, we could count again.RACHEL: I cant believe this is happening.ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I

27、say we just put em all together and if they cant deal with it, who cares.RACHEL: I do.ROSS: Thats who.CHANDLER: Look, are you gonna be ok?RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I dont really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.CHAN

28、DLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.RACHEL: What?CHANDLER: Its a traditional Mexican custard dessert.Look talk to Monica, shes on the food committee.Time lapse. Chandler runs out of the bathroom.CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, I want you Dennis, and stuck

29、her tounge down my throat. I love this party.JOEY: Quick volleyball question.CHANDLER: Volleyball.JOEY: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didnt really like that grey lamp, did you?CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, Im not even listening to you.GIRLS VOICE: Denn

30、is.CHANDLER: Ok, thats me. runs backRACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, Im gonna go talk to mom for a while.ROSS: Ok, do you have any ideas for any openers?RACHEL: Uhh, lets just stay clear of Im the guy thats doing you daughter and you should be ok.Back in Monicas partyMONICA: Ok peopl

31、e, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when youre not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.Back in Chandler and Joeys partyROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, hows everything in the uh, va

32、scular surgery.game?MR. GREENE: Its not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.ROSS: Im sorry. See thats the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.Back in Monicas partyMONICA: Listen you guys, I dont mean to be a pain about this but, um, Ive noticed that some o

33、f you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door Gunther, wherere you going?GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe.MONICA: No. No you cant go. No this is fun. Come on were just getting started. Here, heres

34、your marker.PHOEBE: Listen if you wanna go, just go.GUNTER: No, shell yell at me again.PHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.GUNTHER: What?PHOEBE: Shh. In a minute, Im gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and dont look back.Back at Chandler and Joeys partyMR. GREENE: I think I

35、need a drink.ROSS: Oh, here, I, Ill get it for ya. Whadya want?MR. GREENE: Scotch.ROSS: Scotch. Alright, Ill be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.MR. GREENE: Neat.ROSS: Cool.MR. GREENE: No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.ROSS: I know.Back at Monicas partyMR. GREENE: O

36、h hello Ross, where have you been?ROSS: Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.MRS. GREENE: Oh, scotch neat. Ya know, thats Rachels fathers drink.ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isnt that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of

37、 Chandler and Joeys apartment Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?MR. GREENE: Im getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.ROSS: No. no.MR. GREENE: Whadya mean no?ROSS: No, um, see cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, itll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Ye

38、ah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.MR. GREENE: Get my glasses too.ROSS: All righty roo. closes the door What a great moment to say that for the first time. goes to get the cigarettes and glassesMONICA: Ok, the first persons most embarassing memo

39、ry is, Monica, your party sucks. Very funny.PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?MONICA: What? she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go I dont see anything.PHOEBE: Great, Im seeing water rings again.MRS. GELLER: Ross, whose glasses are those?ROSS: M

40、ine.MRS. GREENE: You wear bi-focals?ROSS: Um-hmm. puts them on I have a condition, apparently, that I require two different sets of focals.MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?RACHEL: Well those are very popular frames.ROSS: Neil Sedaka wears them.GUY: to Phoebe I hear you

41、 can get people out of here.MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didnt tell me your boyfriend smoked.RACHEL: Yeah, like a chimney.ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place Big big smoker. In fact Im gon

42、na go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. GreeneMR. GREENE: Are you wearing my glasses?ROSS: Yes. pulls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene I was just warming up the earpieces for you.MR. GREENE: Thank you. Is that one of my cigar

43、ettes?ROSS: pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.Back in Monicas party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.PHOEBE: Ok, ok, shes taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, shell

44、be back any minute.GIRL 1: What about my friend Victor?PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and shell get suspicious.GIRL 1: Alright, let me just get my coat.PHOEBE: There isnt time. You must leave everything. Theyll take care of you next door.GIRL 1: Is it true they have beer?PHOEB

45、E: Everything youve heard is true.Back at Chandler and Joeys party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.MONICA: Could you guys please try to keep it down, were trying to start a Boggle tournament.Chandler and Joey stop dancing and laugh at herMONICA: You, and you, youre supposed to be at my party. An

46、d Gunther! What are you doing here?GUNTHER: Um gestures to dance floorPHOEBE: enters with the three people she got out Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.MONICA: Phoebe.PHOEBE: Alright, Im sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, its Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.MONI

47、CA: Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe its a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun but, you know, if people would just give it a chance. volleyball hits her in the head from behindBack at Monicas partyRACHEL: You want me to see a therapist?MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem.

48、 Youve chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, Ill make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.Chandler and Joeys partyMR. GREENE: Did you know your mother spent $1200 dollars on bansai trees. I felt like Gulliver around that place.