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1、到韦博学习英语到韦博学习英语，更方便更方便，更快捷更快捷 English prefect your life!厦门韦博英语培训机构厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享分享 1-8 114 The One With the Candy Hearts情人节糖果情人节糖果 Scene:Central Perk,Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter,and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her.No pun intended.I mean it.Joey:Im tellin you

2、Ross,she wants you.Ross:She barely knows me.We just live in the same building.Chandler:Any contact?Ross:She lent me an egg once.Joey:Youre in!Ross:Aw,right.Woman:Hi,Ross.Ross:Hey.(stutters something incoherent)Chandler:Come on,Ross,you gotta get back in the game here,ok?The Rachel things not happeni

3、ng,your ex-wife is a lesbianI dont think we need a third.Joey:Excuse me,could we get an egg over here,still in the shell?Thanks.Ross:An egg?Joey:Yeah,youre gonna go up to her and say,Heres your egg back,Im returning your egg.Chandler:I think its winning.Ross:I think its insane.Chandler:Shell love it

4、.Go with the egg,my friend.(Ross walks over to the woman,egg in hand.)Joey:Think itll work?Chandler:No,its suicide.The mans got an egg.Opening Credits Scene:Central Perk,Monica,Rachel,Phoebe,Joey,Chandler are there.Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.Monica:You can not do this.Rachel:Do wha

5、t,do what?Monica:Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.Rachel:No!Phoebes!Dont you remember why you dumped the guy?Phoebe:Cause he was creepy,and mean,and a little frightening.alright,still,its nice to have a date on Valentines Day!Monica:But Phoebe,you can go out with a creepy guy any night of

6、the year.I know I do.Rachel:Well,what are you guys doing tomorrow night?Joey:Actually,tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.Chandler:Oh,uh,listen,about tonight.Joey:No,no,no,dont you dare bail on me.The only reason shes goin out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her fri

7、end.Chandler:Yes,I know,but her friend sounds like such a.Joey:Pathetic mess?I know,butcome on,man,shes needy,shes vulnerable.Im thinkin,cha-ching!(Rachel throws a roll at Joey.He picks it up and eats it.)114 114 情人节糖果情人节糖果 告诉你吧，罗斯，她要你 她跟我不熟 我们只是住在同一栋公寓 有过任何接触?她借过我一颗蛋 有机会了 罗斯 嗨 快，你得再接再厉 你和瑞秋的事没指望 你前

8、妻是个女同志 我们不想有第三回 抱歉，能给我们一颗蛋吗？整颗蛋，谢谢 蛋？对，你拿这颗蛋去还她，说 还给你鸡蛋 我们赢定了 拜托，这太离谱了 她会喜欢的 朋友，带着蛋去 你想会成功吗？才怪，这简直是自杀 你不能这样做 做什么？罗杰明天要带她出去 不，菲比难道你忘了为何抛弃他？因为他惹人厌又可怖 但情人节有人共度也不差 菲比，其他任何一夜跟他约会都无所谓 我知道我会这么做 你们明晚有何节目？明天有何节目全看今天的表现 关于今晚 不,你不能背叛我 我答应为她朋友带一位男伴 她才答应与我约会 我知道，但她朋友好像是个.可怜虫，我知道 到韦博学习英语到韦博学习英语，更方便更方便，更快捷更快捷 Engl

9、ish prefect your life!厦门韦博英语培训机构厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享分享 2-8 Thanks.Look,you have not been out with a woman since Janice.Youre doin this.Ross:Hi.She said yes.Chandler:Yes!Way to go,man!(Chandler and Ross hug.Something crunches in Ross shirt pocket.)Still got the egg,huh?Scene:A Restaurant,Joey and Chandler

10、are there,waiting for their dates to show up.Joey:(Looking at himself in the reflection on a knife)How do I look?Chandler:Oh,uh,I.dont.care.(Joeys date shows up)Ok,now,remember,no trading.You get the pretty one,I get the mess.Lorraine:Hi,Joey.Well well,look what you brought.Very nice.Chandler:.And w

11、hat did you bring?Lorraine:Shes checking the coats.Joey,Im gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.Will you get me a white Zinfandel,and a glass of red for Janice.Chandler:Janice?(Lorraine leaves.Joey shakes his head as though to say,It cant be the same Janice.Janice enters.)Janice:Oh.my.God.Chandl

12、er:(angrily)Hey,its Janice.Scene:The bathroom at the restaurant,Chandler and Joey are talking.Chandler:Ok,Im makin a break for it,Im goin out the window.Joey:No,no,no,dont!Ive been waitin for like,forever to go out with Lorraine.Just calm down.Chandler:Calm down?Calm down?You set me up with the woma

13、n that Ive dumped twice in the last five months!Joey:(at the urinal)Can you stop yellin?Youre makin me nervous,and I cant go when Im nervous.Chandler:Im sorry,Im sorry,youre right.(gets up right behind Joey and yells in his ear)Come on,do it,do it,go,come on!Scene:Monica and Rachels,the girls are al

14、l there,discussing their bad luck with men.Rachel:Ok,ok,Roger was creepy,but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.Monica:Which one was Pete Carney?Rachel:Pete the Weeper?Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex.(imitating)Was it good for you?Monica:Yeah,well,Ill take a little crying

15、 any day over Howard-the-I-win-guy.(imitating)I win!I win!I went out with the guy for two monthsI didnt get to win once.Rachel:How did we end up with these jerks?Were good people!Monica:I dont know.Maybe were some kinda magnets.Phoebe:I know I am.Thats why I cant wear a digital watch.Monica:Theres m

16、ore beer,right?Phoebe:Oh!You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?She said that if 但她是如此渴望如此脆弱 我想.谢谢 你和Janice之后就没约过会 你一定要去 她答应了 干得好 蛋还在？对 我的样子如何？不关我的事 切记，不准交换 你有美女相伴，我有贱货作陪 乔依 瞧你带什么人来，真帅 你带谁来？她在放外套 乔伊，我去洗掉手上的猫味 你帮我和Janice点萄葡酒和红酒 Janice Janice 天啊 是Janice 我得逃了，我要从窗子爬出去 拜托，别这样 我一直梦想与萝拉妮约会 冷静点.冷静？你竟凑

17、合我与在五个月内 被我甩掉两次的女人 别这么大声行吗？你让我紧张得 我一紧张就尿不出来 抱歉，你说得对 快尿！快点，尿啊！.罗杰虽讨人厌，但与彼德卡尼相较还差得远呢 谁是彼德卡尼？爱哭鬼彼德 我们每次做爱他就哭“你满足吗？”我每天都想为霍尔那个家伙哭 我赢了 我和他约会两个月一次都没赢过 到韦博学习英语到韦博学习英语，更方便更方便，更快捷更快捷 English prefect your life!厦门韦博英语培训机构厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享分享 3-8 you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle,you can do like a cleansing

18、 ritual.Rachel:Pheebes,this woman is voluntarily bald.Phoebe:Yeah.So,we can do it tomorrow night,you guys.Its Valentines Day.Its perfect.Monica:Ok,well,what kind of ritual?Phoebe:Ok.We can,um,we can burn the stuff they gave us.Rachel:Or?Phoebe:Or.or we can chant and dance around naked,you know,with

19、sticks.Monica:Burnings good.Rachel:Burnings good.Yeah,I got stuff to burn.Scene:The Restaurant,Joey,Lorraine,Chandler,and Janice are at the table.Joey and Lorraine are seated very close,Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.Lorraine:You know,ever since I was little,Ive b

20、een able to pick up quarters with my toes.Joey:Good for you.(jumps suddenly)Uh,quarters or rolls of quarters?Janice:By the way,Chandler.I cut you out of all my pictures.So if you want,I have a bag with just your heads.Chandler:Thats OK.Janice:Oh,are you sure?Really?Because you know,you could make li

21、ttle puppets out of them,and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.(Lorraine whispers into Joeys ear.)Joey:(to Lorraine)We cant do that.Chandler:(disgusted)What?What cant you do?Joey:Uh,can I talk to you for a second,over there?(Chandler and Joey leave the table.)Joey:Uh,we might be leaving

22、now.Chandler:Tell me its you and me we.Joey:She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off.Im not even sure what slathering is,but I definitely want to be a part of it.Chandler:Ok,you can not do this to me.Joey:Youre right,Im sorry.Youre right.Lorraine:(to waiter)Uh,can we hav

23、e three chocolate mousses to go please?Joey:Im outta here.Heres my credit card.Dinners on me.Im sorry,Chandler.Chandler:I hope she throws up on you.(Joey leaves with Lorraine.Chandler sits back down with Janice.)Chandler:So.Janice:Just us.Chandler:Oh,what a crappy night!Janice:Although,I have enjoye

24、d the fact that,uh your shirts been stickin outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.Chandler:Excuse me.(gets up,jumps up and down while he zips his zipper up.other patrons look at him)How ya doin?我们怎会和这些浑蛋在一起？我们可是良家妇女 不知道 或许我们有某种吸引力吧 我知道我有 所以我不能戴电子表 还有啤酒？记得我那剃光头的朋友艾比？她说想要停止与恶男交往

25、的恶性循环 可以举行一个清理仪式 菲比，她是个大秃头。对 我们明晚可以试试看 明天情人节是绝佳的时刻 什么仪式？我们可以烧掉他们送的东西 或者是？或是念经，拿着权杖裸体跳舞 还是烧东西好 烧东西好 我有东西可以烧 我从儿时就能用脚趾夹起两毛五 是吗？真厉害 哪一种两毛五？对了，钱德 我把照片上的你都剪掉了 如果需要 我有一袋你的头 不用了 确定？真的？你可以在你的“残酷戏院”中 用它们玩傀儡游戏 你不能这么做 什么？不能做什么？能过去和你谈谈吗？我们得先离开 告诉我这是你和我，我们 她说她要在我身上涂满东西 然后舔干净 我不知道涂是什么意思，但我不想错过 你不能这样待我 你说得对，抱歉 到韦博

26、学习英语到韦博学习英语，更方便更方便，更快捷更快捷 English prefect your life!厦门韦博英语培训机构厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享分享 4-8 Janice:So,do we have the best friends or what?Chandler:Joeys not a friend.Hes.a stupid man who left us his credit card.Another drink?Some dessert?A big screen TV?Janice:I will go for that drink.Chandler:You got it.Goo

27、d woman!(the waiter turns around,its a man)Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?Janice:Each.Chandler:Thats right,each.Oh,and a uh Rob Roy.(to Janice)Ive always wanted to know.Scene:Chandlers bedroom,Chandler wakes up,and finds someone elses hand on his chest.He rolls over and is s

28、hocked to see Janice there.Janice:Happy Valentines Day!Commercial Break Scene:The Hallway,Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment.Janice:Oh,I miss you already.Can you believe this happened?Chandler:No.no!And yet it did.Good-bye,Janice.Janice:Kiss me!(Janice kisses him.Monica comes out

29、for the newspaper.Monica:Oh,Chandler,sorry.(Janice turns around,Monica sees who it is.)Monica:Ohhh,Chandler,sorry!Hey,Janice.Janice:Hi,Monica.Chandler:Ok,well,this was very special.Monica:Rach,come see whos out here!(Rachel comes out.)Rachel:Oh my god.Janice,hi!Chandler:Janice is gonna go away now.M

30、onica:Ill be right back.(Joey enters from the stairs.)Rachel:Oh,Joey,look who it is.Joey:(in disbelief)Whoa.Chandler:Oh,good,Joeys home now.Janice:This is so fun.This is like a reunion in the hall.(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)Monica:Oh,hi,Ross.Yeah.Theres someone I want you to say hi t

31、o.(to Chandler)He just happened to call.Janice:Hi,Ross.Yes,its me.How did you know?(she laughs obnoxiously)Scene:A Chinese Restaurant,Ross is there with his date.Ross:Im just sayin if dogs do experience jet lag,then,because of the whole um,seven dog years to one human year thing,then,when a dog flie

32、s from New York to Los Angeles,he doesnt just lose three hours,he loses like a week and a half.(Ross starts to laugh,and then makes a face like Why did I just say that?Ross ex-wife,Carol,and her lesbian lover,Susan,enter the restaurant.Ross stares at 三份巧克力慕斯外带 我走了 这是我的信用卡 这一顿算我的。对不起，钱德 我希望她吐在你身上 只剩下

33、我们 真是糟糕的一夜 但我还是一直欣赏你拉链里的衣服 自你从洗手间回来后 抱歉 近来可好？他们是我们最要好的朋友？乔伊哪儿称得上是朋友 他 这笨蛋留下信用卡 想再来一杯？甜点？大银幕电视？我想再来一杯 没问题，好女人 拿瓶最贵的香槟来 每人各一瓶 对，每人各一瓶 罗伯罗伊.我老早就想品尝了 情人节快乐 我现在就开始想念你了 你能相信会发生这种事吗？不能 但还是发生了 再见，Janice 吻我 钱德，抱歉 钱德，抱歉。Janice 摩尼卡 真是太特别了 瑞秋，看谁来了 天啊，Janice 她就要走了 我马上回来 乔伊，看谁来了 很好，乔伊回来了 这真是太好玩了 好像是大团圆一样 到韦博学习英语到

34、韦博学习英语，更方便更方便，更快捷更快捷 English prefect your life!厦门韦博英语培训机构厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享分享 5-8 them.)Kristin:Thats funny.Who are they?Ross:The blond woman is my ex-wife,and the woman touching her is her.close,personal friend.Kristin:You mean theyre lovers.Ross:If you wanna put a label on it.Kristin:Wow,uh,anything e

35、lse I should know?Ross:Nope,nope,thats it.(Carol takes off her jacket,her pregnant belly is exposed.)Ross:Oh,and shes pregnant with my baby.I always forget that part.(to Carol and Susan)Helloo!Scene:Monica and Rachels,the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire.Phoebe:Ok,so now we need,um sage bra

36、nches and the sacramental wine.Monica:All I have is,is oregano and a Fresca.Phoebe:Um,thats ok!(throws it in fire)Ok.All right.Now we need the semen of a righteous man.Rachel:Ok,Pheebs,you know what,if we had that,we wouldnt be doing the ritual in the first place.Monica:Can we just start throwing th

37、ings in?Phoebe:Ok,yeah,ok.(she throws the directions in)Oh,OK.Rachel:(tossing things in the fire)Ok,Barrys letters.Adam Ritters boxer shorts.Phoebe:Ok,and I have the,uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.Monica:Look,heres a picture of Scotty Jared naked.Rachel:(looking at picture)Hey hes

38、wearing a sweater.Monica:No.Rachel and Phoebe:Eww!Rachel:And here we have the last of Paulos grappa.Monica:Hey,Rachel,isnt that stuff almost pure.(Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire.A burst of flames shoots up from it.)Scene:Central Perk,Chandler and Joey are there.Chandler is preparing to dump J

39、anice again.Chandler:How can I dump this woman on Valentines day?Joey:I dont know.You dumped her on New Years.Chandler:Oh,man.In my next life,Im coming back as a toilet brush.(Janice enters.)Janice:Hello,funny Valentine.Chandler:Hi,Just Janice.Janice:Hello,Joey,our little matchmaker.I could just kis

40、s you all over,and Im gonna!(Janice kisses Joey all over.Chandler smiles.)Joey:(to Chandler)If you dont do it,I will.Scene:The Chinese Restaurant.Ross:So,um,what do you do for a living?罗斯，对，跟某人打个招呼吧 他恰好打电话来 罗斯 对，是我 你怎么会知道？我是说会如果狗有时差问题 因此狗的七年等于人的一年 那么狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶 损失的不是三小时，而是十天 真好笑 她们是谁？金发的是我前妻 碰她的是她的密友

41、你是指她们是情人？如果你硬要这么说的话 我需要知道什么？不，就这些了 对了，她怀了我的孩子 我总是忘了这件事 我们需要鼠尾草和沙加缅度酒 我只有牛至叶和佛瑞斯加 那样也行 现在我们需要正义男子的精液 菲比，如果我们有 现在就无需进行仪式了 可以丢东西了吗？可以了 巴瑞的信 亚当瑞塔的四角裤 我和纳可路路晚餐的收据 这是史考帝的裸体照片 他穿着毛衣 没有 这是保罗的萄葡酒 等等，这不是几乎纯 我怎能在情人节甩掉她 天晓得，但你在新年甩掉她 下辈子我要当马桶刷 有趣的情人 Janice 乔伊，我们的小媒婆 我忍不住想吻你 如果你不敢，就让我来开口 到韦博学习英语到韦博学习英语，更方便更方便，更快捷

42、更快捷 English prefect your life!厦门韦博英语培训机构厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享分享 6-8 Kristin:Well,um,for the past few years Ive been working.(Ross is watching Carol and Susan,not listening to Kristin.Susan gets up,and has to go.Carol is left stranded).which is funny because,that wasnt even my major.Carol:Oh no.I thought yo

43、u said they could shoot the spot without you.Susan:I thought they could.Ill try to get back as soon as I can.Im sorry.(Ross realizes Kristin was expecting him to laugh,so he starts to laugh hysterically.)Ross:Now that is funny.Hey,do you think.would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us

44、?Cause shes,shes alone now,and pregnant,and,and sad.Kristin:(reluctantly)I guess.Ross:Are you sure?Great.Carol?Wanna come over and join us?Carol:Oh,no no no.Im fine.Im fine.Ross:Come on.These peoplell scooch down.You guysll scooch,wont you?Lets try scooching!Come on.Come on.Uh,Kristen Riggs,this is

45、Carol Willick.Carol,Kristin.Uh,Carol teaches sixth grade.And,Kristin,Kristin.(struggling).does something that,funnily enough,wasnt even her major!Scene:Monica and Rachels,firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control.Fireman No.1:What do we got there?Fireman No.2:A piece of somethi

46、ng:boxer shorts,greeting cards,and what looks like a half-charred pictureWow,that guys hairier than the Chief!Monica:You know,its a really funny story how this happened.Fireman No.3:Its all right.Its all right.You dont have to explain.This isnt the first boyfriend bonfire that weve seen get out of c

47、ontrol.Fireman No.1:Youre our third call tonight.Rachel:Really?Fireman No.2:Oh,sure,Valentines is our busiest night of the year.Scene:Central Perk.Janice:I brought you something.Chandler:Is it loaded?Oh,little candy hearts.(reading the candy)Chan and Jan Forever.Janice:I had them made special.Chandl

48、er:Ok,Janice.Janice.Hey,Janice.Look,theres no way for me to tell you this.At least theres no new way for me to tell you this.I just dont things are gonna work out.Janice:Thats fine.Chandler:(surprised)It is?Janice:Mmm-hmm.Because I know that this isnt the end.Chandler:Oh no,you see,actually it is.Ja

49、nice:No,it isnt,because you wont let that happen.Dont you know it yet?You love me,Chandler Bing.Chandler:Oh,no I dont.Janice:Well then ask yourself this.Why do you think we keep ending up 你从事什么职业？这几年都在.不，我以为你说他们可以自己做 我以为他们会试试看 我会尽量赶回来，抱歉 真好笑，我又不是主修那个 真好笑 我邀Carol过来会很奇怪吗？因为她现在落单，怀孕，心情又不好 大概吧 你确定？谢谢 Ca

50、rol 愿意过来坐吗？不，我没事 过来吧 这些人会挪过去的 各位挪过去好吗 动起来 克莉丝汀，这位是Carol Carol，这位是克莉丝汀 Carol教六年级 克莉丝汀 她的工作.很好笑，因为那不是她的主修 里面有什么东西？肥皂，四角裤，问候卡 烧得半焦的照片 这家伙的体毛比队长的还浓密 这件事说来好笑 没关系的，你无须解释 烧毁男友物品失控的事件我们见多了 这已是今晚的第三件 真的？当然，情人节之夜是我们最忙的时刻 我带了东西给你 装上子弹了没？心型糖果 钱与珍，永远 我订做的 Okay,Janice Janice 我不知怎么跟你说 至少我不知道怎么用别的办法跟你说 到韦博学习英语到韦博学习