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1、英语幽默笑话三篇 笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了头。为了让大家也能笑一笑，下面是我为您收集整理的英语幽默笑话三篇，希望大家开心! 想做坏梦 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam. Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied. Th

2、en I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said. 在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。” “不要信任梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。 “那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。 我教老师 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proun

3、dly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么? 儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。 一分一块钱 A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the stud

4、ents all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying A dollar per point. The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change. 一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。 考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。” 第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。