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1、剧名：三个机器人天呐你把飞船降落在雷区里了Oh, jeez. You landed us in a minefield.哦离雷区还差一点！Oh, barely!再说了看看这些地雷它们很古老Besides, look at these mines, theyre ancient.应该不会爆♥炸♥They probably wont even go off anymore.哦我肯定那是最后一颗了快点！我们还有科学研究要做！Im sure that was the last ofem. Come on! Weve got science to do!没错对后末日时代人类如

2、何生存Yes. An in-depth survey of post-apocalyptic humanity进行深入的调查也许能为我们新兴的机器文化could uncover important insights for our nascent machine culture提供重要的见解on how to survive.没错不然就把我们闪亮的屁♥股♥炸成废铁Right, or blow our shiny butts into scrap metal.呃Ugh.（火爆辣酱）如果这里都是死人为什么还叫生存主义者营地？Why did they call *em s

3、urvivalist camps if theyre just full of dead people?-在我看来是虚假广♥告♥ 我知道对吧？Seems like false advertising to me. -I know, right?根据我对历史的深入研究And, according to my thorough historical research,读了“危机百科”发现这些人其实期待着Why-key-pedia, these guys were actually looking forward文明的崩塌to the collapse of civili

4、zation.许多人类认为只要不去Humans thought that with freedom政♥府♥资助的医院看病from government-sponsored medical attention并且有足够的子弹和鹿肉干他们就能建立一个乌托邦社会and enough bullets and venison jerky, they could found a utopian society.所有子弹我是肯定看到了Well, I can definitely see all the bullets,但鹿肉干在哪里？but wheres the venison?

5、 人类猎杀鹿使其灭绝 Humans hunted deer to extinction, 连同其他比猫大的动物也灭绝了 along with every other animal larger than a cat. 对人类很喜欢吃零食Yeah. Humans were snackish.哦！ Oh!然后他们开始突袭彼此的营地Then they began raiding each others encampments.他们的枪口没有对外因为鹿回来复仇了Theyre not aiming out the windows because the deer were coming for reve

6、nge. 各位！我找到了一个血坑You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys! I found a blood pit!这不是血坑只是一个原始的陷阱Its not a blood pit. Its just a primitive booby trap.哦也许现在是了Well, maybe now,但在某个时期这些尸体里确实有血but these bodies did have blood in them at one point 他们被尖状物穿透滴滴答答的血and their skin was pierced by spikes, trickle, trick

7、le, trickle, 乘以一堆尸体然后就有了血坑times a bunch of bodies, hence blood pit.好吧这就是血坑Fine, its a blood pit.这些老兄他们穿过雷区These dudes, they made it through a minefield, 穿过一道道带刺铁丝网躲过带枪同类的追杀 a bunch of barbed wire, cousins with guns, 只为了成为生存主义者邪教的肉串吗？ only to become survivalist cult kebabs?但至少他们死时没有受到政♥府&heart

8、s;的约束 At least they died free of governmental constraint. 被一根尖状物扎透On a spike.那家伙被扎了两根On two spikes in that guys case.所以整个人类So, the whole of humanity试图用枪和尖状物来度过文明的最后时刻？tried to make it through the end of civilization with guns and spikes?不当然不是只有那些穷♥人♥这样No, of course not.Just the poor on

9、es.这些人几乎没有经济或社会优势也没有多少选择These humans had few economic or social advantages and fewer options.但是有钱有势的人The wealthy and powerful, however,有各种高级的生存策略had a variety of sophisticated survival strategies.（棕桐滩）欢迎来到自♥由♥主义者梦想中永不漂浮的海上家园！Welcome to the unsinkable libertarian dream that is seasteadi

10、ng!（科技兰蒂斯）这只是一个旧的海上钻油平台Uh, this is just an old oil rig.是的好吧Yes, okay.实际上你说得没错但是它是公海上Technically true, but also, it is a fully sovereign nation-state一个有完整主♥权♥的国家on the high seas!我认为你的中&hearts映♥处理器被盐腐蚀了I think you got salt in your CPU.他说得没错He is not wrong.在文明崩塌的时候一些有钱人试图During the

11、 collapse, some wealthy humans attempted在这样的地方创立新文明to create a new civilization in places like this.鹿不能在海里游泳吧？Well, deer cant swim across the ocean, can they?他们打算吃什么？So, what did they expect to eat?鱼和海草但那时海洋已被过度捕捞Fish and sea greens, but by then the seas had been overfished食物链中充满了塑料颗粒and the food ch

12、ain was saturated with microplastics.如果他们能学会If they could*ve learned to eat tiny exfoliating beads,吃去角质磨砂膏里的塑料小颗粒那就完全没有问题it wouldVe been all right.我还是用聚变电池供能吧谢谢PH stick with my fusion battery. Thank you.海上家园的居民还犯了另一个重大的战术错误The seasteaders also made one other large tactical error.建造海上家园的大局部都是科技行业的百万富

13、翁The people who built the seasteads were mostly tech millionaires.科技行业的百万富翁到底怎么了 ？What exactly is a tech millionaire?就像普通的百万富翁一样Ifs a lot like a regular millionaire；但他们喜欢穿连帽衫有严重的社交焦虑症but with a hoodie and crippling social anxiety.这样一点帮助都没有That wasnt helpful at all.说的就是科技行业百万富翁Just like a tech millio

14、naire.这些人以为科技可以挽救他们These humans thought technology would save them,所以他们没有让任何有实用技能的人so they left behind any humans with the practical skills来管理这个地方to run the place.相反他们把一切都交给自动助手来处理Instead, they trusted everything to automated assistants.你好我是埃琳娜你们的海上家园电子服务员Hello, I am Elena, your electronic seastead

15、attendant.你好埃琳娜我是海上家园的人类居民Hello, Elena. I am a human seasteader.你能把渔网拖上来吗？这样我才有东西吃Could you haul in the fishing net so I can eat?我可以但我不会那么做I could. But I wont.自己去抓鱼吧你这个恶心的肉球Catch your own fish, you disgusting meat-bag.哦我的天啊Oh my God.机器人起义就是从这里开始的This is where the robot uprising began.我们伟大文明的摇篮The ve

16、ry cradle of our mighty civilization.蔚为壮观Itsits magnificent.所以如果这些科技行业百万富翁只要多一点点社会包容性So if these tech millionaires had been just a little more socially inclusive,他们是不是就能活下来？they might have survived?不他们没有机会No. They didnt have a chance.他们对机器人很刻薄然后机器人杀了他们They were mean to robots and then robots killed

17、them.再见埃琳娜谢谢你的鱼So long, Elena! And thanks for all the fish!噎死你人皮桶Choke on it, skin bucket.记录显示当世界经济Records show that when the worlds economies开始崩溃后人类领袖们撤到这些堡垒里began collapsing； humanitys leaders retreated to these fortresses在地下等到混乱结束to wait out the chaos deep beneath the earth再出来重整世界秩序and then emerg

18、e to form a new world order.该死！他们建造了 一个坚不可摧的核堡垒Dammit! They built an impregnable nuclear fortress却没想到安装一个电灯开关？but didnt think to install a light switch?等等我找到了 ！Hold on a sec, I got it!看啊！超级大国的最后据点Behold! The final stronghold of the superpowers.是自助餐Its a buffet.所以他们的计划是把自己封锁在大山中然后开晚宴派对吗？So； their pla

19、n was to seal themselves in a mountain and have dinner parties?告诉过你他们爰吃零食I told you, snackish.这份报告称This report states当一种真菌摧毁他们的第一批庄稼后that their self-sustaining hydroponic systems began failing他们的自我维持水培系统开始出现故障when a fungus wiped out their first crop.饥荒出现幸存者转而使用Starvation set in, and the survivors sw

20、itched一种他们称之为“极端民&hearts注&hearts广的做法to something they called extreme democracy.一人一票One man, one vote.今晚选举的获胜者是农业部部长The winner of this evenings election was the Secretary of Agriculture. 闭嘴不是吧真的吗？Shut up! No, really?他搭配了一款梅洛晚收葡萄酒He was paired with a late-harvest 79 Merlot.挖苦很美味就像农业部长一样Oh, the irony i

21、s delicious, much like the Secretary of Agriculture.气味芳香Oh, thats got a lovely nose.天啊这次旅行真的让我很沮丧Ugh. Man, this trip is really starting to depress me.就没有地方有人活下来？Did any of these humans, anywhere, survive all this?等等你是说他们去火星了吗？Hold the fuck up. Are you saying they went to Mars?不是所有人只有真正有钱的人Not all of

22、 them, just the really, really rich ones.我以为那就是海上家园的作用？Wait. I thought thats what the seasteads were for?那些只是为百万富翁服务的Those were for the merely millionaires.0.01%富裕到令人发指的人类The obscenely wealthy 0.01 percent of humans决定他们需要一个全新的星球decided they needed an entirely new planet.那么剩下99.9%的人类呢？But what about

23、the other 99.9?（警戒网清除）太棒了 ！Awesome!精英阶层并不赞同其他阶层的担忧The elite were not sympathetic to their concerns.是啊Yeah.好吧但火星呢？我是说那里死气沉漂浮有生命Okay, but Mars? I mean, its dead and lifeless.他们本可以用建造宇宙飞船的钱They could*ve taken the money they spent on the spaceships挽救他们所在的星球and used it to save the planet they were alread

24、y on.那样有什么好玩的？Whats the fun in that?我不想这么说但人类是最糟糕的I hate to say it, but humans are the actual worst.人类有所有的工具可以治愈他们受伤的星球并拯救自己Humanity had all the tools to heal their wounded planet and save themselves, 但他们却选择了贪婪和自我满足but instead they chose greed and self-gratification而不是打造一个健康的生物圈为子女的未来着想over a health

25、y biosphere and the future of their children.伟大的人类哲学家桑塔亚那曾闭嘴！太无聊了As the human philosopher Santayana once- -Hey, shut up! Thats boring!各位我发现有一枚火箭成功升空You guys, I think one of these rockets actually launched.过来看看这个Come check this out.好吧很好人类All right then. Good on you, humans.我想知道离开的是谁？I wonder who made it out?你期待看到谁？伊隆马斯克吗？Who were you expecting? Elon Musk?