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1、关于四年级英语笑话大全与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意地违背合作原那么,引导出会话含意,并且利用会话含意之间的冲突来到达其预定功能。本文是关于四年级英语笑话，有帮助!关于四年级英语笑话：Ive e to Install the PhoneA young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there, he saw a man e into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up

2、 the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant mitments.Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor.“Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure.Ive e to install the phone.”我来安 的一个年轻人刚开场做生意,租了一间漂亮的办公室。坐在办公室,他看见一个人从外面走进办公室。装着很忙的样子,他拿起话筒,假装正在跟人谈一笔很大的生意。他从嘴里说

3、出的,都是数目很大的数字,还有口气很大的许诺。最后,他挂上 ,问来访者:“您有什么事吗关于四年级英语笑话：Bet“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling.” an an_ious father said to his boys principal.“ I dont know where he gets it from, but its bet, bet, bet.”“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.A week later he phoned the boys father.“ I thin

4、k Ive cured him,” he said.“ How? ”“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet thats a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”“ What happened ? ” asked the father.“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5.Im sure thatll teach him a lesson! ”“

5、 No, it wont,” said the father.“He bet me $10 on Monday that hed pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”“ 我想你帮我制止我儿子赌博。 ” 一位焦急的父亲对儿子的校长说。 ” 我不知道他从哪儿学来的,总是赌 , 赌 , 赌。 ”“ 交给我吧! ” 校长说。一周后,他打 给男孩的父亲。 “ 我想我已使他改邪归正。 ” 他说。“ 怎么办到的? ”“ 噢,他看着我的胡子,然后说: ‘ 我打赌那是假胡子。 ‘ 赌多少钱? 我问,他

6、说 5 美元。 ”“ 后来怎样? ” 父亲问道。“ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后,知道那是货真价实的,我就要他给我 5 美元。我敢肯定我给了他一个教训。 ”“ 不行,那没用。 ” 父亲说。 “ 星期一他和我赌了 10 美元,说周末他可以让你允许他拔你的胡子! ”关于四年级英语笑话：Theyre BusyOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.“ May I speak to your parents? ”“ Theyre busy.”“ Oh.Is anybody else there? ”“ The police.”“ Can I sp

7、eak to them? ”“ Theyre busy.”“ Oh.Is anybody else there? ”“ The firemen.”“ Can I speak to them? ”“ Theyre busy.”“ So let me get this straight - your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but theyre all busy? What are they doing? ”“ Looking for me.” 铃响了,小男孩接了 。“请你父母听 好吗?”“他们很忙。”“噢,那家里还有其别人吗

8、?”“还有警察。”“我可以和他们说话吗?”“他们很忙。”“那还有其别人吗?”“还有消防员。”“我可以和他们说话吗?”“他们也很忙。”“请直接告诉我-你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家,但他们都很忙,他们到底在干什么?”“在找我。”关于四年级英语笑话：Whose Father Was the StrongerWill and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fathers the one who dug the hole for it.”Bill wasnt impressed, “Well, thats nothing.You know the Dead Sea ? My fathers the one who killed it!”威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。威尔说: “ 喏,你知道太平洋吗?就是我爸爸为它挖的洞。 ”比尔不屑一顾: “ 噢,那没什么。你知道死海吗?那是我爸爸杀死的。 ”“关于四年级英语笑话”END第 6 页 共 6 页