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1、（格拉梅西公园东21街）-Oh my God! - Really?天啊！认真的吗？我特意给你发了照片就是为了避免这种反应I sent you a photo to prepare youspecifically so I wouldnt get that reaction.Sorry. It*s a little angrier in person.抱歉真人似乎更愤怒一些Kind of like Ellen DeGeneres.有点像艾伦德杰尼勒斯But dont worry, youll look like a cover girl by the time Im through. Sit.不

2、过别担心等我搞定后你会像封♥面♥女♥郎♥一样漂亮坐吧Oh! And, uh. thisrll make you feel better.这东西能让你感觉好些Hmm.We got our big-ass commission check我们拿到了克莱尔公♥寓♥的大笔佣金支票！on Claires apartment!Oh, snap!天啊Oh, look at all those lovely zeroes.瞧瞧这些可爱的零真是一笔特别的数目-Mm. - They really get that number o

3、n its feet.Im gonna use this money as a down payment to buy out Colins half of the apartment. 我要用这笔钱做首♥付♥买♥♥下柯林手里的公♥寓 ♥份额Seriously?真的吗？When did you talk to him?你什么时候跟他聊的？I will today, at the wedding.我今天会在婚礼上找他Its supposed to be on the market six months after

4、 we separated, 我们分居六个月后这个公♥寓&hearts僦要在市场上出♥售♥了 but I really wanna stay here.但我真的想留在这里In spite of everything thats happened, I love this place. It*s my home.尽管发生了这么多事我还是喜欢这里这是我的家Of course it is. Did you always have this little scar above your eye?当然了你的眼睛上面一直有这个疤吗？No, thats a perm

5、anent souvenir of the gay ski weekend smackdown.就是说啊But Im kind of crazy about him. I guess you could say Im an old soul.但我就是很喜欢他大概是因为我的灵魂很老成吧Oof, dont tell Billy that. Youre already at the cutoff.别告诉比利你可是他约会对象的年龄上限Hey, did you talk to Colin about the apartment?嘿你跟柯林谈公♥寓♥的事了吗？I was goi

6、ng to, and then the ceremony started.我本来要说的然后婚礼就开始了Maybe Ill go over now. His table looks pretty empty.也许我可以过去聊聊他的桌子没什么人Its okay to say hello to him, by the way.对了你可以跟他打招呼的Hes done his time.我已经惩罚够他了-Im commuting his sentence. - Seriously?我要给他减刑-真的吗？Yeah. Its just too exhausting to stay mad anymore.是

7、啊总是这样生气真的太累人了Come here. Tm so proud of you.过来我真的为你骄傲Mwah!Was it something you said? Where is everybody?是因为你说了什么话吗？大家都跑哪里去了？You got the friends table.你坐在朋友桌I got the gay singles table.我这里是单身同性恋桌I think theyre in the bathroom doing blow.他们大部分都在洗手间嗑药呢Note all the untouched plates of food.那些盘子里的食物几乎没动过A

8、t least youll get to take home the centerpiece.至少你能拿走餐桌中♥央♥的摆饰了No, not necessarily. Theres a twitchy shoe salesman whos got his eye on it.那倒不一定有个神经兮兮的鞋子推销员盯上了Although that might be just a fetching little tic.不过也可能只是他面部抽筋而已Oh, sounds promising!听起来很有希望嘛Um.Anyway, theres this little busin

9、ess thing that I would like to.对了有一个正经事我想Everyone, the mother of Puerto Rican Jonathan wants to make a toast!各位波多黎各乔纳森的母亲想为大家致敬酒辞！First, let me say Im thrilled首先我真的很兴奋that after 12 years, one child,在一起12年共同抚养了一个孩子and six trips to Mykonos that could have been honeymoons.去了六次本可以当作蜜月旅行的米科诺斯岛后.these boy

10、s are finally making it legal!这两个小伙子终于正式结婚了！Though, as a devout Catholic,但作为虔诚的天主教♥徒♥Im not sure that them living in sin was my biggest problem.他们婚前同居这一罪恶也许并不是我最担忧的一点-Gay joke. - Yeah.同性恋笑话-对But I really wanna thank但我真的想感谢their very good friends, Michael and Colin,他们的好朋友麦克和柯林who I see

11、right there,他们就坐在那里for splitting up,感谢他们分手because it scared my son into marrying Jewish Jonathan因为这件事给我儿子敲了警钟所以决定和犹太乔纳森结婚after seeing how easily a relationship can end毕竟他看到如果没有婚姻的束缚without the threat of divorce hanging over it!一段关系是多么容易结束！-Glad we could help! - Hear, hear.很高兴我们能帮上忙！ 同意Cheers, everyo

12、ne!大家干杯！Cheers.干杯Wh.A little unexpected attention. Thanks, Tipsy Teresa.意外成了焦点谢谢你啊醉醺醺的特蕾莎At least something good came out of our breakup.至少我们的分手导致了这件好事发生You know, I always thought if we ever did this, got married,我总是认为如果我们当初要结婚it would be just the two of us.那就只限于我们两个人No walk down the aisle, no party

13、. Just. private.不需要婚礼仪式、派对就我们两个I guess Im glad we didnt.也许没结婚是好事If we were to end up where we are,如果我们早晚会有这样的结果getting married wouldnt have prevented you from becoming unhappy.结婚也无法改变你不开心的结局I dont know that I was unhappy. exactly. Its just.倒不是说我过得不开心只不过So much of our lives had been together, and.我们在

14、一起生活了这么多年I dont. Everything going forward seemed so inevitable.之后的一切似乎都会按部就班进行I couldnt accept the fact that the rest of my story had already been written.我无法接受自己的人生会一成不变Funny, I found that comforting.有趣我倒是觉得这话让我欣慰Well, thanks to your midlife crisis, now I get to have one of my own. 多亏了你的中年危机现在我有了自己

15、的中年危机-Michael, I didnt mean. - No, no, no, its all good. Its all good.麦克我不是不没关系I want you to be happy.我希望你幸福I really do.真的Now we both have new stories to write.现在我们两个的人生都能谱写新篇章了Thanks.谢谢-1 want you to be happy too. - Thanks.我也希望你幸福谢谢What*s this business you wanna talk about?你想谈什么正经事来着？Yeah, so I app

16、reciate that you have been paying for half the mortgage；对我很感谢你之前付了一半的贷款and I know you wanna put it on the market,我知道你想把房♥子放入市场出♥售♥but I just got a big commission check, 但我刚刚拿到一笔数目不菲的佣金and Id like to buy you out and stay in the apartment.我想买♥♥下你的份额留在公♥寓&heart

17、s;里Oh! Wow. Um.I mean, I totally get you wanting to stay in the apartment. It!s just, um.我很理解你想留在那间公♥寓♥只不过my investment brain needs to figure out if its the right move.我的投资头脑需要思考一下这样做是否正确-Can I think about it for a little while? - Yeah, sure.能让我考虑一下吗？当然可以-Look whos back and ready to pa

18、rty. - Oh.瞧瞧谁回来准备好狂欢了PH leave you two.我就不打扰你们了Miss me?想我了吗？Oh!How about that crazy toast?那套扯淡的敬酒辞是搞什么？I was a second away from pretending我差点就要假装自己被鸡骨头呛到帮你分散注意力to choke on a chicken bone as a distraction,but that would mean putting this chicken in my mouth, and have you tasted it? 不过这意味着我得把鸡肉放进嘴里你尝了吗

19、？They did not break the bank on the catering.他们可没在餐饮上花什么钱No, thats fine.没关系我们刚刚进行了友好和平的对话We actually had a nice, drama-free conversation.But he wants to think about me buying him out.不过他要考虑一下我买♥♥下他份额的事Why? What is there to think about?为什么？有什么好考虑的？Investment, the right move, blah, blah,

20、 blah.“投资是否是正确之举之类的-Hey there, wedding guests! - Oh! Hi!你们好啊婚礼客人们！-嗨！ 玩得开心吗?-Having fun? - Oh, so much!我真的很高兴你们能来庆祝我们这个特殊的日子Im so glad you could all be here to celebrate our special day, our nearest and dearest friends.我们最亲近的朋友们And Billys plus-one. Hello there.还有比利的同伴你好Uh. Hi. Wyatt. We met at Colin

21、s 50th.你好我是怀亚特我们在柯林的派对上见过Congratulations.恭喜Thanks. Colin and Michael are the whole reason.谢谢柯林和麦克正是我们Oh my gosh. Seriously? Your mother just told the entire room.拜托认真的吗？你妈妈刚刚已经给所有人讲过了FYI, its maybe not the romantic story you think it is.顺便说一句这个故事也许没你想象中那么浪漫How did you two meet?你们怎么认识的？We were hittin

22、g on the same guy at a party, 我们在派对上看上了同一个人结果他谁也没搭理 who didnt give either of us the time of day.So then we started talking, and by the end of the night, we fell in love. 然后我们开始聊天那晚结束时我们就相爱了Save room for cake.给蛋糕留点肚子Aw.They seem so happy.他们看起来很幸福Yeah, its a real fairy tale.是啊名副其实的童话故事两个被拒绝的人勾搭在一起Two

23、rejects hook upand 12 years later get married to legally trap each other forever.12年后结婚了然后永远合法地困在了一起Youre so mean!你太刻薄了 ！I know underneath that hard shell, theres a soft, squishy center. 我知道在这个坚硬的外表下有一颗柔软的心Which is exactly the opposite of how the lump in my breast feels.这和我胸部的肿块感觉完全相反Bon appetit!祝你们

24、好胃口！Thank you.谢谢苏珊你看起来真漂亮Suzanne, you look so beautiful.Ow!Sorry. I needed to get that out the way.抱歉我得先发泄一下Thank you. Now come over here and give me a hug.谢谢现在过来给我一个拥抱-Come on! - Oh!快点！Oh, I missed you so much.我好想你啊I missed you too. I didnt know how to. Or if youd even want to.我也想你我不知道该怎么或者你是否愿意-1

25、know. I know. - Yeah.我明白是啊-是啊But the ban has been lifted, so we*re cool.但禁令已经解除所以我们之间没事了How are you?你好吗？Good. Yeah.挺好的是啊-Adjusting. - Mm.还在调整Tonights a little strange. Kind of feel like I have one foot back in my old life. 今晚感觉有点奇怪感觉又回到了我以前的生活But itrs nice to see everybody. How*s Kai?但见到大家真的很开心凯怎么样？

26、Kai just found his father on 23andMe, and hers planning on meeting him, 凯在基因检测网上找到了他的生父他打算和他见面and he doesnt know that I know.但他还不知道我知道这件事-Oh, wow. - Mm-hmm.你打算告诉他吗？-You gonna tell him? -1 want to, but thats making it about me.我想告诉他但这样一来关注点就变成我了Sometimes； we have to make a selfless decision有时候我们得做一些无

27、私的决定thats better for the person we love,多考虑一下我们所爱的人or loved, than for ourselves.或者曾经爱过的人而不只想着自己-You mean Michael and the apartment. - Oh! Look at you! Catchin1 on so quick!你在说麦克和公♥寓♥的事你瞧瞧你反应多快啊！Look, the apartment has appreciated approximately 40% since we bought it,自从我们买♥&heart

28、s;了公♥寓♥后 房&hearts乂介增值了大约 40% so the logical thing to do would be to sell it, split the proceeds.所以最合理的事情应该是卖♥♥掉它然后收入对半分Wed both be assured of fair market value.我们都会得到公平的市场价值There you go with that sparkling finance repartee. Look, Colin.你又开始滔滔不绝地讲金融术语了听着柯林I love you, but y

29、ou did a shitty thing to Michael.我爱你但你对麦克做了一件很糟糕的事You have a chance to do a nice thing.你现在有机会做一件好事Honestly, I pictured different people, strangers, living there after we left.说实话我想像着在我们离开后会有完全不同的陌生人住进去Now MichaeFs probably gonna meet somebody new, theyrll live there.况且麦克很可能会遇到别人他们会在那里同居It just feels

30、 a little weird.这种感觉有点奇怪Well, baby.嗯宝贝you did that.这是你造成的J We*re reachin* just another Meanin* now J? Cause Ive been lookin1 at you For hours JJ I know there1 somethin1. ?Oh, hi, Billy.嗨比利Danny Weaver.我是丹尼韦弗Sorry. Have we.抱歉我们Last summer on Fire Island? At Tea Dance?去年夏天在火烧岛？茶舞会上？We hooked up at you

31、r house.我们去了你家约炮Right. Yeah. Hi, Danny.对啊是你啊嗨丹尼That was fun.我们玩得很爽It was.是啊If youre down for hangin out, I could give you my number.如果你想一起玩我可以把我的号♥码给你Oh, Tm down.我当然愿意Youd better stop right now JJ You*d better stop right now. JSee you soon. I hope.那就回头见但愿吧Come and kiss you.) Unbelievable.难以置信

32、You literally took that guys number to hook up right in front of me?你当着我的面拿了那个人的电♥话♥号♥码约炮？I. Uh.I mean, in my defense, I. I didnt know you were there.我得辩解一下我不知道你在附近That is so fucking disrespectful, 真是太他妈不尊重人了hitting on a waiter while youre here with me.你跟我在一起却还在勾搭服务生Thats someth

33、ing someone my age would do. Youre almost 50 years old. Grow up. 我这年纪的人才会做这种事你都快50岁了成熟点吧 Okay, Wyatt, calm down.好吧怀亚特冷静No, I was actually starting to care about you.不我已经开始真正关心你Even though everyone warned me you were a player,大家都警告我 说你是个花♥花♥公♥子♥just some old guy who still

34、thinks hes hot shit.一个自以为魅力四射的老家伙I told them, No, hes more than that.我跟他们说不他没那么简单But now I see they were right.但现在我发现他们说得对Babe, come on.宝贝拜托You dont care about anyone but yourself.你只关心自己而已You*re just a shallow, narcissistic gay cliche.你只是个肤浅、自恋、平庸的同性恋Yuck.好恶心Wyatt, please.怀亚特拜托? Youd better stop rig

35、ht now J? Youd better stop right now JJ Before I come and kiss you )-J You*d better stop right now. ? - Oh. Oh God.天啊Youd better stop right now. JYoud better stop right now JBefore I. ?Hey, Kai, whats up?嘿凯怎么了？So Trey told me you know特雷告诉我说你知道了about my.关于dad person.我爸那个人的事-J Stop right now. ) - Uh.Y

36、eah.是啊L um.我And I. I completely support whatever you choose to do.无论你选择怎么做我都完全支持你Im supposed to meet him at LExpress at 8:30.我本来要在8点半去乐派餐厅见他Fve been going back and forth about it for days.这几天我一直在来回改变主意Thats why I didnt tell you. I wanted it to be my decision.我没告诉你因为我想独自做决定Yeah, no, I. I understand.

37、Wait, 8:30. Thats soon. Youd better get goin. 是啊我理解等一下马上就到8点半了你得出发了-1 just texted him Im not coming. - What?我给他发短♥信♥说我不去了什么？Why not?为什么不去？You*re my family. Tve got all I need.你才是我的家人我不需要别人了So youre not even curious?所以你不好奇吗？No, I actually think it! just fuck me up more.不我觉得见面反而会让我更伤心I d

38、ont need another complication in my life.我不想再为我的生活找麻烦了Besides, you take up enough oxygen for two parents.再说有你一个家长就够我受的了You probably get your sarcasm from him.你的讽刺技能应该是遗传了他How did he respond when you said you werent coming?你说你不去了他有什么反应？Said hed stay there for two hours in case I changed my mind. 他说他会

39、在那里待两个小时以防我改变主意But I wont.但我不会的Bring me home a slice of gay wedding cake.给我带一块同性恋婚礼蛋糕回家Fm about to smoke a bowl, so, you know. munchies.我准备抽根大♥麻♥所以一会儿会饿的You got it, baby.没问题宝贝-J My own way back to you J - J Whoo-hoo-hoo J? I need you in my life To wash away the blues TJ Now Im standin1

40、 on the other side J? I can feel it in my bones. JWhy didnt you ask me to take you to the doctor?你为什么不叫我陪你去看医生？What?什么？Why did you ask Michael and not me?你为什么叫麦克陪你而不是我？J Ive been away too long. J没有这是同性恋滑雪周末带来的永久纪念品Does it happen to look. sexy?看起来性感吗？-Sure. - Ugh, I really should sue Billy.当然我真的应该起诉比

41、利才是Because of him, I have to see Colin多亏了他我要顶着这张脸在几个月后第一次见柯林for the first time in months, looking like this.Hell probably be with his new boyfriend, the hot architect.他可能会和他的新男友那个帅气建筑师一起How do you know? Did you ask the Jonathans?你怎么知道？你问乔纳森一家了吗？No, but I was invited with a guest, so Im sure he was t

42、oo.没有但我的邀请函上可以带同伴他肯定也是And by the look of those pics in Miami, they seem pretty serious.从迈阿密的照片看他们的关系似乎挺认真的-Sorry, baby. - Thanks.-真遗憾宝贝谢谢Fve been meditating on it. I bought an app.我一直在练习冥想我买♥♥了一个应用So I think Im in a pretty zen place.所以我觉得我现在很平静-Okay. - Yeah.好吧-是啊Theres nothing I can do

43、 about any of this.反正我什么都做不了我只能-Thats right. -1 just have to.let it all go.放下一切-Thats right. - Jesus! Can*t you fix this?没错-天啊！你不能完全遮盖住吗？I look like the last one out of Chernobyl!简直就像切尔诺贝利最后一个幸存者！Yeah, you seem super chill about the whole thing.是啊你似乎对一切的反应都很平静Well, look, so Kais friend told me that

44、Kai found his father on 23andMe. 听着凯的朋友告诉我说凯在基因检测网上找到了他爸爸Apparently, the guy lives in New York, and Kai is planning to meet him. 那家伙居然住在纽约凯准备和他见面Wow, bury the headline.Im going to be a mess in that office, and Im not gonna hear everything.我到时的状态会一团糟而且不会听到医生说的全部内容And unless the doctor is 25 and shirt

45、less, you wont hear anything either 除非那位医生25岁没穿上衣不然你也不会专注because youll be scrolling on Grindr.因为你会忙着上Grindr浏览-Thats not true. - Im sorry.不是这样的一对不起That was rude.这样说太没礼貌了I hear you graduated to Tinder.听说你升级到Tinder 了Is that really what you think of me?你真觉得我是这样的人吗？That Im a. a what? A. a shallow narciss

46、ist?我是个肤浅自恋的家伙？I didnt say that.我可没那么说Exactly.不是原话Honey.亲爰的You know I love you,你知道我爱你but you are who you are.但你就是你One of your great qualities is that at least youre honest about it.你最大的优点之一就是至少你对自己的行为很坦诚-1 wanna go to the doctor with you. - Billy, where is this coming from?我想陪你一起去看医生比利这是在搞哪一出？And wh

47、eres Wyatt?怀亚特呢？I love you, Stanley.我爱你斯坦利Whatever happens, I am here for you.不管发生什么我都会陪在你身边Why do I suddenly feel like Im comforting you?为什么我突然感觉是我在安慰你？J Get back to it jJ Get back to it J? Get back to it. ?Get it! Get it! Get it! What!来吧！怎么？-J Get back to it. ? - Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!Oh, look who it is! You realize this is a dance