浙江省杭州市塘栖中学高中英语 The Million Pound Bank Note教学素材 新人教版必修3.doc

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1、浙江省杭州市塘栖中学高中英语 The Million Pound Bank Note教学素材 新人教版必修3The 1,000,000 pound Bank-Note Mark Twain When I was twenty-seven years old, I was a mining-brokers clerk in San Francisco, and an expert in all the details of stock traffic. I was alone in the world, and had nothing to depend upon but my wits and

2、 a clean reputation; but these were setting my feet in the road to eventual fortune, and I was content with the prospect.My time was my own after the afternoon board, Saturdays, and I was accustomed to put it in on a little sail-boat on the bay. One day I ventured too far, and was carried out to sea

3、. Just at nightfall, when hope was about gone, I was picked up by a small brig which was bound for London. It was a long and stormy voyage, and they made me work my passage without pay, as a common sailor. When I stepped ashore in London my clothes were ragged and shabby, and I had only a dollar in

4、my pocket. This money fed and sheltered me twenty-four hours. During the next twenty-four I went without food and shelter.About ten oclock on the following morning, seedy and hungry, I was dragging myself along Portland Place, when a child that was passing, towed by a nurse-maid, tossed a luscious b

5、ig pearminus one biteinto the gutter. I stopped, of course, and fastened my desiring eye on that muddy treasure. My mouth watered for it, my stomach craved it, my whole being begged for it. But every time I made a move to get it some passing eye detected my purpose, and of course I straightened up t

6、hen, and looked indifferent, and pretended that I hadnt been thinking about the pear at all. This same thing kept happening and happening, and I couldnt get the pear. I was just getting desperate enough to brave all the shame, and to seize it, when a window behind me was raised, and a gentleman spok

7、e out of it, saying:“Step in here, please.”I was admitted by a gorgeous flunkey, and shown into a sumptuous room where a couple of elderly gentlemen were sitting. They sent away the servant, and made me sit down. They had just finished their breakfast, and the sight of the remains of it almost overp

8、owered me. I could hardly keep my wits together in the presence of that food, but as I was not asked to sample it, I had to bear my trouble as best I could.Now, something had been happening there a little before, which I did not know anything about until a good many days afterwards, but I will tell

9、you about it now. Those two old brothers had been having a pretty hot argument a couple of days before, and had ended by agreeing to decide it by a bet, which is the English way of settling everything.You will remember that the Bank of England once issued two notes of a million pounds each, to be us

10、ed for a special purpose connected with some public transaction with a foreign country. For some reason or other only one of these had been used and canceled; the other still lay in the vaults of the Bank. Well, the brothers, chatting along, happened to get to wondering what might be the fate of a p

11、erfectly honest and intelligent stranger who should be turned adrift in London without a friend, and with no money but that million-pound bank-note, and no way to account for his being in possession of it. Brother A said he would starve to death; Brother B said he wouldnt. Brother A said he couldnt

12、offer it at a bank or anywhere else, because he would be arrested on the spot. So they went on disputing till Brother B said he would bet twenty thousand pounds that the man would live thirty days, anyway, on that million, and keep out of jail, too. Brother A took him up. Brother B went down to the

13、Bank and bought that note. Just like an Englishman, you see; pluck to the backbone. Then he dictated a letter, which one of his clerks wrote out in a beautiful round hand, and then the two brothers sat at the window a whole day watching for the right man to give it to.They saw many honest faces go b

14、y that were not intelligent enough; many that were intelligent, but not honest enough; many that were both, but the possessors were not poor enough, or, if poor enough, were not strangers. There was always a defect, until I came along; but they agreed that I filled the bill all around; so they elect

15、ed me unanimously, and there I was now waiting to know why I was called in. They began to ask me questions about myself, and pretty soon they had my story. Finally they told me I would answer their purpose. I said I was sincerely glad, and asked what it was. Then one of them handed me an envelope, a

16、nd said I would find the explanation inside. I was going to open it, but he said no; take it to my lodgings, and look it over carefully, and not be hasty or rash. I was puzzled, and wanted to discuss the matter a little further, but they didnt; so I took my leave, feeling hurt and insulted to be mad

17、e the butt of what was apparently some kind of a practical joke, and yet obliged to put up with it, not being in circumstances to resent affronts from rich and strong folk.I would have picked up the pear now and eaten it before all the world, but it was gone; so I had lost that by this unlucky busin

18、ess, and the thought of it did not soften my feeling towards those men. As soon as I was out of sight of that house I opened my envelope, and saw that it contained money! My opinion of those people changed, I can tell you! I lost not a moment, but shoved note and money into my vest pocket, and broke

19、 for the nearest cheap eating house. Well, how I did eat! When at last I couldnt hold any more, I took out my money and unfolded it, took one glimpse and nearly fainted. Five millions of dollars! Why, it made my head swim.I must have sat there stunned and blinking at the note as much as a minute bef

20、ore I came rightly to myself again. The first thing I noticed, then, was the landlord. His eye was on the note, and he was petrified. He was worshiping, with all his body and soul, but he looked as if he couldnt stir hand or foot. I took my cue in a moment, and did the only rational thing there was

21、to do. I reached the note towards him, and said, carelessly:“Give me the change, please.”Then he was restored to his normal condition, and made a thousand apologies for not being able to break the bill, and I couldnt get him to touch it. He wanted to look at it, and keep on looking at it; he couldnt

22、 seem to get enough of it to quench the thirst of his eye, but he shrank from touching it as if it had been something too sacred for poor common clay to handle. I said:“I am sorry if it is an inconvenience, but I must insist. Please change it; I havent anything else.”But he said that wasnt any matte

23、r; he was quite willing to let the trifle stand over till another time. I said I might not be in his neighborhood again for a good while; but he said it was of no consequence, he could wait, and, moreover, I could have anything I wanted, any time I chose, and let the account run as long as I pleased

24、. He said he hoped he wasnt afraid to trust as rich a gentleman as I was, merely because I was of a merry disposition, and chose to play larks on the public in the matter of dress. By this time another customer was entering, and the landlord hinted to me to put the monster out of sight; then he bowe

25、d me all the way to the door, and I started straight for that house and those brothers, to correct the mistake which had been made before the police should hunt me up, and help me do it. I was pretty nervous; in fact, pretty badly frightened, though, of course, I was no way in fault; but I knew men

26、well enough to know that when they find theyve given a tramp a million-pound bill when they thought it was a one-pounder, they are in a frantic rage against him instead of quarreling with their own near-sightedness, as they ought. As I approached the house my excitement began to abate, for all was q

27、uiet there, which made me feel pretty sure the blunder was not discovered yet. I rang. The same servant appeared. I asked for those gentlemen.“They are gone.” This in the lofty, cold way of that fellows tribe.“Gone? Gone where?”“On a journey.”“But whereabouts?”“To the Continent, I think.”“The Contin

28、ent?”“Yes, sir.”“Which wayby what route?”“I cant say, sir.”“When will they be back?”“In a month, they said.”“A month! Oh, this is awful! Give me some sort of idea of how to get a word to them. Its of the last importance.”“I cant, indeed. Ive no idea where theyve gone, sir.”“Then I must see some memb

29、er of the family.”“Familys away, too; been abroad monthsin Egypt and India, I think.”“Man, theres been an immense mistake made. Theyll be back before night. Will you tell them Ive been here, and that I will keep coming till its all made right, and they neednt be afraid?”“Ill tell them, if they come

30、back, but I am not expecting them. They said you would be here in an hour to make inquiries, but I must tell you its all right, theyll be here on time and expect you.”So I had to give it up and go away. What a riddle it all was! I was like to lose my mind. They would be here “on time.” What could th

31、at mean? Oh, the letter would explain, maybe. I had forgotten the letter; I got it out and read it. This is what it said:“You are an intelligent and honest man, as one may see by your face. We conceive you to be poor and a stranger. Enclosed you will find a sum of money. It is lent to you for thirty

32、 days, without interest. Report at this house at the end of that time. I have a bet on you. If I win it you shall have any situation that is in my giftany, that is, that you shall be able to prove yourself familiar with and competent to fill.”No signature, no address, no date. Well, here was a coil

33、to be in! You are posted on what had preceded all this, but I was not. It was just a deep, dark puzzle to me. I hadnt the least idea what the game was, nor whether harm was meant me or a kindness. I went into a park, and sat down to try to think it out, and to consider what I had best do.At the end

34、of an hour my reasonings had crystallized into this verdict. Maybe those men mean me well, maybe they mean me ill; no way to decide thatlet it go. Theyve got a game, or a scheme, or an experiment, of some kind on hand; no way to determine what it islet it go. Theres a bet on me; no way to find out w

35、hat it islet it go. That disposes of the indeterminable quantities; the remainder of the matter is tangible, solid, and may be classed and labeled with certainty. If I ask the Bank of England to place this bill to the credit of the man it belongs to, theyll do it, for they know him, although I dont;

36、 but they will ask me how I came in possession of it, and if I tell the truth, theyll put me in the asylum, naturally, and a lie will land me in jail. The same result would follow if I tried to bank the bill anywhere or to borrow money on it. I have got to carry this immense burden around until thos

37、e men come back, whether I want to or not. It is useless to me, as useless as a handful of ashes, and yet I must take care of it, and watch over it, while I beg my living. I couldnt give it away, if I should try, for neither honest citizen nor highwayman would accept it or meddle with it for anythin

38、g. Those brothers are safe. Even if I lose their bill, or burn it, they are still safe, because they can stop payment, and the Bank will make them whole; but meantime Ive got to do a months suffering without wages or profitunless I help win that bet, whatever it may be, and get that situation that I

39、 am promised. I should like to get that; men of their sort have situations in their gift that are worth having.I got to thinking a good deal about that situation. My hopes began to rise high. Without doubt the salary would be large. It would begin in a month; after that I should be all right. Pretty

40、 soon I was feeling first- rate. By this time I was tramping the streets again. The sight of a tailor-shop gave me a sharp longing to shed my rags, and to clothe myself decently once more. Could I afford it? No; I had nothing in the world but a million pounds. So I forced myself to go on by. But soo

41、n I was drifting back again. The temptation persecuted me cruelly. I must have passed that shop back and forth six times during that manful struggle. At last I gave in; I had to. I asked if they had a misfit suit that had been thrown on their hands. The fellow I spoke to nodded his head towards anot

42、her fellow, and gave me no answer. I went to the indicated fellow, and he indicated another fellow with his head, and no words. I went to him, and he said:“Tend to you presently.”I waited till he was done with what he was at, then he took me into a back room, and overhauled a pile of rejected suits,

43、 and selected the rattiest one for me. I put it on. It didnt fit, and wasnt in any way attractive, but it was new, and I was anxious to have it; so I didnt find any fault, but said, with some diffidence:“It would be an accommodation to me if you could wait some days for the money. I havent any small

44、 change about me.”The fellow worked up a most sarcastic expression of countenance, and said:“Oh, you havent? Well, of course, I didnt expect it. Id only expect gentlemen like you to carry large change.”I was nettled, and said:“My friend, you shouldnt judge a stranger always by the clothes he wears.

45、I am quite able to pay for this suit; I simply didnt wish to put you to the trouble of changing a large note.”He modified his style a little at that, and said, though still with something of an air:“I didnt mean any particular harm, but as long as rebukes are going, I might say it wasnt quite your a

46、ffair to jump to the conclusion that we couldnt change any note that you might happen to be carrying around. On the contrary, we can.”I handed the note to him, and said:“Oh, very well; I apologize.”He received it with a smile, one of those large smiles which goes all around over, and has folds in it

47、, and wrinkles, and spirals, and looks like the place where you have thrown a brick in a pond; and then in the act of his taking a glimpse of the bill this smile froze solid, and turned yellow, and looked like those wavy, wormy spreads of lava which you find hardened on little levels on the side of

48、Vesuvius. I never before saw a smile caught like that, and perpetuated. The man stood there holding the bill, and looking like that, and the proprietor hustled up to see what was the matter, and said, briskly:“Well, whats up? whats the trouble? whats wanting?”I said: “There isnt any trouble. Im wait

49、ing for my change.”“Come, come; get him his change, Tod; get him his change.”Tod retorted: “Get him his change! Its easy to say, sir; but look at the bill yourself.”The proprietor took a look, gave a low, eloquent whistle, then made a dive for the pile of rejected clothing, and began to snatch it this way and that, talking all the time excitedly, and as if to himself:“Sell an eccentric millionaire such an un