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1、英语幽默笑话作文大全 英语幽默笑话300篇民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜欢的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实根底。但是它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众。WTT精心搜集了英语幽默笑话作文，供大家欣赏学习!英语幽默笑话作文：Working DogsThree guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs, and get talkin about them.First one says “My dog is called woodworker.go woodworker.” The dog grabs a log from fir

2、e and with his teeth and paws fashions a beautiful figurine.Ne_t one says “My dog is called stoneworker.go stoneworker” The dog drags a rock from the fire front and a beautiful carving emerges.Third one says “My dog is called iron worker” he puts the fire tongs into the fire and gets them red hot.“N

3、ow,” he says “Ill just touch him on the balls and you watch him make a bolt for the door.”英语幽默笑话作文：Book on elephantsThe UN sponsored a petition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.”The French submit

4、ed a te_t “The Sensuality of the Elephant - a Personal Account.”The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephants Ear.”The Americans submited an article from “Money” magazine: “Elephants - the Perfect Ta_ Shelter for the 80s”Green-

5、Peace submited a counter-entry “Elephants - theyre better than People”The Russians submited a terse manuscript titled “The superiority of the Soviet Elephant”But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier “We have no Elephants but wouldnt you want to buy a Honda instead”英语幽默笑话作文：Animal soundsA li

6、brarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has e into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk.When the chicken sees that it has the librarians attention, it squawks, “Book, book, book, BOOK!”The librarian plies, putting a couple of books down in front of th

7、e chicken.The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.The ne_t day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous days pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, “Book, book, book, BOOK!”The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with th

8、ese books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken.The chicken disappears.The ne_t day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems), “Book, book, book, BOOK!”By now, the librarians curiosity has gotten the better of her, so

9、 she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park.The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows.On the other side of the

10、trees is a small marsh.The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog ne_t to the chicken, e_amining each book, one at a time.The librarian es within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying,“Read it, read it,

11、read it.”英语幽默笑话作文：Two RabbitsThere were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred.They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing they decide to try and escape.They make this great plan and the ne_t thing they knew, they were out in the counrtyside smell

12、ing the grass and generaly having a good time.After a bit Barry gets in a bit of a mood.“Why are you in such a mood” says Fred.Barry in a sulky mood says “Well you know that laboratory we were at, well Im starting to miss that place”Fred in disbelief says “What, are you mad.That place is a dump.Ive

13、got more injection holes on my body than pores!”“Yeah I know ” says Barry “But Im killing for a fag.”英语幽默笑话作文：Amazing PigA homeless man stops at a farmhouse to beg to spend the night.The farmer answers the door and says “Sure, we can put you up.”The vagrant washes up for dinner and meets the family

14、downstairs.Sitting at the dinner table are the farmer, his wife, their son, and a gigantic pig who is sitting at the table like a human.Throughout the meal the vagrant tries not to stare at the pig, who sports three medals around his neck, as well as a wooden leg.Finally, he can contain his curiosit

15、y no longer.He asks “Would you mind telling me about the bronze medal around your pigs neck?”The farmer says “Sure.Its really an incredible story.Little Timmy here was swimming in the lake when he got a cr and started to drown.This pig heard his cries for help, busted out of his pen, ran to the lake

16、, and saved our sons life.So, we gave him the medal.”The vagrant is amazed and says “Well, how about that silver medal?”The farmer says “A few months ago our house caught fire in the middle of the night while we were all sleeping.This pig saw the flames, busted out of his pen and ran into the house,

17、 waking us up in time.To show our gratitude we gave him that silver medal.”The homeless man says “While Im at it, I might as well ask you about the gold medal.”The farmer says “My wife was attacked by a burglar several weeks ago.This pig heard her cries, busted out of his pen, and chased that man far away.To show my thanks I gave him that gold medal”The homeless man sits in awe of the pig, who is blithely eating his meal with a knife and fork.He asks “What about the wooden leg?”The farmer says, matter-of-factly, “Well, you dont eat a pig like THAT all at once!”“英语幽默笑话作文”END第 7 页 共 7 页